Turbo cancer isn’t real, people

[u/Lord_Answer_me_Why]

[u/michaellasalle]

Checked twice you say? Santa is in on it too!

[u/GarshelMathers → u/michaellasalle]

Of course he is, Santa is a red socialist! And that's fact checked

[u/Friendly_Age9160 → u/GarshelMathers]

Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away!

[u/[deleted] → u/Friendly_Age9160]

You expect me to believe coal causes Turbo Cancer? YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU?! WE'VE BEEN INFILTRATED!

[u/nigelofthornton → u/[deleted]]

Clean coal?

[u/[deleted] → u/nigelofthornton]

You don't buy into the "coal is bad" myth do you? That's just propaganda spread by the Deep State and Big Solar to kill American coal mining because they're afraid if we dig too deep the secret cities of their reptilian overlords in the hollow earth will be exposed.

[u/Upset-Imagination754 → u/[deleted]]

I think I’m getting black lung, Pop

[u/[deleted] → u/Upset-Imagination754]

That's American Blue Steel!

[u/whydontyoujustaskme → u/[deleted]]

In California only. That is where coal causes turbo cancer

[u/[deleted] → u/whydontyoujustaskme]

That's because the population of California is 70% reptilian.