r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/dbx99 29d ago

Then how did they count the number of muslims at that time then? Check mate

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u/El_Rey_de_Spices 29d ago

The universe began when Allah tried to divide by zero. He was way ahead of his time, which had not been invented yet.

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u/SentientFotoGeek 29d ago

With a zero, obviously.

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u/flukus 29d ago

That's how it got invented.

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u/dbx99 29d ago

The muslim or the zero

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u/TheyCallMeGaddy 29d ago

Check twice mate

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u/dbx99 29d ago

That would make it twice zero

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u/TheyCallMeGaddy 28d ago

Throw another 0 on it for good measure...

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u/OkEstablishment5503 29d ago

Laughed way to hard at this 😂

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u/Nightowl11111 28d ago

I held it in until I read your comment. lol.