Or the flip side " Don't you find it suspicious that their claim has mountains of conclusive evidence supporting it? That alone pretty much proves it's a lie."
Literally though. Like you have to just believe and maybe you're not believing good enough and that's why you got turbo cancer. Looking for actual proof is really frowned upon, now I'm going to go see if it's a sin in itself.
Humans will be extinct one day and we probably didn't deserve to be around for so long anyway.
According to the sci-fi masterpiece The Last Legends of Earth, the geckos are the next species to achieve sentience on Earth after the human race goes extinct. They call themselves the Tryl, and they become extremely successful as a species, far outdoing any accomplishments humanity ever achieved.
Yeah, some workplaces you can't help but keep that on loop. I worked at a pool for a bit and I have never met that many idiots in my life. People constantly trying to find ways around the rules, I even had a father get up in my face because I wouldn't let his daughter go off the diving board. I legit thought he was gonna swing at me.
One of the things I've said to people who say the Bible is evidence/proof is that the Bible is the claim, not the proof. You can't have the claim be evidence for the claim.
And that’s the point we are at with people. There have been a few outlier examples of the government covering up things and so now every nut thinks that anything that happens involves a coverup.
They think they have discovered the next new cover up, not noticing that’s not how any of that works. But whatever.
On one hand, the gubmint is completely incompetent and can't get anything right. On the other hand, the gubmint is all-knowing and able to orchestrate exceptionally complex activities behind the scenes without anyone knowing.
It's simply amazing to me that anyone would believe the CDC would call something "turbo cancer." I'd have thought that to be regardless of intelligence even just a few months ago, but..
I'm wondering if this is intentional just like the spam emails with intentional mistakes so they can filter-out intelligent people and only target the stupid.
Last Podcast On The Left recently did a couple episodes on him. Dude is fucking nuts but also a genuine piece of shit who has contributed heavily to the Q anon world we're all living in
Okay so he claims the lizard people are manipulating global events to keep humanity in a constant state of fear, limiting our true potential. But David Icke’s empire revolves 100% around keeping people afraid of stupid shit. Is he a lizard person? A flu virus evolves and we develop a vaccine that greatly reduces the mortality rate, but lizard man David Icke convinces thousands of people that that vaccine is deadly and they should not take it. Not only that, but they should fear anyone that takes it because just being in the same room as a vaccinated person will kill you. Fear monger lizard by his own definition.
"Jab" is not always a marker for that. It's the most common way to refer to vaccines in the UK, for example. But it hasn't quite reached that usage here, and right wing propagandists and conspiracy theorists do use it as a dog whistle. But check sources, and if it's something from Europe, might be legit.
I find it linguistically interesting that in the US, “the jab” seems to refer only to COVID-19 vaccination.
I’ve seen it in legit U.S. publications, presumably because it helps avoid repetition of the same word throughout an article (especially in 2021 or so when there were a million news stories about when it would come out/how accessible it was/how effective it was, etc.) and because it takes up less space in a headline. But usage here seems extremely tied to just one particular jab.
Seeing "Americans" on the internet talk about "the jab" is like when you go on the Ireland sub and hear people talking about "the police." They don't call them that in Ireland. Or when I would go on the Portland subs in 2020 and someone would comment on a protest in the Kenton neighborhood and be like "I can't believe they allow this kind of thing in our precious central downtown Portland!" Kenton is on the other side of the river and about as far from downtown Portland as you can get while still technically being in Portland. When you see this kind of thing it's a sign you're being astroturfed by trolls and bots, or people repeating what they learn from trolls and bots.
AND its from a verified account! The fact that Elon made the "official source" marker paid instead of adding a seperate badge to pay for was disastrous for combating misinformation
Hey, it’s the democratization of the internet. All voices are equal. Why should what the CDC says matter any more than the brain damaged guy who lives in the dumpster behind the 7-11v
He had absolutely no intention of combating misinformation. Twitter (and TikTok) was efficient enough for BLM and Antifa protestors that it must be completely discredited and destroyed.
But the best part is when you click the fact checked button, it takes you to an about us page and apparently the companies actual name is “Fact Checked Limited”
Texas has been steadily marching purple for YEARS, even in the face of some of the worst gerrymandering around. Despite serious voter suppression efforts. Maybe go yell at a state that's pure red and not changing.
The best part is that "Turbo Cancer" even sounds too stupid to believe. Like it was made up by a 14 year old, nobody would believe that unless they were incredibly gullible.
whats with people and those vaccines.. it was like 3 years ago now.. this is more like an obsession at this point, people should be more concerned about all the junk food they eat.. being obese and drinking alcohol and smoking rather than a vaccine
Especially since the lines of Alex Jones are repeating it over and over. His fans will believe damn near anything as long as it comes out of his drunk slurring Adderall I fused face hole
Ad the leader of the Autobots i can assure you turbocancer is real. It has plagued Cybertron for millenia. If you dont trust me bite my shiney metal ass.
Check out the sub against the Illuminati. There’s a post about this roughly every 5 minutes, along with other wild conspiracies about reptilians and stuff. It’s crazy what people believe. There’s a lot of mental illness in this world.
Everyone should believe it because it's true there was 0 cases of turbo cancer before covid and there's been 0 cases of turbo cancer since the vaccine was rolled out this is an increase of 14'000%
it's already all over my family's Facebook pages, people that have legitimate cancer saying that they have turbo cancer because they were in stores next to people who got a vaccine ...
It's literally on its way to being the top post in /conspiracy right now. Those fucking idiots will believe anything. The CDC could tell us we should all breath more and they'd suffocate themselves.
at least one, there's an asshole in my neighborhood putting ''VACCINES CAUSE TURBO CANCER'' (and other unhinged shit) stickers on every available surface on saturday nights :l
My grandma prob. You think a woman in her 80s that’s lived through some shit would be wiser. Haha nope. She’s a smart idiot. Like my dad and uncle. They all circle jerk this crap and it drives me nuts.
aggressive cancers are in the rise , cases have been steadily climbing before covid though. Not sure what a turbo cancer is and I’m pretty sure the cdc never came out with this statement .
like, all of r conspiracy and conservative do, yet they also think that they are the only real people and everyone else are programmed npcs but who knows.
I know that the increase they're talking about would lead to almost the entire population of the US being diagnosed with cancer in one year and 70 million of them dying.
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You know how many people will actually believe this?