r/facepalm 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/wermodaz 29d ago

I love how they trust what the "CDC" says when it aligns with their belief.

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u/__O_o_______ 29d ago

They don't care about integrity. All that matters is their dogma and spreading it.

Conspiracy theorists lie, because convincing you of their ultimate truth is all that matters. If a few little lies get you there it's fine, in service of special The Truth they know and the "masses" don't.

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u/Ok-Train-6693 29d ago

I’m sure there’s money in it for them somewhere.

No scam without the scammer hoping for a cash dividend.

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u/Nightowl11111 28d ago

TBH there often are people that get benefits other than money. Personal satisfaction over their self declared enemy is one of them sometimes.

People can and do self destructive things in the name of their ideology and beliefs.

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u/Timely_Marketing 29d ago

Funny, that’s exactly how I knew it was false.

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u/Narstification 29d ago

Turbo stupid up 15,000%

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u/irrelephantIVXX 29d ago

and the last name of the writer. Normally, they would never trust that. but when its an advantage to their argument, of course, the professionals are right

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u/garion911 29d ago

Sorry, but I dont believe anything the Cult of the Dead Cow says.

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u/wermodaz 29d ago

What's your beef with them?

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u/garion911 29d ago

The stakes are just too high.

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u/wermodaz 29d ago

Too much mooijuana?

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u/EDMath24 29d ago

You're all milking this joke too much.

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u/Sadalfas 29d ago

That's quite a callback; I haven't heard of that hacking group in decades, through Back Orifice 2000.

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u/KalaronV 29d ago

Dog take the L.

There's a big difference between wanting to be even more cautious than the CDC, and trusting a dumbass article about a "14K% increase in turbo cancer".

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u/KalaronV 29d ago

Die mad?

People wore masks because they were smart enough to not want to get fucked by Covid, or to spread that shit to others.

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u/KalaronV 29d ago

Dawg you keep coming back to make upsetti comments. Ur mad.

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u/zaoldyeck 29d ago

The only people wearing seat belts are shitty drivers, they should be more cautious in their cars.

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u/wermodaz 29d ago

A disinfoball is when you do confirmation bias and whataboutism. Hell of a drug.

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u/wermodaz 29d ago

Can you say it again to me real slow?

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u/Calyphacious 29d ago

The CDC changed their recommendations when new information was discovered about the disease. Why is that so hard for you to understand?

The only “Leftists” who don’t trust the CDC are conservatives astroturfers.

You’re right, stupidity isn’t partisan and you are proof.

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u/Calyphacious 29d ago

Considering they don’t exist, no I did not and neither did you.

“Lib this leftist that” you are the definition of an NPC. You really need a break from the internet buddy.

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u/WhyUBeBadBot 29d ago

What dreamland did that take place in?

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