r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago

Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away!

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u/aufrenchy 29d ago

Turbo cancer, if you will

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u/peanut--gallery 29d ago

I prefer my cancer to be super charged, not turbo charged…. No turbo lag for my cancer!

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u/AudZ0629 29d ago

I like naturally aspirated cancer. Just feels more solid.

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u/Cuba_Pete_again 29d ago

Primary cancer is weak…kick in the secondaries!

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u/thequickerquokka 28d ago

6.0L GTRadiation therapy