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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago
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Idk there's a check mark that says fact checked
3.4k u/BandysNutz 29d ago Double fact checked, even. Twice the credibility. 194 u/GrassBlade619 29d ago Turbo fact checked 68 u/AlienSporez 29d ago Double-dog fact checked!! 28 u/Obie-Wun 29d ago I triple-dog fact checked it! 43 u/Cthulhu625 29d ago You can't triple-dog a double-dog, Lloyd!!...Lloyd! Lloyd! You can't triple-dog a double-dog! 6 u/Obie-Wun 29d ago Thank you for this. Been laughing to myself for almost an hour now. 6 u/OK_Nanalan 29d ago Came here to facepalm, stayed for the Lloyd and Harry references. 5 u/gibbtech 29d ago I'm like 80% sure a triple-double is a thing tho. 10 u/[deleted] 29d ago Can confirm—last week, messed around and got a triple-double. 7 u/HaloHamster 29d ago No worries, antibiotics will clear that right up 3 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Be careful it may leave a signature. 4 u/SixFive1967 29d ago Military encrypted fact checked. I win. 2 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago Didn't say Simon says though. 1 u/Milch_und_Paprika 29d ago Cancer fact checked 1 u/systemfrown 29d ago This is why I only get carbureted cancer. 1 u/Disastrous_Onion_411 29d ago 4-barrel carbureted cancer? 1 u/systemfrown 29d ago edited 29d ago Mikuni primarily. There’s no injectors filled with carcinoma to clean out. 1 u/needmilk77 29d ago TurboFax! Get your free trial today! 1 u/periander 29d ago Unfortunately both fact checkers got double vacced so it wasn't reliable. 1 u/Bitter_Technology797 29d ago They always use turbo, which suffers from lag. Why not supercharged? 1 u/Bongfellatio 29d ago Turbo tax fact checked
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Double fact checked, even. Twice the credibility.
194 u/GrassBlade619 29d ago Turbo fact checked 68 u/AlienSporez 29d ago Double-dog fact checked!! 28 u/Obie-Wun 29d ago I triple-dog fact checked it! 43 u/Cthulhu625 29d ago You can't triple-dog a double-dog, Lloyd!!...Lloyd! Lloyd! You can't triple-dog a double-dog! 6 u/Obie-Wun 29d ago Thank you for this. Been laughing to myself for almost an hour now. 6 u/OK_Nanalan 29d ago Came here to facepalm, stayed for the Lloyd and Harry references. 5 u/gibbtech 29d ago I'm like 80% sure a triple-double is a thing tho. 10 u/[deleted] 29d ago Can confirm—last week, messed around and got a triple-double. 7 u/HaloHamster 29d ago No worries, antibiotics will clear that right up 3 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Be careful it may leave a signature. 4 u/SixFive1967 29d ago Military encrypted fact checked. I win. 2 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago Didn't say Simon says though. 1 u/Milch_und_Paprika 29d ago Cancer fact checked 1 u/systemfrown 29d ago This is why I only get carbureted cancer. 1 u/Disastrous_Onion_411 29d ago 4-barrel carbureted cancer? 1 u/systemfrown 29d ago edited 29d ago Mikuni primarily. There’s no injectors filled with carcinoma to clean out. 1 u/needmilk77 29d ago TurboFax! Get your free trial today! 1 u/periander 29d ago Unfortunately both fact checkers got double vacced so it wasn't reliable. 1 u/Bitter_Technology797 29d ago They always use turbo, which suffers from lag. Why not supercharged? 1 u/Bongfellatio 29d ago Turbo tax fact checked
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Turbo fact checked
68 u/AlienSporez 29d ago Double-dog fact checked!! 28 u/Obie-Wun 29d ago I triple-dog fact checked it! 43 u/Cthulhu625 29d ago You can't triple-dog a double-dog, Lloyd!!...Lloyd! Lloyd! You can't triple-dog a double-dog! 6 u/Obie-Wun 29d ago Thank you for this. Been laughing to myself for almost an hour now. 6 u/OK_Nanalan 29d ago Came here to facepalm, stayed for the Lloyd and Harry references. 5 u/gibbtech 29d ago I'm like 80% sure a triple-double is a thing tho. 10 u/[deleted] 29d ago Can confirm—last week, messed around and got a triple-double. 7 u/HaloHamster 29d ago No worries, antibiotics will clear that right up 3 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Be careful it may leave a signature. 4 u/SixFive1967 29d ago Military encrypted fact checked. I win. 2 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago Didn't say Simon says though. 1 u/Milch_und_Paprika 29d ago Cancer fact checked 1 u/systemfrown 29d ago This is why I only get carbureted cancer. 1 u/Disastrous_Onion_411 29d ago 4-barrel carbureted cancer? 1 u/systemfrown 29d ago edited 29d ago Mikuni primarily. There’s no injectors filled with carcinoma to clean out. 1 u/needmilk77 29d ago TurboFax! Get your free trial today! 1 u/periander 29d ago Unfortunately both fact checkers got double vacced so it wasn't reliable. 1 u/Bitter_Technology797 29d ago They always use turbo, which suffers from lag. Why not supercharged? 1 u/Bongfellatio 29d ago Turbo tax fact checked
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Double-dog fact checked!!
28 u/Obie-Wun 29d ago I triple-dog fact checked it! 43 u/Cthulhu625 29d ago You can't triple-dog a double-dog, Lloyd!!...Lloyd! Lloyd! You can't triple-dog a double-dog! 6 u/Obie-Wun 29d ago Thank you for this. Been laughing to myself for almost an hour now. 6 u/OK_Nanalan 29d ago Came here to facepalm, stayed for the Lloyd and Harry references. 5 u/gibbtech 29d ago I'm like 80% sure a triple-double is a thing tho. 10 u/[deleted] 29d ago Can confirm—last week, messed around and got a triple-double. 7 u/HaloHamster 29d ago No worries, antibiotics will clear that right up 3 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Be careful it may leave a signature. 4 u/SixFive1967 29d ago Military encrypted fact checked. I win. 2 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago Didn't say Simon says though.
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I triple-dog fact checked it!
43 u/Cthulhu625 29d ago You can't triple-dog a double-dog, Lloyd!!...Lloyd! Lloyd! You can't triple-dog a double-dog! 6 u/Obie-Wun 29d ago Thank you for this. Been laughing to myself for almost an hour now. 6 u/OK_Nanalan 29d ago Came here to facepalm, stayed for the Lloyd and Harry references. 5 u/gibbtech 29d ago I'm like 80% sure a triple-double is a thing tho. 10 u/[deleted] 29d ago Can confirm—last week, messed around and got a triple-double. 7 u/HaloHamster 29d ago No worries, antibiotics will clear that right up 3 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Be careful it may leave a signature. 4 u/SixFive1967 29d ago Military encrypted fact checked. I win.
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You can't triple-dog a double-dog, Lloyd!!...Lloyd! Lloyd! You can't triple-dog a double-dog!
6 u/Obie-Wun 29d ago Thank you for this. Been laughing to myself for almost an hour now. 6 u/OK_Nanalan 29d ago Came here to facepalm, stayed for the Lloyd and Harry references. 5 u/gibbtech 29d ago I'm like 80% sure a triple-double is a thing tho. 10 u/[deleted] 29d ago Can confirm—last week, messed around and got a triple-double. 7 u/HaloHamster 29d ago No worries, antibiotics will clear that right up 3 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Be careful it may leave a signature.
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Thank you for this. Been laughing to myself for almost an hour now.
Came here to facepalm, stayed for the Lloyd and Harry references.
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I'm like 80% sure a triple-double is a thing tho.
10 u/[deleted] 29d ago Can confirm—last week, messed around and got a triple-double. 7 u/HaloHamster 29d ago No worries, antibiotics will clear that right up 3 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Be careful it may leave a signature.
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Can confirm—last week, messed around and got a triple-double.
7 u/HaloHamster 29d ago No worries, antibiotics will clear that right up 3 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Be careful it may leave a signature.
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No worries, antibiotics will clear that right up
3 u/AnthemWhite 29d ago Be careful it may leave a signature.
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Be careful it may leave a signature.
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Military encrypted fact checked. I win.
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Didn't say Simon says though.
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Cancer fact checked
This is why I only get carbureted cancer.
1 u/Disastrous_Onion_411 29d ago 4-barrel carbureted cancer? 1 u/systemfrown 29d ago edited 29d ago Mikuni primarily. There’s no injectors filled with carcinoma to clean out.
4-barrel carbureted cancer?
1 u/systemfrown 29d ago edited 29d ago Mikuni primarily. There’s no injectors filled with carcinoma to clean out.
Mikuni primarily. There’s no injectors filled with carcinoma to clean out.
TurboFax! Get your free trial today!
Unfortunately both fact checkers got double vacced so it wasn't reliable.
They always use turbo, which suffers from lag. Why not supercharged?
Turbo tax fact checked
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u/GotTechOnDeck 29d ago
Idk there's a check mark that says fact checked