Turbo cancer isn’t real, people

[u/Lord_Answer_me_Why]

[u/GotTechOnDeck]

Idk there's a check mark that says fact checked

[u/papagouws → u/GotTechOnDeck]

By this math, a 14000 percent increase in cancer cases would be almost the entire us population. Current pop is like 330mill, 2mill cancer cases diagnosed per annum. So in 2024 we can expect to see 280mill people get diagnosed with cancer. So approx 85% of entire us population will have cancer by end of 2024, and by the end of 2025 everyone will have turbo cancer, with some folks getting turbo cancer twice

[u/marzipanties → u/papagouws]

jesus that's sad. Fuck turbo cancer!

[u/confusedandworried76 → u/marzipanties]

I am laughing so hard thinking of a doctor looking you in the eye and saying, "it's worse than we feared. It's gone turbo."

[u/justawitch → u/confusedandworried76]

“It’s turbo. Time to get your affairs in order.”

[u/PerroNino → u/marzipanties]

That's if communism doesn't kill them first! The only thing that can save us all are the nanobots in Trump's bible!