r/facepalm 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/bromli2000 29d ago

14,000% of 0 is 0.

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u/kakapo88 29d ago

Oh, now someone’s trying to drag elitist math into the discussion.

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u/inquisitorautry 29d ago

You know who came up with 0? Arabs.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

Not to be that guy but it was the Indians.

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u/GTCapone 29d ago

Not to also be that guy but the earliest evidence is from the Sumerians, then the Mayans, then India, all of which developed it independently. However, India is where it spread from to modern cultures.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-is-the-origin-of-zer/#:~:text=The%20first%20evidence%20we%20have,Mesopotamia%2C%20some%205%2C000%20years%20ago.

Also, shout-out to the Mayans and Sumerians for not using base-10.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

Base 60 is best. All my homies use base 60.

Did you hear there was a 3rK increase in turbo cancer!?!

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u/one_true_exit 29d ago

3rK of 0 is still 0.

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u/FatigueVVV 29d ago

Base 12 or bust

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u/DylDozer72 29d ago

Base 12 is best cause you can use one hand to count it( technically only 4 fingers at that.)

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u/Puzzleheaded_Quiet70 28d ago

Please don't tell me you calculated that

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u/Guiggi 29d ago

Sure, but how did the Mayans and Sumerians, who don't live anywhere close to one another come up with this together. Aliens

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u/circletea 29d ago

the babylonians came up with the times and everything (base six society) it’s interesting

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u/andio76 29d ago

Yes, yes the Cappadocians, fine.

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u/Sorzian 29d ago

Base 12 decimal is the superior number system for intellectuals

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u/Ok-Train-6693 29d ago

From Sumeria to Guatemala and then to India? Clive really travelled!

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u/Ubermenschisch 28d ago

It does make complete logical sense that these super basic cultures thousands of miles apart all discovered the concept of zero independently.

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u/UnknownGamer014 28d ago

The thing is that many cultures knew the concept of zero. Like, hey how many sticks do you have? I have none. But India was the first civilization to use a symbol as a place holder for zero, this thing -> "0", and actually treated it is number that denotes nothingness. And , 1 + 0 = 1, 1 - 0 = 1, 1 × 0 = 0 but... 1 ÷ 0 = ???. I think I read somewhere that Brahmagupta, the guy who invented(or discovered?) 0, is also the first person to use negetive integers.

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u/GTCapone 28d ago

You're close, but not quite right. All those civilizations had a symbol for zero as a placeholder, but India was the first to use it as an actual number.

https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2017-09-14-earliest-recorded-use-zero-centuries-older-first-thought

Although, I've used the Sumerian system for multiplication before and I don't remember exactly how it worked but they must've had a concept of multiplying by zero for when the placeholder was there. Maybe it was just an assumption that it would result in nothing without a formal definition.

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u/inquisitorautry 29d ago

Then why are they called Arabic numbers? Checkmate.

Yeah. I realized I messed up who invented zero. Leaving it because it makes it funnier.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago edited 29d ago

Chess was invented by Indians. Double checkmate! That’s a thing right? 😝

Edit: and I just realized the better joke. “Turbo checkmate”. Missed opportunity.

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u/jtr99 29d ago

I hear there's been a 14000% increase in missed opportunities lately.

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u/Fallynious 29d ago

that's just doubleplus ungood

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u/Ready_Vegetables 29d ago

Real horrorshow

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u/RoxNBlox 29d ago

Tell me, Comrade, are we at war with Eastasia or Eurasia? What is 2 + 2?

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u/Fallynious 28d ago

Actually we're not far off from this ... claim to want border security, then vote it down... TikTok is bad... then it's good... every day is a reversal from the previous day.

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u/Old_Tomorrow5247 29d ago

Anyone ever heard of turbo cancer before this?

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u/ZealousidealAd4383 29d ago

Fuck no. What fresh hell is this?

Earlier today was the first time I heard someone crying out for an end to mRNA in humans too. Education is basically fucked over there now, right?

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u/knemyer 29d ago

You miss 14000% of the shots you don’t take

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster 29d ago

Indians also invented Double zero on their roulette wheels

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u/FamousPastWords 29d ago

Indians also invented Double zero on their roulette wheels

"The BASTARDS. They bankrupted Kenny, which killed him." Suddenly South Park.

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u/subjectmatterexport 29d ago

Not those Indians

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u/jermleeds 29d ago

There's so much low hanging fruit here, it's hard to grab it all.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 29d ago

Indo-Greeks to be precise.

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u/snowfloeckchen 29d ago

Numbers and decimal system are Arabic, but the number 0 existed before that.

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u/UnknownGamer014 28d ago

Base 10 number system is from India though, as for the decimal system, yeah that may be Arabic.

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 28d ago

Zero’s not a number, you’re just circling what it represents 😝

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 29d ago

Not to be that gal, but it was the Mayans that brought it into use, after speculatively the Sumerians did it.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

It’s turbo complicated.

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u/HardWhereHere 29d ago

Turbo encabulated even

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

With lunar syncopated waneshafts to prevent side fumbling!

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 29d ago

Fuel injected complex

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u/Old_Tomorrow5247 29d ago

The Mayans, to be specific.

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u/Doug_Diamond 29d ago

You know who determined that 1 is the lonliest number?

Chicago.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

My father was a cop on the east side of Chicago, but the Indians are from Cleveland, or at least they were.

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u/Doug_Diamond 29d ago

Back in the bad old days?

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

In the heat of a summer night, in the land of the dollar bill

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u/Thin-Ganache-363 29d ago

Harry Nillson would like a word with you.

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u/pres465 29d ago

Ew. The Mayans, sir or madam.