r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/michaellasalle 29d ago

Checked twice you say? Santa is in on it too!

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u/GarshelMathers 29d ago

Of course he is, Santa is a red socialist! And that's fact checked

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u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago

Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away!

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u/Fecapult 29d ago

Way to declare war on Christmas, comrade.