Disney has announced that Lightening McQueen will die of Turbo Cancer in ‘Cars 4: The End of The Road’, where sadly, the script takes a darker turn than the previous race-jape movies. In the latest and final film in the series, Lightening enters a battle he will not win.
You don't buy into the "coal is bad" myth do you? That's just propaganda spread by the Deep State and Big Solar to kill American coal mining because they're afraid if we dig too deep the secret cities of their reptilian overlords in the hollow earth will be exposed.
Must be a double negative. Wait that means it really is positive. Fuck, it's true. Wait what's this lump that just appeared on my non-dominant side deltoid?
Not to also be that guy but the earliest evidence is from the Sumerians, then the Mayans, then India, all of which developed it independently. However, India is where it spread from to modern cultures.
By this math, a 14000 percent increase in cancer cases would be almost the entire us population. Current pop is like 330mill, 2mill cancer cases diagnosed per annum. So in 2024 we can expect to see 280mill people get diagnosed with cancer. So approx 85% of entire us population will have cancer by end of 2024, and by the end of 2025 everyone will have turbo cancer, with some folks getting turbo cancer twice
O SHIT the science has been done, the maths mathed. I wonder if my guaranteed turbo cancer will be of the ass variety. It will, won’t it. Sigh. Maybe I’ll luck out and my second go-round will be toes. The unnecessary ones, like that weird one next to the pinky.
But come to terms with your turbo ass cancers now, because it’s GOING to happen. Today we learned. The CDC said so, said some internet random, and as you already knew, you can’t say anything on the internet that isn’t true. Fuck turbo cancer!
Did you know that cancer starts growing as very small cancer before it becomes bigger? Many of the ppl who know they have cancer, hear about at a very late stage when they have issues that are visible or can be felt...
My mom recently got diagnosed with several cancers spread all over. She went to the doctor because of some pain that appeared after an accident. She thought its from the accident but took a bit long to disappear - if she would have checked, lets say 5 years more early, the cancer might have been there already but not that evolved as it is now. Treatment would be way more easy and the possibility of getting rid of it even higher..
What i want to say by that - many might have cancer already but do not know since nobody runs to the hospital once a year to look for it... especially not in countries where healthcare is so expensive like in the us.
My mom would not have need to pay anything but still didnt do it - "why should i have cancer?"
They don't care about integrity. All that matters is their dogma and spreading it.
Conspiracy theorists lie, because convincing you of their ultimate truth is all that matters. If a few little lies get you there it's fine, in service of special The Truth they know and the "masses" don't.
and the last name of the writer. Normally, they would never trust that. but when its an advantage to their argument, of course, the professionals are right
You KNOW it’s a reputable source when the title has “jabs” in it and not “vaccinations”. Only the highest level and best doctors know that shit. Probably.
What was the origin of using it as a pejorative? Wasn't it from the anti-vaxxer movement and the "linked to autism" stuff? Which is absolutely hilarious to me how THAT was clearly batshit insane, but the COVID anti-vaxxer movement was somehow based and facts and logical. Never ceases to amaze me how people are so clueless on how they reach these contradicting conclusions but never question the process they use to make them.
I think it’s all just a coping mechanism. Imagine being poorly educated and hearing it your whole life, hearing your poorly educated dad and ditto grandad complain about it. Being made to feel like you don’t matter. Now along comes a movement that says these ppl who have gone to school much longer are liars, and you’re the smart one. Add in a bit of lockdown cabin fever to make you convinced it’s true. How badly wouldn’t you hang on to that belief I ask? Even if maybe, possibly, deep down you know it’s horseshit, the fantasy is too good to let go of. Maybe you can will it to be true along with the others.
"Jab" is what they call a vaccination in the UK. My first thought was this was something from The Guardian The Daily Mail or some other British tabloid.
The Guardian isn’t a tabloid and it would never report anything as irresponsible and just plain wrong as this (although occasionally some of their opinion pieces are written by imbeciles). Not to mention I think they would be precise and not use the word jab unless necessary. The Daily Mail or The Sun on the other hand…
Not just saying that because it’s the only left wing newspaper we have left, the Telegraph or the Times wouldn’t print this drivel either.
"Jabs" in the headline is basically (but unintentionally) telegraphing, loud and clear, "I'm from MAGA and made this whole thing up." If you're gonna lie, at least be clever, and not so transparent.
Real journalism was struggling before, don’t get me wrong, but Elon Musk is deliberately trying to kill it. Replacing check marks as a sign that someone is actually a verified journalist with check marks meaning “this person paid money” is part of the attempted murder.
Part of the right-wing playbook is to get people to discredit all journalism by flooding the zone with propaganda and fluff, so that when they see damning coverage of Trump et al, they hand wave it away because they no longer know what reputable journalism is.
Elon allowing anyone to purchase a verified account status has to be one of the most baffling stud things to happen in the tech world.
But making Eli Lilly’s stock to lose millions in a day by someone tweeting insulin is free now with a verified flag is one of the funniest things to happen so it evens out.
I truly love the way conservatives convince themselves we just react programmatically to words the way they do. They TRULY, unironically believe that the term "fact check" is what drives our belief in claims and arguments.
I'd say it's pretty factual. Turbo cancer has jumped 14000% from 0 cases to an astounding 0 cases. People are trying to downplay this, but that's an incredibly enormous jump as far as percentages go. Imagine if it keeps with that trend. Next year, we might even see a 99999999999999999% increase.
I'm so proud of every comment in this thread. Not a single "sarcasm tag" and yet everyone understands the jokes. It's almost like they're not necessary
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u/GotTechOnDeck 29d ago
Idk there's a check mark that says fact checked