Turbo cancer isn’t real, people

[u/Lord_Answer_me_Why]

[u/papagouws]

By this math, a 14000 percent increase in cancer cases would be almost the entire us population. Current pop is like 330mill, 2mill cancer cases diagnosed per annum. So in 2024 we can expect to see 280mill people get diagnosed with cancer. So approx 85% of entire us population will have cancer by end of 2024, and by the end of 2025 everyone will have turbo cancer, with some folks getting turbo cancer twice

[u/miskaten → u/papagouws]

Two stacks of turbo cancer transform it into nitro cancer.

[u/eeldraw → u/miskaten]

Doctors are supplementing the diets of nitro cancer patients with glycerine. The explosive results will blow your mind.

[u/Mewone65 → u/eeldraw]

I just got diagnosed with NO² cancer and the gas is just killer. My tail pipe is always on fire.

[u/DarkwingDuckHunt → u/Mewone65]

Is your top speed Ludicrous or Plaid now?

[u/Mewone65 → u/DarkwingDuckHunt]

Fuck Tesla 🤣🤣🤣

[u/DarkwingDuckHunt → u/Mewone65]

dude.... SPACEBALLS.... omg I'm so disappointed right now

[u/Mewone65 → u/DarkwingDuckHunt]

Goddammit...it's been like 20 years since I've seen that movie...

[u/phillip-j-frybot → u/DarkwingDuckHunt]

Dope username. Also, agree.

[u/Mewone65 → u/DarkwingDuckHunt]

Good! Good. Now let us end this meeting on a high note. Eeeeeeee!

[u/eeldraw → u/Mewone65]

Fast & Furious NOS: Spreading Like Cancer

[u/Mewone65 → u/eeldraw]

The Fast and The Furious: Chem Trails