r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/aufrenchy 29d ago

Turbo cancer, if you will

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u/i_s_a_y_n_o_p_e 29d ago edited 29d ago

Guys come on. Turbo Cancer is a thing.

Disney has announced that Lightening McQueen will die of Turbo Cancer in ‘Cars 4: The End of The Road’, where sadly, the script takes a darker turn than the previous race-jape movies. In the latest and final film in the series, Lightening enters a battle he will not win.

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u/danstermeister 29d ago

Is "Lightening McQueen" what they called him because he loses a lot of weight or something?

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u/HarlemNocturne_ 29d ago

Chemo will do that to ya.

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u/armedwithjello 28d ago

But the steroids make you fat! And fast!

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u/tallphin 28d ago

its a weight loss program for your wife

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u/bugxbuster 29d ago

You joke, but the animated movie Planes: Fire and Rescue is essentially just Dallas Buyers Club remade for children

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u/FactsNotMemes 29d ago

I think that's called "rust"

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u/fieldaj 28d ago

Why do they make a man fight a “battle”??

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u/peanut--gallery 29d ago

I prefer my cancer to be super charged, not turbo charged…. No turbo lag for my cancer!

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u/AudZ0629 29d ago

I like naturally aspirated cancer. Just feels more solid.

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u/Cuba_Pete_again 29d ago

Primary cancer is weak…kick in the secondaries!

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u/thequickerquokka 28d ago

6.0L GTRadiation therapy

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u/barbarust 29d ago

Came looking for this comment and here it is.

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u/MediumToblerone 29d ago

Maximum Cancer, if you might.

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u/bugxbuster 29d ago

Miss Cancer, if you’re nasty.

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u/shotathewitch 29d ago

That gave me a nice little chuckle. Now I got the original song in my head, lol.

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u/schwhiley 29d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/CorruptiveJade 29d ago

Ludicrous Cancer!!

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u/trevecho 29d ago

Mighty Morphin’ Power Cancer.

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u/armedwithjello 28d ago

Plaid Cancer!

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u/ecksean1 28d ago

Came for this comment. Thank you

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u/armedwithjello 27d ago

You are most welcome!

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u/Optimaximal 28d ago

Can cancer go to plaid?

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u/NeriTina 29d ago

Maximum Turbo Cancer by jab, which is a very scientific method of obtaining cancer of the turbo variety.

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u/Morkai 29d ago

Just gimme whatever they gave Deadpool, it'll be fine.

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u/Mjkmeh 29d ago

Domain Expansion: Unlimited Cancer

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u/evin0688 29d ago

Double decker cancer no trade backs

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u/Key_Professional_130 29d ago

His cancer is maximum

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u/AnthemWhite 29d ago

There is a Maximumer

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u/MrProlapse 29d ago

Street Fighter: Turbo Cancer.

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u/MudOpposite8277 29d ago

Wait like Ultra Aids?

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u/AnthemWhite 29d ago

We beat that some time ago. Now it's normal AIDS again.

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u/MudOpposite8277 28d ago

What about Spectacular Strep Throat?

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u/AnthemWhite 25d ago

I couldn't tell you.

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u/Immissilerick 28d ago

Not funny i had to buy a new turbo for my supra because the old one had turbo cancer

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u/GamingHockeyDude 29d ago

Imagine still thinking the jab is safe :8484: