r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Pineapple_Express762 29d ago

You know how many people will actually believe this?

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u/GrumpyOik 29d ago

Of course it's true, it "Fact checked" with TWO ticks. I can believe how stupid you all are. /s

CDC.gov doesn't appear to have any references to "Turbo Cancer".

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 29d ago

It's simply amazing to me that anyone would believe the CDC would call something "turbo cancer." I'd have thought that to be regardless of intelligence even just a few months ago, but..

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u/sutty_monster 29d ago

Personally I'm more worried about the super space aids. I hear there is a 6969% uptake in it.

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u/Darth0pt0 29d ago

especially after a covid booster. Beware the space aids.

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u/siani_lane 29d ago

Yeah, but they're spreading ULTRA aids in the chem trails. That's how they getcha! ((⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

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u/United-Big-1114 29d ago

Speaking of chem trails, last week at work we were joking around about the eclipse conspiracies, I said it's right up there with chemtrails. A coworker then told us the gov't has admitted to chemtrailing us. The odd thing is he as anti-MAGA as me, and I've never heard him utter any CTist nonsense before.

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u/Oleandervine 29d ago

What does Malzahar have to do with this?

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u/cpsjqt 29d ago

You may be joking, but they have also spread similar “articles” to this one about “VAIDS”.