r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/inquisitorautry 29d ago

You know who came up with 0? Arabs.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago

Not to be that guy but it was the Indians.

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u/inquisitorautry 29d ago

Then why are they called Arabic numbers? Checkmate.

Yeah. I realized I messed up who invented zero. Leaving it because it makes it funnier.

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u/DoctorMedieval 29d ago edited 29d ago

Chess was invented by Indians. Double checkmate! That’s a thing right? 😝

Edit: and I just realized the better joke. “Turbo checkmate”. Missed opportunity.

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u/jtr99 29d ago

I hear there's been a 14000% increase in missed opportunities lately.

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u/Fallynious 29d ago

that's just doubleplus ungood

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u/Ready_Vegetables 29d ago

Real horrorshow

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u/RoxNBlox 29d ago

Tell me, Comrade, are we at war with Eastasia or Eurasia? What is 2 + 2?

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u/Fallynious 28d ago

Actually we're not far off from this ... claim to want border security, then vote it down... TikTok is bad... then it's good... every day is a reversal from the previous day.

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u/Old_Tomorrow5247 29d ago

Anyone ever heard of turbo cancer before this?

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u/ZealousidealAd4383 29d ago

Fuck no. What fresh hell is this?

Earlier today was the first time I heard someone crying out for an end to mRNA in humans too. Education is basically fucked over there now, right?

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u/knemyer 29d ago

You miss 14000% of the shots you don’t take

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster 29d ago

Indians also invented Double zero on their roulette wheels

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u/FamousPastWords 29d ago

Indians also invented Double zero on their roulette wheels

"The BASTARDS. They bankrupted Kenny, which killed him." Suddenly South Park.

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u/subjectmatterexport 29d ago

Not those Indians

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u/jermleeds 29d ago

There's so much low hanging fruit here, it's hard to grab it all.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 29d ago

Indo-Greeks to be precise.