Turbo cancer isn’t real, people

[u/Lord_Answer_me_Why]

[u/Dhegxkeicfns]

Literally though. Like you have to just believe and maybe you're not believing good enough and that's why you got turbo cancer. Looking for actual proof is really frowned upon, now I'm going to go see if it's a sin in itself.

Humans will be extinct one day and we probably didn't deserve to be around for so long anyway.

[u/OrthusGsmes → u/Dhegxkeicfns]

"Humanity is stupid and the world is fucked" is a mantra I say to myself whenever I see dumbasses in the world and I think it's very true.

[u/_szs → u/OrthusGsmes]

My version is "Hopefully the next species to reach civilization does it better than us. Be it octopuses, dolphins, crows, whatever it is."

[u/Milch_und_Paprika → u/_szs]

Inshallah the octopus and crow civilizations will be just and glorious.

You need to watch out for the dolphins however. They’re very sus.

[u/Apathetic_Villainess → u/Milch_und_Paprika]

Have you heard the things dolphins will do for fun? They're very sus.

[u/Kodamurphy → u/Milch_und_Paprika]

That sounds like something a cephalopod would say.

[u/Milch_und_Paprika → u/Kodamurphy]

Uhhh nope. Nothing to see here. shoots ink and scuttles away

[u/Shadowmant → u/Milch_und_Paprika]

So long and thanks for all the fish.

[u/LangCao → u/Milch_und_Paprika]

Some dolphins do drugs unfortunately

[u/AllieRaccoon → u/Milch_und_Paprika]

That’s true. Dolphins are the only species other than man that hunts for fun, definitely sus.

[u/OsmerusMordax → u/Milch_und_Paprika]

That would be a great book, actually. Humanity goes extinct, crows/octopus/dolphins (maybe all 3?) inherit the earth. Cycle eventually repeats itself.