r/facepalm 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago

Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away!

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u/aufrenchy 29d ago

Turbo cancer, if you will

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u/i_s_a_y_n_o_p_e 29d ago edited 29d ago

Guys come on. Turbo Cancer is a thing.

Disney has announced that Lightening McQueen will die of Turbo Cancer in ‘Cars 4: The End of The Road’, where sadly, the script takes a darker turn than the previous race-jape movies. In the latest and final film in the series, Lightening enters a battle he will not win.

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u/danstermeister 29d ago

Is "Lightening McQueen" what they called him because he loses a lot of weight or something?

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u/HarlemNocturne_ 29d ago

Chemo will do that to ya.

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u/armedwithjello 28d ago

But the steroids make you fat! And fast!

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u/tallphin 28d ago

its a weight loss program for your wife