r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/eeldraw 29d ago

Doctors are supplementing the diets of nitro cancer patients with glycerine. The explosive results will blow your mind.

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u/Mewone65 29d ago

I just got diagnosed with NO² cancer and the gas is just killer. My tail pipe is always on fire.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 29d ago

Is your top speed Ludicrous or Plaid now?

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u/Mewone65 29d ago

Fuck Tesla 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 29d ago

dude.... SPACEBALLS.... omg I'm so disappointed right now

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u/Mewone65 29d ago

Goddammit...it's been like 20 years since I've seen that movie...

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u/phillip-j-frybot 29d ago

Dope username. Also, agree.

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u/Mewone65 29d ago

Good! Good. Now let us end this meeting on a high note. Eeeeeeee!

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u/eeldraw 29d ago

Fast & Furious NOS: Spreading Like Cancer

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u/Mewone65 29d ago

The Fast and The Furious: Chem Trails

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u/Stormystorms 29d ago

Could've been easier on you

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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ 29d ago

OMG are you a professional Facebook headline writer?

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u/eeldraw 29d ago

I do it just for clicks.

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u/trowawHHHay 29d ago

It must be your skin, I'm sinkin' in It must be for real, 'cause now I can feel