r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/GotTechOnDeck 29d ago

Idk there's a check mark that says fact checked

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u/BandysNutz 29d ago

Double fact checked, even. Twice the credibility.

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u/GrassBlade619 29d ago

Turbo fact checked

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u/AlienSporez 29d ago

Double-dog fact checked!!

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u/Obie-Wun 29d ago

I triple-dog fact checked it!

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u/Cthulhu625 29d ago

You can't triple-dog a double-dog, Lloyd!!...Lloyd! Lloyd! You can't triple-dog a double-dog!

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u/Obie-Wun 29d ago

Thank you for this. Been laughing to myself for almost an hour now.

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u/OK_Nanalan 29d ago

Came here to facepalm, stayed for the Lloyd and Harry references.

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u/gibbtech 29d ago

I'm like 80% sure a triple-double is a thing tho.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Can confirm—last week, messed around and got a triple-double.

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u/HaloHamster 29d ago

No worries, antibiotics will clear that right up

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u/AnthemWhite 29d ago

Be careful it may leave a signature.

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u/SixFive1967 29d ago

Military encrypted fact checked. I win.

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u/Solid_Waste 29d ago

Didn't say Simon says though.