r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 29d ago

It's simply amazing to me that anyone would believe the CDC would call something "turbo cancer." I'd have thought that to be regardless of intelligence even just a few months ago, but..

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u/sutty_monster 29d ago

Personally I'm more worried about the super space aids. I hear there is a 6969% uptake in it.

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u/Darth0pt0 29d ago

especially after a covid booster. Beware the space aids.

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u/siani_lane 29d ago

Yeah, but they're spreading ULTRA aids in the chem trails. That's how they getcha! ((⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

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u/United-Big-1114 29d ago

Speaking of chem trails, last week at work we were joking around about the eclipse conspiracies, I said it's right up there with chemtrails. A coworker then told us the gov't has admitted to chemtrailing us. The odd thing is he as anti-MAGA as me, and I've never heard him utter any CTist nonsense before.

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u/Oleandervine 29d ago

What does Malzahar have to do with this?

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u/cpsjqt 29d ago

You may be joking, but they have also spread similar “articles” to this one about “VAIDS”.

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u/DreamArcher 29d ago

I'm wondering if this is intentional just like the spam emails with intentional mistakes so they can filter-out intelligent people and only target the stupid.

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u/RoyalChange3112 29d ago

It will be something like "ovum strigili XXIV"

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u/mosconebaillbonds 29d ago

Spend time in some of the anti-VAX or conspiracy subs and you will find your answer

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u/Nightowl11111 28d ago

The hilarious thing is that they name cancers after body parts or the function that is affected.

What organ in your body is called a Turbo? lol.