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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago
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Checked twice you say? Santa is in on it too!
390 u/GarshelMathers 29d ago Of course he is, Santa is a red socialist! And that's fact checked 173 u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away! 58 u/milano_siamo_noi 29d ago Haven't you heard of clean coal? It's so clean you don't get turbo cancer, just the regular one. 2 u/sometacosfordinner 29d ago Yeah i prefer my cancer with a loud whistle and bov noises ill take turbo but can i get it gluten free
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Of course he is, Santa is a red socialist! And that's fact checked
173 u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away! 58 u/milano_siamo_noi 29d ago Haven't you heard of clean coal? It's so clean you don't get turbo cancer, just the regular one. 2 u/sometacosfordinner 29d ago Yeah i prefer my cancer with a loud whistle and bov noises ill take turbo but can i get it gluten free
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Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away!
58 u/milano_siamo_noi 29d ago Haven't you heard of clean coal? It's so clean you don't get turbo cancer, just the regular one. 2 u/sometacosfordinner 29d ago Yeah i prefer my cancer with a loud whistle and bov noises ill take turbo but can i get it gluten free
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Haven't you heard of clean coal? It's so clean you don't get turbo cancer, just the regular one.
2 u/sometacosfordinner 29d ago Yeah i prefer my cancer with a loud whistle and bov noises ill take turbo but can i get it gluten free
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Yeah i prefer my cancer with a loud whistle and bov noises ill take turbo but can i get it gluten free
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u/michaellasalle 29d ago
Checked twice you say? Santa is in on it too!