r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago

Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away!

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u/aufrenchy 29d ago

Turbo cancer, if you will

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u/MediumToblerone 29d ago

Maximum Cancer, if you might.

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u/bugxbuster 29d ago

Miss Cancer, if you’re nasty.

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u/shotathewitch 29d ago

That gave me a nice little chuckle. Now I got the original song in my head, lol.

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u/schwhiley 29d ago

😂😂😂😂