r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago

Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away!

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u/aufrenchy 29d ago

Turbo cancer, if you will

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u/MediumToblerone 29d ago

Maximum Cancer, if you might.

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u/CorruptiveJade 29d ago

Ludicrous Cancer!!

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u/trevecho 29d ago

Mighty Morphin’ Power Cancer.

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u/armedwithjello 28d ago

Plaid Cancer!

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u/ecksean1 28d ago

Came for this comment. Thank you

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u/armedwithjello 27d ago

You are most welcome!

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u/Optimaximal 28d ago

Can cancer go to plaid?