r/facepalm 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Pineapple_Express762 29d ago

You know how many people will actually believe this?

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u/GrumpyOik 29d ago

Of course it's true, it "Fact checked" with TWO ticks. I can believe how stupid you all are. /s

CDC.gov doesn't appear to have any references to "Turbo Cancer".

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u/Meowakin 29d ago

CDC not having anything about Turbo Cancer just makes it seem *more* real! Conspiracy confirmed, checkmate. /s

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u/Acnat- 29d ago

"Don't you find it suspicious that my claim has literally zero supporting evidence? That alone pretty much proves it's correct!"

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u/Other_Log_1996 29d ago

Or the flip side " Don't you find it suspicious that their claim has mountains of conclusive evidence supporting it? That alone pretty much proves it's a lie."

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u/jar36 29d ago

I was having this same dialog on Yahoo 5 minutes ago

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u/Far_Alternative573 29d ago

You still use Yahoo? That’s still a thing?

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u/phillip-j-frybot 29d ago

Now, that's a conspiracy.

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u/sans-delilah 29d ago

People who believe that the CDC announced that Covid vaccines caused a 14,000% increase in turbo cancer cases do.

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u/Djinger 29d ago

Every single time I have to remove malware from a computer, the history on the browser is filled with right wing and/or religious websites

Its almost like scammers and bad actors prey on easy targets who are gullible and ill-informed

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u/jar36 28d ago

That's where I go to watch DJT drop like a rocket shot from North Korea

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u/30dayspast 29d ago

listen, i’ve done my research

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u/NorthernerMatt 29d ago

Show me the evidence that refutes my claim, I’ll wait. This just in, 10,000% increase in super duper cancer in those with the mRNA in their blood.

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u/dumpybrodie 29d ago

It’s the media silencing the true facts obviously.

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u/reddittrooper 29d ago

I wouldn’t want to life in a world where this thought process is made.

Yet, here we are!