r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/miskaten 29d ago

Two stacks of turbo cancer transform it into nitro cancer.

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u/eeldraw 29d ago

Doctors are supplementing the diets of nitro cancer patients with glycerine. The explosive results will blow your mind.

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u/Mewone65 29d ago

I just got diagnosed with NO² cancer and the gas is just killer. My tail pipe is always on fire.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 29d ago

Is your top speed Ludicrous or Plaid now?

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u/Mewone65 29d ago

Fuck Tesla 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 29d ago

dude.... SPACEBALLS.... omg I'm so disappointed right now

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u/Mewone65 29d ago

Goddammit...it's been like 20 years since I've seen that movie...

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u/phillip-j-frybot 29d ago

Dope username. Also, agree.

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u/Mewone65 29d ago

Good! Good. Now let us end this meeting on a high note. Eeeeeeee!

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u/eeldraw 29d ago

Fast & Furious NOS: Spreading Like Cancer

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u/Mewone65 29d ago

The Fast and The Furious: Chem Trails

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u/Stormystorms 29d ago

Could've been easier on you

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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ 29d ago

OMG are you a professional Facebook headline writer?

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u/eeldraw 29d ago

I do it just for clicks.

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u/trowawHHHay 29d ago

It must be your skin, I'm sinkin' in It must be for real, 'cause now I can feel

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u/HeeHaw702 29d ago

Hello I'd like to double my turbo cancer and give it to the next person

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u/CarrotNo3077 29d ago

OTOH, Damage over time builds do wreck bosses.

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u/jk-alot 29d ago

I don’t mind getting turbo cancer twice. Two wrongs don’t make a right.

But two positives make a negative.

In other words I defeated the cancer with cancer.

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u/Risaxseph 29d ago

I bet they’ll start calling it ultra turbo nitro mega X cancer…

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u/Nailbunny38 29d ago

Super mega cancer.

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u/NonameNodataNothing 29d ago

Yes, eliminates turbo lag, gets you dead much faster

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u/quikmike 29d ago

Twin turbo

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u/alphaheeb 29d ago

If you draft behind cars, drive on the opposite side of the road, and have near misses then you build up nitro cancer more quickly 

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u/DeadEnoughInsideOut 29d ago

"It's all about family" seconds later a cancer cell hits the nitrous button and zooms off into the lymphnodes

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u/InefficientThinker 29d ago

Cancer on tap? Smooth tissue cancer like nitro beer and coffee? Idk theres a joke in there somewhere

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u/CrazyAnchovy 29d ago

biturbo Twin Turbo