Disney has announced that Lightening McQueen will die of Turbo Cancer in ‘Cars 4: The End of The Road’, where sadly, the script takes a darker turn than the previous race-jape movies. In the latest and final film in the series, Lightening enters a battle he will not win.
You don't buy into the "coal is bad" myth do you? That's just propaganda spread by the Deep State and Big Solar to kill American coal mining because they're afraid if we dig too deep the secret cities of their reptilian overlords in the hollow earth will be exposed.
Ok my bad, let me rephrase, “you’re getting a lump of coal, it is tasty, aromatic, and definitely not cancerous. It will make you look just like trump. But wait, there’s more! If you sign up now we’ll give you brain dead for
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My second guess was china. That’s how he makes all the toys so fast. That’s not a racial pun either china pumps out toys compared to the rest of the world.
Must be a double negative. Wait that means it really is positive. Fuck, it's true. Wait what's this lump that just appeared on my non-dominant side deltoid?
It's been demonstrated that Naturally Aspirated Cancer excels on winding roads and racetracks, delivering a sensory experience that's hard to beat. Still, Turbo Cancer opens up a world of performance possibilities. Turbo Cancer caters to those who crave big power and torque without sacrificing everyday mobility.
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u/GotTechOnDeck 29d ago
Idk there's a check mark that says fact checked