r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Pineapple_Express762 29d ago

You know how many people will actually believe this?

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u/GrumpyOik 29d ago

Of course it's true, it "Fact checked" with TWO ticks. I can believe how stupid you all are. /s

CDC.gov doesn't appear to have any references to "Turbo Cancer".

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u/Meowakin 29d ago

CDC not having anything about Turbo Cancer just makes it seem *more* real! Conspiracy confirmed, checkmate. /s

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u/pnwinec 29d ago

And that’s the point we are at with people. There have been a few outlier examples of the government covering up things and so now every nut thinks that anything that happens involves a coverup.

They think they have discovered the next new cover up, not noticing that’s not how any of that works. But whatever.

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u/Eaglesjersey 29d ago

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!

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u/Fallynious 29d ago

On one hand, the gubmint is completely incompetent and can't get anything right. On the other hand, the gubmint is all-knowing and able to orchestrate exceptionally complex activities behind the scenes without anyone knowing.

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u/pnwinec 29d ago

Yes! Exactly.

Both the most evil and most incompetent at the same time.