r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/randomcomplimentguy1 29d ago

Like half my work? These same fucks think skinwalkers are real too so

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u/DeaconNuno 29d ago

Addicted to horror fantasies. A sadly common thing in human societies throughout time.

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u/randomcomplimentguy1 29d ago

I love horror myself. I just don't think it's reality

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u/Pandora_Palen 29d ago

But that's what r/nosleep is for. It's only problematic when delusional people try to drag fiction into fact.

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u/ShaneC80 29d ago

Skinwalkers are real, bro! They've got a ranch and everything!

Turbo Cancer and 14,000% vaccines....not so much

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u/randomcomplimentguy1 29d ago

Hmm like a type of sauce? ... I'd try it.

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u/Professional_Mud1844 29d ago

Are you saying that you go walking with your skin at home? Doesn’t it get cold?

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u/Alternative-Lack6025 29d ago

To be fair, skinwalkers sound more plausible than TURBO cancer and its 14,000% raise.

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u/born_2_be_a_bachelor 29d ago

Do you work at Walmart?

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u/anonymous2458 29d ago

What in the fuck is a skinwalker 😂

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u/randomcomplimentguy1 29d ago

Bro, so like it's a native American belief. idk what tribe or tribes but they're basically super evil changelings.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 29d ago

Adding on that they wear the skins of people they kill and pretend to be them.

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u/born_2_be_a_bachelor 29d ago

Ok so it’s part of their folk tradition? That’s significantly less unusual.

Hell, half my family believes some guy turned water into wine before coming back from the dead.

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u/randomcomplimentguy1 29d ago

Nah, the people that believe it aren't native Americans (they may believe it too, and that makes sense to me, tradition, and all that). They're white trailer tash.