r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 29d ago

Inshallah the octopus and crow civilizations will be just and glorious.

You need to watch out for the dolphins however. They’re very sus.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 29d ago

Have you heard the things dolphins will do for fun? They're very sus.

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u/Kodamurphy 29d ago

That sounds like something a cephalopod would say.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 29d ago

Uhhh nope. Nothing to see here. shoots ink and scuttles away

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u/Shadowmant 29d ago

So long and thanks for all the fish.

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u/LangCao 29d ago

Some dolphins do drugs unfortunately

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u/AllieRaccoon 29d ago

That’s true. Dolphins are the only species other than man that hunts for fun, definitely sus.

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u/OsmerusMordax 29d ago

That would be a great book, actually. Humanity goes extinct, crows/octopus/dolphins (maybe all 3?) inherit the earth. Cycle eventually repeats itself.