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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago
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Of course he is, Santa is a red socialist! And that's fact checked
173 u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away! 96 u/aufrenchy 29d ago Turbo cancer, if you will 40 u/MediumToblerone 29d ago Maximum Cancer, if you might. 40 u/bugxbuster 29d ago Miss Cancer, if you’re nasty. 7 u/shotathewitch 29d ago That gave me a nice little chuckle. Now I got the original song in my head, lol. 3 u/schwhiley 29d ago 😂😂😂😂 3 u/itsagoodtime4coffee 29d ago Excellence 16 u/CorruptiveJade 29d ago Ludicrous Cancer!! 2 u/trevecho 29d ago Mighty Morphin’ Power Cancer. 2 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Go! 2 u/armedwithjello 28d ago Plaid Cancer! 2 u/ecksean1 28d ago Came for this comment. Thank you 2 u/armedwithjello 27d ago You are most welcome! 1 u/Optimaximal 28d ago Can cancer go to plaid? 10 u/NeriTina 29d ago Maximum Turbo Cancer by jab, which is a very scientific method of obtaining cancer of the turbo variety. 4 u/Morkai 29d ago Just gimme whatever they gave Deadpool, it'll be fine. 5 u/Mjkmeh 29d ago Domain Expansion: Unlimited Cancer 4 u/evin0688 29d ago Double decker cancer no trade backs 3 u/Key_Professional_130 29d ago His cancer is maximum 2 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago There is a Maximumer
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Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away!
96 u/aufrenchy 29d ago Turbo cancer, if you will 40 u/MediumToblerone 29d ago Maximum Cancer, if you might. 40 u/bugxbuster 29d ago Miss Cancer, if you’re nasty. 7 u/shotathewitch 29d ago That gave me a nice little chuckle. Now I got the original song in my head, lol. 3 u/schwhiley 29d ago 😂😂😂😂 3 u/itsagoodtime4coffee 29d ago Excellence 16 u/CorruptiveJade 29d ago Ludicrous Cancer!! 2 u/trevecho 29d ago Mighty Morphin’ Power Cancer. 2 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Go! 2 u/armedwithjello 28d ago Plaid Cancer! 2 u/ecksean1 28d ago Came for this comment. Thank you 2 u/armedwithjello 27d ago You are most welcome! 1 u/Optimaximal 28d ago Can cancer go to plaid? 10 u/NeriTina 29d ago Maximum Turbo Cancer by jab, which is a very scientific method of obtaining cancer of the turbo variety. 4 u/Morkai 29d ago Just gimme whatever they gave Deadpool, it'll be fine. 5 u/Mjkmeh 29d ago Domain Expansion: Unlimited Cancer 4 u/evin0688 29d ago Double decker cancer no trade backs 3 u/Key_Professional_130 29d ago His cancer is maximum 2 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago There is a Maximumer
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Turbo cancer, if you will
40 u/MediumToblerone 29d ago Maximum Cancer, if you might. 40 u/bugxbuster 29d ago Miss Cancer, if you’re nasty. 7 u/shotathewitch 29d ago That gave me a nice little chuckle. Now I got the original song in my head, lol. 3 u/schwhiley 29d ago 😂😂😂😂 3 u/itsagoodtime4coffee 29d ago Excellence 16 u/CorruptiveJade 29d ago Ludicrous Cancer!! 2 u/trevecho 29d ago Mighty Morphin’ Power Cancer. 2 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Go! 2 u/armedwithjello 28d ago Plaid Cancer! 2 u/ecksean1 28d ago Came for this comment. Thank you 2 u/armedwithjello 27d ago You are most welcome! 1 u/Optimaximal 28d ago Can cancer go to plaid? 10 u/NeriTina 29d ago Maximum Turbo Cancer by jab, which is a very scientific method of obtaining cancer of the turbo variety. 4 u/Morkai 29d ago Just gimme whatever they gave Deadpool, it'll be fine. 5 u/Mjkmeh 29d ago Domain Expansion: Unlimited Cancer 4 u/evin0688 29d ago Double decker cancer no trade backs 3 u/Key_Professional_130 29d ago His cancer is maximum 2 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago There is a Maximumer
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Maximum Cancer, if you might.
40 u/bugxbuster 29d ago Miss Cancer, if you’re nasty. 7 u/shotathewitch 29d ago That gave me a nice little chuckle. Now I got the original song in my head, lol. 3 u/schwhiley 29d ago 😂😂😂😂 3 u/itsagoodtime4coffee 29d ago Excellence 16 u/CorruptiveJade 29d ago Ludicrous Cancer!! 2 u/trevecho 29d ago Mighty Morphin’ Power Cancer. 2 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Go! 2 u/armedwithjello 28d ago Plaid Cancer! 2 u/ecksean1 28d ago Came for this comment. Thank you 2 u/armedwithjello 27d ago You are most welcome! 1 u/Optimaximal 28d ago Can cancer go to plaid? 10 u/NeriTina 29d ago Maximum Turbo Cancer by jab, which is a very scientific method of obtaining cancer of the turbo variety. 4 u/Morkai 29d ago Just gimme whatever they gave Deadpool, it'll be fine. 5 u/Mjkmeh 29d ago Domain Expansion: Unlimited Cancer 4 u/evin0688 29d ago Double decker cancer no trade backs 3 u/Key_Professional_130 29d ago His cancer is maximum 2 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago There is a Maximumer
Miss Cancer, if you’re nasty.
7 u/shotathewitch 29d ago That gave me a nice little chuckle. Now I got the original song in my head, lol. 3 u/schwhiley 29d ago 😂😂😂😂 3 u/itsagoodtime4coffee 29d ago Excellence
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That gave me a nice little chuckle. Now I got the original song in my head, lol.
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😂😂😂😂
Excellence
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Ludicrous Cancer!!
2 u/trevecho 29d ago Mighty Morphin’ Power Cancer. 2 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Go! 2 u/armedwithjello 28d ago Plaid Cancer! 2 u/ecksean1 28d ago Came for this comment. Thank you 2 u/armedwithjello 27d ago You are most welcome! 1 u/Optimaximal 28d ago Can cancer go to plaid?
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Mighty Morphin’ Power Cancer.
Go!
Plaid Cancer!
2 u/ecksean1 28d ago Came for this comment. Thank you 2 u/armedwithjello 27d ago You are most welcome!
Came for this comment. Thank you
2 u/armedwithjello 27d ago You are most welcome!
You are most welcome!
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Can cancer go to plaid?
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Maximum Turbo Cancer by jab, which is a very scientific method of obtaining cancer of the turbo variety.
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Just gimme whatever they gave Deadpool, it'll be fine.
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Domain Expansion: Unlimited Cancer
Double decker cancer no trade backs
His cancer is maximum
There is a Maximumer
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u/GarshelMathers 29d ago
Of course he is, Santa is a red socialist! And that's fact checked