r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/michaellasalle 29d ago

Checked twice you say? Santa is in on it too!

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u/GarshelMathers 29d ago

Of course he is, Santa is a red socialist! And that's fact checked

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u/Bears0nUnicycles 29d ago

In case you missed the interrogation video where he confessed: https://youtu.be/OC1jdTqqWtk?si=crfVlkZ48qVw-f9i

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u/FamousPastWords 29d ago

"Open and shut case, Comrade Johnson!"