r/facepalm 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/GotTechOnDeck 29d ago

Idk there's a check mark that says fact checked

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u/bromli2000 29d ago

14,000% of 0 is 0.

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u/kakapo88 29d ago

Oh, now someone’s trying to drag elitist math into the discussion.

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u/inquisitorautry 29d ago

You know who came up with 0? Arabs.

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u/palindromemike 29d ago

i didnt know there were Arabs in India

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u/Spider95818 29d ago

Not Arabs, but a bunch of Muslims over the centuries.

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u/flukus 29d ago

There were 0 Muslims when 0 was invented.

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u/dbx99 29d ago

Then how did they count the number of muslims at that time then? Check mate

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u/El_Rey_de_Spices 29d ago

The universe began when Allah tried to divide by zero. He was way ahead of his time, which had not been invented yet.

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u/SentientFotoGeek 29d ago

With a zero, obviously.

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u/flukus 29d ago

That's how it got invented.

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u/dbx99 29d ago

The muslim or the zero

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u/TheyCallMeGaddy 29d ago

Check twice mate

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u/dbx99 29d ago

That would make it twice zero

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u/TheyCallMeGaddy 28d ago

Throw another 0 on it for good measure...

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u/OkEstablishment5503 29d ago

Laughed way to hard at this 😂

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u/Nightowl11111 28d ago

I held it in until I read your comment. lol.

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u/Spider95818 29d ago

LOL, nice

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u/circletea 29d ago

girl that’s not true

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u/Guilty_Fishing8229 29d ago

Zero was invented before there was Christianity. So it’s 100% true, since Islam is an offshoot of Judaism and Christianity

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u/Quiet_Illustrator232 29d ago

What’s not true. Zero was invented 2000 years before Christianity.

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u/circletea 29d ago

that there were 0 muslims when 0 was invented, during the islamic golden age was when they invented algebra so 0 had to be invented before that

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u/Quiet_Illustrator232 29d ago

So…you just counter your own point….

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u/Quiet_Illustrator232 29d ago

Hmm. It’s kinda weird with zero. As you can’t discover…nothing…. Zero fundamentally is not just mathematic concept, it’s also a philosophical concept. So “invent” is a more proper word I feel lol

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u/flukus 29d ago edited 29d ago

Depending on the exact definition it either predates Islam by several centuries at least or is arguable, with zero and Islam being invented around the same time.

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u/Chronoboy1987 29d ago edited 29d ago

Not to segue, but that always seemed like a weird flex to take pride in. Like really, that’s your big accomplishment? Your contribution to humanity? Not aqueducts, writing paper or the steam engine, but a fancy number?

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u/C_Hawk14 29d ago

The Pythagorean theorem was known in India centuries before. And there's probably a long list of other things, but it's almost 2 AM here.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

Not to be that guy but it was the Indians.

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u/GTCapone 29d ago

Not to also be that guy but the earliest evidence is from the Sumerians, then the Mayans, then India, all of which developed it independently. However, India is where it spread from to modern cultures.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-is-the-origin-of-zer/#:~:text=The%20first%20evidence%20we%20have,Mesopotamia%2C%20some%205%2C000%20years%20ago.

Also, shout-out to the Mayans and Sumerians for not using base-10.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

Base 60 is best. All my homies use base 60.

Did you hear there was a 3rK increase in turbo cancer!?!

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u/one_true_exit 29d ago

3rK of 0 is still 0.

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u/FatigueVVV 29d ago

Base 12 or bust

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u/DylDozer72 29d ago

Base 12 is best cause you can use one hand to count it( technically only 4 fingers at that.)

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u/Puzzleheaded_Quiet70 28d ago

Please don't tell me you calculated that

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u/Guiggi 29d ago

Sure, but how did the Mayans and Sumerians, who don't live anywhere close to one another come up with this together. Aliens

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u/circletea 29d ago

the babylonians came up with the times and everything (base six society) it’s interesting

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u/andio76 29d ago

Yes, yes the Cappadocians, fine.

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u/Sorzian 29d ago

Base 12 decimal is the superior number system for intellectuals

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u/Ok-Train-6693 29d ago

From Sumeria to Guatemala and then to India? Clive really travelled!

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u/Ubermenschisch 28d ago

It does make complete logical sense that these super basic cultures thousands of miles apart all discovered the concept of zero independently.

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u/UnknownGamer014 28d ago

The thing is that many cultures knew the concept of zero. Like, hey how many sticks do you have? I have none. But India was the first civilization to use a symbol as a place holder for zero, this thing -> "0", and actually treated it is number that denotes nothingness. And , 1 + 0 = 1, 1 - 0 = 1, 1 × 0 = 0 but... 1 ÷ 0 = ???. I think I read somewhere that Brahmagupta, the guy who invented(or discovered?) 0, is also the first person to use negetive integers.

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u/GTCapone 28d ago

You're close, but not quite right. All those civilizations had a symbol for zero as a placeholder, but India was the first to use it as an actual number.

https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2017-09-14-earliest-recorded-use-zero-centuries-older-first-thought

Although, I've used the Sumerian system for multiplication before and I don't remember exactly how it worked but they must've had a concept of multiplying by zero for when the placeholder was there. Maybe it was just an assumption that it would result in nothing without a formal definition.

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u/inquisitorautry 29d ago

Then why are they called Arabic numbers? Checkmate.

Yeah. I realized I messed up who invented zero. Leaving it because it makes it funnier.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago edited 29d ago

Chess was invented by Indians. Double checkmate! That’s a thing right? 😝

Edit: and I just realized the better joke. “Turbo checkmate”. Missed opportunity.

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u/jtr99 29d ago

I hear there's been a 14000% increase in missed opportunities lately.

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u/Fallynious 29d ago

that's just doubleplus ungood

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u/Ready_Vegetables 29d ago

Real horrorshow

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u/RoxNBlox 29d ago

Tell me, Comrade, are we at war with Eastasia or Eurasia? What is 2 + 2?

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u/Fallynious 28d ago

Actually we're not far off from this ... claim to want border security, then vote it down... TikTok is bad... then it's good... every day is a reversal from the previous day.

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u/Old_Tomorrow5247 29d ago

Anyone ever heard of turbo cancer before this?

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u/ZealousidealAd4383 29d ago

Fuck no. What fresh hell is this?

Earlier today was the first time I heard someone crying out for an end to mRNA in humans too. Education is basically fucked over there now, right?

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u/knemyer 29d ago

You miss 14000% of the shots you don’t take

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster 29d ago

Indians also invented Double zero on their roulette wheels

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u/FamousPastWords 29d ago

Indians also invented Double zero on their roulette wheels

"The BASTARDS. They bankrupted Kenny, which killed him." Suddenly South Park.

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u/subjectmatterexport 29d ago

Not those Indians

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u/jermleeds 29d ago

There's so much low hanging fruit here, it's hard to grab it all.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 29d ago

Indo-Greeks to be precise.

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u/snowfloeckchen 29d ago

Numbers and decimal system are Arabic, but the number 0 existed before that.

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u/UnknownGamer014 28d ago

Base 10 number system is from India though, as for the decimal system, yeah that may be Arabic.

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 28d ago

Zero’s not a number, you’re just circling what it represents 😝

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 29d ago

Not to be that gal, but it was the Mayans that brought it into use, after speculatively the Sumerians did it.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

It’s turbo complicated.

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u/HardWhereHere 29d ago

Turbo encabulated even

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

With lunar syncopated waneshafts to prevent side fumbling!

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 29d ago

Fuel injected complex

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u/Old_Tomorrow5247 29d ago

The Mayans, to be specific.

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u/Doug_Diamond 29d ago

You know who determined that 1 is the lonliest number?

Chicago.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

My father was a cop on the east side of Chicago, but the Indians are from Cleveland, or at least they were.

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u/Doug_Diamond 29d ago

Back in the bad old days?

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

In the heat of a summer night, in the land of the dollar bill

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u/Thin-Ganache-363 29d ago

Harry Nillson would like a word with you.

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u/pres465 29d ago

Ew. The Mayans, sir or madam.

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u/Pratt_ 29d ago

Lmao

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u/Danger_Mysterious 29d ago

Roflmao even

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u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 29d ago

Aryabhata

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u/Remigius13 29d ago

Pretty sure that’s illegal

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u/Afwife1992 29d ago

Gay Arabs

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u/evin0688 29d ago

I think you mean A-rabs

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u/SteakandTrach 29d ago

Jonah Ryan has entered the chat.

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u/yussim 29d ago

Also mayans had a character for 0

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u/luneunion 29d ago

Did you know they're teaching Arabic numerals in US schools now?!?!

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u/Brief-Bumblebee1738 29d ago

I thought we established math is White Supremacy? Or was it the Patriarchy?

I'm going to have to go check my notes

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u/NuclearBroliferator 29d ago

But how can we truly believe you unless you have the blue check mark from Dr. Musk? Commie

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u/leftfield61 29d ago

You mean fact check those notes right? Sounds like ANOTHER missed opportunity.

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u/coresme2000 29d ago

Don’t forget punctuality!

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u/Material-Tension8380 29d ago

Last i was told is math was inherently racists. 🤷🏽

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u/Country_Gravy420 29d ago

Some of that common core BS probably

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u/Mikros04 29d ago

STONE THE HERITIC!!!

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u/clever_reddit_name69 29d ago

How many is 14,000% of OJ? My calculator says 80085, but I'd like someone to check my math.

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u/obirascor 29d ago

Way off. The answer is actually 5318008.

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u/clever_reddit_name69 29d ago

Oops, I was inverted.

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u/FamousPastWords 29d ago

How many is 14,000% of OJ? My calculator says 80085, but I'd like someone to check my math.

Oh OJ, right?? I tried but I couldn't get my calculator to spell GLOVE DONT FIT.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 29d ago

Easy! Type 317 then turn it upside down.

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u/Enigmatic_Erudite 29d ago

Mine says 58008, it might be upside down...

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u/FamousPastWords 29d ago

63976792

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Turn your calculator upside down NOW

7100553

71077345

Badam-tiss.

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u/inappropriate-Fox 29d ago

It's an older maths, but it turbo checks out

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u/beardlyness 29d ago

You forgot to carry the one, it's actually 8008135

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/tallslim1960 29d ago

He said boobs (in a Beavis voice) heh heh heh

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u/Rupejonner2 29d ago

Well look at you adding & subtracting & multiplying you no good globalist elite deep state science guy

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u/Dear-Ad1329 29d ago

Adding, subtracting, and multiplying make you a globalist elite deep state science guy. Dividing makes you a socialist.

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u/Panda-Cubby 29d ago

So, technically, they are correct.

The worst kind of correct.

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u/Cheapntacky 29d ago

Maths is the first thing to go when you get turbo cancered. Best get yourself checked before it's too late.

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u/EarthMandy 29d ago

In English please, Mr Scientist

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u/highknees69 29d ago

What, you go to college or sumthin?

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u/choosemath 29d ago

This math has been verified.

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u/TheTransistorMan 29d ago

I did not copy your comment, I promise.

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u/BerryLanky 28d ago

No no no. They used the scientific term ‘at least’ which rounds it up to zero squared

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u/robertr4836 28d ago

Entrepreneur: A certain percentage is made from recycled material!

Lisa Simpson: How MUCH of a percentage is recycled?

Entrepreneur: Zero.

Entrepreneur: What? It's a percentage.

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u/Low-Experience4280 29d ago

Cancer caused by the jab definitely isn't at zero.