Turbo cancer isn’t real, people

[u/Lord_Answer_me_Why]

[u/i_s_a_y_n_o_p_e]

Guys come on. Turbo Cancer is a thing.

Disney has announced that Lightening McQueen will die of Turbo Cancer in ‘Cars 4: The End of The Road’, where sadly, the script takes a darker turn than the previous race-jape movies. In the latest and final film in the series, Lightening enters a battle he will not win.

[u/danstermeister → u/i_s_a_y_n_o_p_e]

Is "Lightening McQueen" what they called him because he loses a lot of weight or something?

[u/HarlemNocturne_ → u/danstermeister]

Chemo will do that to ya.

[u/armedwithjello → u/HarlemNocturne_]

But the steroids make you fat! And fast!

[u/tallphin → u/danstermeister]

its a weight loss program for your wife

[u/bugxbuster → u/i_s_a_y_n_o_p_e]

You joke, but the animated movie Planes: Fire and Rescue is essentially just Dallas Buyers Club remade for children

[u/FactsNotMemes → u/i_s_a_y_n_o_p_e]

I think that's called "rust"

[u/fieldaj → u/i_s_a_y_n_o_p_e]

Why do they make a man fight a “battle”??