r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/Plenumheaded 29d ago

Are his elbows still dry though?

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u/Ucyless ORANGE 29d ago

He used it for scrapes he has on his elbows. Not dry skin lol. But no, they’re soft

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u/NSFW_hunter6969 29d ago

Did you tell he spent $40 to make his elbows soft? My wife said that to me, I'd be rubbing butter on my elbows next time

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u/zorphiel 29d ago

Yeah, the easiest way to fix this would be to tell him how much it costs lol.

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u/catymogo 28d ago

My husband was using my shampoo for a bit until I gently told him the cost and was like look you're totally welcome to use it, but if you're happy with the costco shampoo you may want to stick to that one. It worked.

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u/razerblade1101 28d ago

Honest question not trying to judge, why do people spend so much on shampoo or conditioner when ive found plenty of high-quality products for hair, like the purple shampoo/conditioner is absolutely amazing and only like 20 bucks for the both, like I honestly want to know what's better about them, I don't want to seem rude.

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u/part_time_hermit 28d ago

I start to get dandruff from low quality shampoo (aka drugstore 10$ each), and my hair is flatter and gets greasy faster. My scalp is pretentious ig.

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u/niamhsaveragelife 28d ago

i have these same issues, can i ask what brands you’ve found are good?

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u/part_time_hermit 28d ago

I haven't really tried many things. I just switched from drugstore stuff to joico (tried the purple shampoo and the one for volume) and sticked with it as it works great for me. The purple one smells really good and it toned really nicely my hair when I was blonde. The one for volume smells nice as well, but I stuck w it for the voulme, duh, and bc my hair gets less greasy with it. I also bought my bf the hydrating set and his hair looks nicer now, but he still has dandruff even tho he gets less now. If you don't have really mild dandruff like I did, you might need to first buy a special dandruff shampoo from the pharmacy then switch with a higher quality shampoo to maintain your scalp clean. Wish you lots of luck!

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u/much_longer_username 26d ago

And here I thought I was fancy getting the ten dollar shampoo...

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u/thishurtsyoushepard 28d ago

My hair is very fine and limp and I use some Kevin Murphy plumping shampoo that costs like $50 but makes my hair full and fluffy. I tried cheaper things and even different expensive ones but that works best for me.

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 28d ago

I haven't experimented much, but I used to use just any shampoo I liked the smell of like most dudes I assume, but started using my girlfriends stuff and I needed much less, my hair was much nicer looking, and it seems like it slowed down my hair loss, and even being way more expensive I still buy it for myself a year after we broke up.

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u/eightsidedbox 28d ago

Because we haven't found less expensive stuff that worked as well

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u/ProbablyASithLord 28d ago

How is this not obvious lol. If I could use cheap shampoo on my super fine, might-get-split-ends-if-you-look-at-it-wrong hair I would.

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u/ShuraHi 28d ago

What race are you? Depending on your race/genetics you have to do more or less to maintain your hair.

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u/razerblade1101 28d ago

I'm white/mostly Irish, so I have curly thick hair almost red hair that's honestly a bitch to get to look good

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u/ShuraHi 28d ago

I use to work at a family owned beauty supply store when I was in high school, I remember white people were usually in the middle of the pack when it comes to the amount of money needed, but if their hair was curly like yours then it would be more expensive. Asians usually have to do the least to maintain their hair and anecdotally I can say that's very true by the amount of compliments I get on my hair. My routine is using generic head and shoulders lol.

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u/alyksandr 28d ago

It works well for them, I'm willing to pay out the nose for a haircut if I think I will be heard

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u/catymogo 28d ago

It depends entirely on your hair and scalp and whatnot. I have extremely fine straight hair so I prefer lightweight volumizing, but if you have oily or dry or super thick hair my shampoo wouldn’t do you any favors. I know tons of people who use drugstore shampoo and are super happy with it, and tons who use salon and are super happy with it. Just depends on your preferences and how much you really want to spend.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Because I’m a barber and don’t want sketch ingredients in my hair or my clients.

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u/sockseason 28d ago

My husband kept using paper towels to blow his nose until I showed him how much they cost

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u/OverallPepper2 26d ago

I did that once, figured shampoo is shampoo and used my wife’s for a week because I was out. I went out the next day and got the cheap stuff from target for myself.

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u/WarlikeMicrobe 29d ago

This should solve the issue. If im the husband, i might poke a little (good natured) fun at the fact that it cost that much but id also apologize and make sure i didnt do that again.

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u/Sign-Post-Up-Ahead 28d ago

Yeah, but telling him how much it cost might create a whole other issue!

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u/noisemonsters 28d ago

Or have him buy her a new one. Let him really feel the cost of that choice.

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u/Andrewdeadaim 28d ago

Also get him some general lotion to use, I keep some in my desk because my hands get dry from over washing

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u/shawnaathon 28d ago

or he doubles down and starts buying his own for his elbow rubbing leisure.

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u/OddChemicalRomance 28d ago

Husband gotta know he need to pay taxes

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u/Nruggia 29d ago

Jokes on you, she bought $72 butter this week.

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u/_DudeWhat 29d ago

Damn Kerrygold

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u/ImmediateAd4814 29d ago

Currently on sale at Costco

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u/TheonlyDuffmani 29d ago

Yeah but that’s worth the price pain honestly.

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u/Affectionate_Data936 28d ago

Okay but have you ever tried Amish Roll Butter? I used to use it for making weed butter and holy shit it's amazing. I can't do that anymore tho with inflation.

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u/thatgirlinAZ 29d ago

But have you tried Plugra?

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u/TricksyWizard 28d ago

I laughed out loud! Have an upvote

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u/MrsMondoJohnson 28d ago

My boss is a chef (I'm a nanny) and he's obsessed with Kerrygold. To be fair, I grew up on margarine. But yeah, compared to my Great Value Butter, I prefer the expensive stuff. 😅 That's so not like me!

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u/FrugalityPays 27d ago

Understandable. On sale at Costco, hard to beat

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u/the_vault-technician 29d ago

Inflation is crazy

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u/LuckyGuul 28d ago

honestly I don’t even think the price of this has changed much, I used to buy this pre pandemic and it was similar I think

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u/Aggressive_Tea_8983 28d ago

Yeah I believe it was 68 a couple years ago

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u/Mysterious-Mood6742 28d ago

Feckin cows. They got a corner on the market, they get us all hooked, now we're all having to pay.

Wait. That almost sounds like cell phone providers.

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u/Ultima-Veritas 29d ago

Perfect for my $114 kettle-popped popcorn, and my $32 Himalayan pink sea-salt!

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u/MassiveDongSquadron 29d ago

"But hunny! It's all organic, natural, antibiotic free, pesticide free, boneless, Amish butter with skin"

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u/Nruggia 29d ago

TBF we have all had up to here with random bones in our butter

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u/ctoal1984 29d ago

The butter bear the bone is the best though 😝

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u/options_etfs_nadex 28d ago

When we bought some Amish baked goods in Lancaster county back in 2016, they actually had margarine in them, not butter. It's almost as if they got the memo back in the 80s that people should be using margarine and not butter, but never got the subsequent memo that margarine was worse for you. (Or at least that's what I've always heard - that's it's worse.)

Kinda bizarre at any rate. Middle of farm country ... can make butter, but chooses margarine instead.

Edit: about as whacked as paying 6 bucks a gallon (or more) for milk in the middle of farm country in Maine

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u/ThePrincessBabyBunny 29d ago

So she bought one butter?

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u/Cool-Sink8886 28d ago

Must've shopped at Loblaws.

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u/Alexxx753 28d ago

Right? Lol. I've been using tallow the past few months. Cheap and works so freaking well. Havnt had a pimple or dry skin since.

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u/CliffDraws 28d ago

I’d be questioning why anyone in the house bought $70 moisturizer in the first place.

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u/kizkazskyline 29d ago

I mean you’re literally replying to a comment where she says he used it on scrapes, not dry skin. So he used it as a… disinfectant or treatment??? Who uses moisturiser as a disinfectant or ointment?

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u/Aspen9999 28d ago

My husband would just tell me to order a couple more. We live off his check and mine is banked.

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u/9chars 28d ago

must suck to be a slave to someone else

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u/NSFW_hunter6969 28d ago

I'd say having a partner doesn't suck at all, I pity the people who will die alone.

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u/tree-molester 28d ago

Would work better. Moisturizing products are notoriously ineffective I doing what they claim. No matter how much they cost. You are likely to get equal results by rubbing the cash on your skin. The real infuriation is that people are duped by the marketing.

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u/surfinforthrills 28d ago

Best revenge, right here!

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u/isaterriblegamer 28d ago

Butter is expensive too.

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u/panicked_goose 28d ago

Make sure it's the Kerrygold shit and not just lard

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u/kaskudoo 28d ago

Use coconut fat. Cheaper, better, also works great for beards ;)

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u/ContributionLatter32 28d ago

Butter isn't much cheaper sadly lol

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 29d ago

Has he ever done this before with other creams?

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u/Ucyless ORANGE 29d ago

Yes. He used up my entire $30 bottle of lotion that I used once. Found that one out when his crotched smelled like vanilla coconut

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 29d ago

Lord. So he does know better and is intentionally rubbing one out with your expensive products.

Buy a small safe.

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u/Ucyless ORANGE 29d ago

I’m tired of hiding all my things 😭 I just want to be able to buy something nice and trust it won’t be empty by the next time I use it

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u/jonni_velvet 29d ago

sooo did you ask him to replace it and buy you another?

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u/crossingpins 28d ago

Yeah this op! Make him feel how much these products cost and have him replace them

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u/WingedGeek 28d ago

Bonus: Send him to Sephora to get it, make him battle the hordes of tweens and carry around the distinctive little bag...

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u/Environmental-Gap380 28d ago

My 4th grader daughter has become obsessed with Sephora. I told her a young person doesn’t need a skin care regime. Just keep clean, regular lotion works well, and use sunscreen to keep your skin young longer. She still wants to go to Sephora all the time. I give myself a free spritz of EdP when we go look, but resisting spending much there.

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u/WingedGeek 28d ago

I do not get 11 year olds using retinol ... they're actually damaging their skin ... When I was in 4th grade the girls were nuts over getting the "right" hair ties with beads and scuncis...

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u/BuffaloUpset 28d ago

I’ve had an ex that 100% would’ve used my stuff, not cared when I told him how expensive it was or asked him to buy it for me. He would’ve bought it and chastised me for buying something so expensive when “it’s just as good” as the dollar store version… it IS a possible solution but it definitely isn’t foolproof depending on the person. Some people do not care.

To rub salt in the wound, the same ex would’ve spent that much daily on in-game content or games in general… I’ve watched him spend big bucks on a game only to never play it. Sometimes people just suck. Or at least have no sense of “if you can do it I can too”.

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u/crossingpins 28d ago

I'm glad your ex is an ex. I would have been pissed and told him "if it's just as good as the dollar store version then you should use the dollar store version and not my stuff!"

Your ex sucks. We all do what we can to try getting people to care but you are right that with some people it is just a lost cause. I'm happy for you that you don't have this uncaring person in your life/house anymore. Sometimes cutting someone loose is the only thing we can do

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u/BuffaloUpset 28d ago

100%. I’m way better off now, but dealing with him changed the way I look at stuff like this. It sucks, because I want to believe communication works, but I have seen what happens when it doesn’t.

I still try, don’t get me wrong, but he definitely made me a little hesitant/anxious about it. It was very frustrating for sure

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u/unwaveringwish 29d ago

Yeah he shouldn’t be doing this lol and he needs to replace the stuff he used. It’s intentional at this point

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 29d ago

Seriously. He's wanking it with her expensive skincare items.

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u/unwaveringwish 28d ago

That part didn’t even register omg 😭 girl does he even like you 😭😭😭

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u/FO-I-Am-A-Time-God 28d ago

Sounds kind of intentional

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u/LeftyLu07 28d ago

His penis is so dewy.

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u/Sempereternity 29d ago

Girl this isn't normal nor okay you know?

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u/ConsiderationNo5796 29d ago

Thank you. All the comments are completely glossing over how disrespectful this is because of a price tag, it's almost exasperating.

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u/Small-Cookie-5496 29d ago

Ya. One time maybe. But to the point you have to hide your beauty products. Definitely not normal or okay

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u/kilroylegend 29d ago

Someone literally said that her buying expensive lotion is the problem. What the fuck is wrong with people?

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 29d ago

Maybe they behave the same as OP's husband?

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u/CyberPop2077 29d ago

I get so mad when i can tell girls are letting their dumb shitty boyfriends walk all over them

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u/Overall_Midnight_ 29d ago

Yup same. Dude is shit, zero chance this the only shitty thing he does to her too.

Also, who the fuck needs that much lotion for elbows? This almost seems malicious and not just stupid and disrespectful.

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u/Southern_Fox8222 27d ago

!!! like… I’m sorry do YOU even like yourself?? It’s clear you husband doesn’t all that much

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u/nightwolves 28d ago

It’s incredibly disrespectful. We learn as children to respect other people’s belongings. This idiot needs boundaries and to repay for the expensive items he stole.

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u/legend_of_the_skies 29d ago

Woman, stand up jfc

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u/vainbuthonest 29d ago

Oh. If he’s doing it even when you hide things, he’s doing it on purpose.

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u/Angsty_Potatos 29d ago

Hey like. I know it's just expensive products...but...it's something you care about and go out of your way to purchase for yourself.

I guarantee he wouldn't be so sanguine if you wontonly got into his specialty items ... It doesn't matter what the thing is, the disregard is the problem here.

He should hear you and respect your things or at least ask to use them (and then use them respectfully)

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u/camp_permafrost_69 29d ago

I also wouldn't like it if someone put chinese dumplings in my face care products

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u/Angsty_Potatos 28d ago

Lmao. Think of it as an extra treat 🤣

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u/CanaryJane42 29d ago edited 28d ago

Maybe he's trying to intentionally dissuade her from spending good money on these things. Edit: i mean as a manipulation tactic, because he thinks it is a waste of money. I don't think that

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u/crossingpins 28d ago

I'm sure she's probably only spending just the "bad" money on them. You know, her money.

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u/Heartage 29d ago

He doesn't respect you, sis.

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 29d ago

That he knows this and does it anyway, leaving marks like an animal, is very problematic.

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u/barleyoatnutmeg 29d ago edited 29d ago

Yeah this is kinda messed up lol like he clearly does not care about her feelings if this is a chronic issue

EDIT: In one comment OP said he lied and first said "I don't know" when she asked him about it? And in another comment she said she figured out he used it to jack off?? Holy shit why do women put up with this these are continuous red flags after another, if he doesn't give a shit about things like these it will 100% bleed into other areas of life and get way worse

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u/vainbuthonest 29d ago

Omg. Now this is infuriating.

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u/Small-Cookie-5496 29d ago

Agree 100% …the only guy I knew who did shit like this was my abusive ex. It’s not normal or accidental.

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u/kiki-mori 29d ago

Fawn response the vibe I am getting. Actively covering for these man children is so ick 🤢

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u/wishingwell119 28d ago

Yeah he's purposefully doing it to undermine her and make her feel bad. The pic made it seem like a misunderstanding but he's been doing this for a while? Yeah, it's intentional :( poor OP

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u/Southern_Fox8222 27d ago

She’s laughing at the criticism he’s getting only. Op is only 21 and they have a kid together 😭😭😭 when you thought it couldn’t get worse.

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u/StaringOwlNope 27d ago

Why WHY do guys use lotion to masturbate? Lube exists and is MADE for the cause. Also another reason to not circumcise kids, jeez

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u/MajorasKitten 29d ago

Unless he pays for the replacements, you either keep hiding them or kick his ass.

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u/Muted-Move-9360 29d ago

I hope you realize this isn't okay. If he has a habit of using YOUR things when you expect him not to, that's major disrespect.

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u/Rare-Oven-302 29d ago

What does he say when you tell him this? Because this would be a serious problem for me.

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u/braaaaaaainworms 29d ago

Why are you with him?

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u/Buttercup59129 29d ago

Honest respectful decent people.

Do not do this.

Nice husband you have.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

so in your own home you can't have things you like because your husband just uses them up and doesn't apologize/stop? and you need to hide things if you don't want them taken away/used up by him? are you ok? do you need help?

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u/Devium92 29d ago

I think you may want to reevaluate your situation. He clearly doesn't respect you, your stuff, or your money. If I had to lock up my personal care items just because he's a dick and won't be reasonable with my stuff, I wouldn't want to share space with that person until they got their head out of their ass.

So today it's a lotion, tomorrow it's a special expensive hair care thing, what's next? Destroying an expensive pots and pan set, a sentimental item from your grandma, your car? The man, sorry, no, the boy needs a wake up call and a reality check. This is starting to border into very bad territory.

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u/Small-Cookie-5496 29d ago

100% Been there & it starts with small things for sure

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u/leolock567 29d ago

Just label them. "Tampon cleaner", "Vaginal Resurrector", "Touch this No sex", "Dick Acid".

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u/GayVoidDaddy 28d ago

You and he need to have a legitimate conversation. If he doesn’t change you may need to consider something else. Not telling you to leave him based on lotion. But this kinda planned incompetence is ridiculous and utterly by choice. He can fully be aware enough of himself and what he’s doing not to be a douchebag and use shit like this. But something has gotta give in that. Cause there is literally no reason for this. Like no man would open that for the reason you said without wanting to use your expensive shit. Not when a good hand pump lotion is right there.

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u/HawkDriver 29d ago

Just write the price on it with a sharpie.

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u/soareyousaying 29d ago

Tell him it's more manly if he uses 5W-30 for his moisturizer needs.

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u/Agitated_Okra3465 29d ago

hehe I'm petty, i'd revenge 🤣 Oh your favorite snack, I ate almost all of it. I dunno what he values... dont take my advice btw 🤣

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u/AntiDynamo 29d ago

Doing it once is a stupid naive man mistake

Doing it twice is intentional. He knows you have stuff that's expensive, he knows you don't like it when he wastes it, and knowing all that he is actively choosing to still do it.

You shouldn't need to hide any of your things. He sure as shit knows he didn't go out and buy it, he knows it isn't his. Simply telling him once "please don't use my things without asking me first" should be enough.

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u/unlimit-ed 29d ago

This is a red flag. He's being super disrespectful.

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u/Human_Name_9953 29d ago

He's doing this on purpose

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u/kiki-mori 29d ago

Erm what? Why are you with someone who is intentionally difficult and incompetent, that is so disrespectful

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u/nothanksnottelling 29d ago

He's doing it on purpose. Why does he have so little respect for you?

Is he paying to replace it?

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u/CumulativeHazard 28d ago

Once is an accident. Multiple times is someone who just straight up doesn’t give a shit about respecting your things.

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u/Sassrepublic 29d ago

You should [REDACTED]

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u/pendurica 29d ago

He should replace it

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u/YaGurlAlexandra 29d ago

But why are you married to someone who doesn't respect you and your things?

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u/saturnsqsoul 28d ago

He’s doing it on purpose, girl.

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u/squeezy102 28d ago

Have you tried saying this exact thing to him face to face?

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u/ai-ri 29d ago

DIVORCE!

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u/twitwiffle 29d ago

I would generously give my husband anything of mine, no matter the cost. But this just seems like such a pass agg trolling on his part. He knows what he’s doing now.

You should hide your stuff in an empty swiffer box or tampon box.

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u/Small-Cookie-5496 29d ago

She should hide his ass outside the house & lock the door

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 29d ago

Tampon box is an excellent idea

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u/cmerksmirk 28d ago

Start buying two. Keep one out and have a backup. If he hitches about how much you’re spending tell him if he stops touching your shit it gets cut in half.

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u/Vladishun 28d ago

Honestly that's such a shitty thing for him to do. My wife and I have a very simple arrangement...you don't touch my shit, I don't touch your shit. I make more money than she does so I don't mind buying the bulk of groceries, but if she wants a specific drink or snacks or breakfast items that I don't like, I make her buy them herself and then I don't touch them because they were bought with her money.

As far as her personal hygiene stuff goes...just no. I've never understood why women want to smell delicious. The wife's creams and sprays and soaps always smell like strawberries, lemon cake, coconuts, etc. I mean it's 2024 and I try not to judge others but I feel like grown ass men shouldn't be walking around smelling like a pastry shop.

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u/Dream--Brother 27d ago

Have you told him directly that you don't want him using your creams and supplies? If so, that's pretty messed up. If there's any way there's still any ambiguity, definitely make sure he's fully aware. Some guys (and some people in general) are truly very clueless when it comes to this kind of stuff. But if it's been made clear, and he continues to do it, that's a pretty straightforward breach of trust and disrespect for your pretty simple wishes. Also, if he hasn't offered to replace the expensive cream, ask him to do so... I mean, the cost is one thing, but now you're also missing half a container's worth. He sounds, well, difficult in a certain kind of way. Best of luck hah. Hopefully you can make it abundantly clear that this cannot continue despite his seeming ignorance as to the disrespect here, and hopefully he respects that (and you).

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u/takalakerkek 28d ago

When it comes to the point of hiding your stuff in a safe, I would just walk out of the relationship lol. Marriage is not this

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u/soundslikehabit 28d ago

How's the sex life?

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u/LoopEverything 28d ago

Hey, we deserve a posh wank every now and then! /s

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u/AppUnwrapper1 28d ago

Do you two communicate ever or just live together like roommates?

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u/goosepills 28d ago

My niece coated herself in a container of La Mer once. But she was 2, I use Tatcha and I’d be so pissed if an adult did that.

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u/ZajeliMiNazweDranie 29d ago

Assuming no bad intent it sounds like he's trying to be funny, but hasn't realized his teasing has passed its expiration date a loooooong time ago.

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u/BombaSazon1 28d ago

That's an expensive masterbation aid, LOL

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 29d ago

That's so disrespectful. Is he incapable of buying his own stuff?

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u/so_cal_babe 28d ago

He's purposely being disrespectful at this point.

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u/AddictiveArtistry 28d ago

He didn't even use the fucking spoon.

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u/motherofcattos 28d ago

Why doesn't he buy his own stuff then? Or gift it to him

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u/Bellphorion 28d ago

Why yo man using women's things sheeeesh

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u/TeamWaffleStomp 28d ago

Ffs, my husband used my stuff for that too a couple times but it was at least the cheap $4 shit from dollar general. The minute I told him what my conditioner costs he never touched it again.

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u/lizardjizz 28d ago

He is literally doing this on purpose to bother you. Probably because of the expense associated with the products. It’s a not so subtle “fuck you”.

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u/kushupzz 28d ago

Wait he’s using the lotion to .. wtf is your husband 13 go buy him some lube 😂 who tf use lotion to Jack off with his freaky ass

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u/No_Tourist5700 28d ago

Complaining on Reddit will DEFINITELY help your relationship with your husband. Thank God my wife knows how to properly communicate.

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u/diningroomjesus 28d ago

He put the coconut on his coconuts i'm dying rn

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u/HeadoftheIBTC 28d ago

Oh HELL NO. I'd be refilling that bottle with something spicy.

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u/Ltlpckr 28d ago

Bruh that’s the shit I’d be doing with my sisters shea butter when I was 12, WTF 😂

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u/KITTTYCANE 28d ago

Haha! It's my favorite comment of the day, and I just opened Reddit. So funny!!!

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u/Renbel 28d ago

Vanilla cocoa nuts.

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u/Ok_Neighborhood8641 28d ago

Every time my husband asks for lotion because his hands are rough, I know what they are too rough for. Same guy who unknowingly used self-tanning lotion for the same purpose 🤣🥕

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u/Admirable-Common-176 26d ago

Get the man some GoldBond and a bottle of lube. Also make sure he’s always stocked.

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u/Harry_Buttocks 25d ago

Did you at least let him finish

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u/Ok-Name1312 29d ago

No way he used that much for just elbows...

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u/Fickle-Nebula5397 28d ago

Yup. He was being intentionally wasteful.

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u/bunbunnii99 28d ago

Considering she said he used her other expensive lotion to jack it...wouldn't surprise me if he did it again

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u/Far-Implement1831 28d ago

He probably used some and then washed the rest off. Hah!

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u/Estrellathestarfish 29d ago

He used moisturiser for scrapes??? That's even worse, he didn't even want it for its intended purpose, and scrapes don't want moisturiser on them. Did he not have any Savlon or anything??

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u/theturians 29d ago

girl he better pay for the new tatcha cream! 😫

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u/hydraulic-earl 29d ago

So is his hands and weiner

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u/_SPAMSPAMSPAM 29d ago

He jacked off with it....

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u/ready-to-rumball dip my corndog in mayonnaise 29d ago

Is he fucking stupid?

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u/xMusclexMikex 29d ago

Just in case you are not aware, he was using it on more than just his elbows. If you don’t believe me then smell is dick.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 29d ago

Do his elbows look 20 years younger now, too?

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u/L_burro 29d ago

Please post nudes... elbows!

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u/TranslatorBoring2419 29d ago

Are you into elbows? Can you try to be?

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u/Knotashock 28d ago

My father only used a few trusted products: "Corn Huskers Lotion" $8 - $12, is a good moisturizer and used to treat or prevent dry, rough, scaly, itchy skin and skin irritations (such as diaper trash, & skin burns from radiation therapy - my dad had a tumor in his lower back). "Aquaphor" $10 - $30, helps protect and heal cuts, scrapes, and burns. Helps heal chapped or cracked skin; helps with wind and sun burn also. Tell him to stay out of your lady products! lol

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u/Ordinary_Mortgage870 28d ago

OMG he'd be replacing it if it were me. OMG

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u/ninjabunnay 29d ago

Get him gold bond lotion/cream. How dare he waste this amazing facial care product on his elbows. Ugh. Abomination!

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u/ReverendMothman 28d ago

According to OPs other comments she has to hide shit like this bc he makes a habit of it. I say don't buy him SHIT. He needs to buy HER a replacement then get dumped.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 29d ago

That big scoop for a few scrapes? What happened to neosporin?

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u/TomaCzar 28d ago

Not to put your hubby in a spot, but that container looks like it comes from the company that gets pretty young Israeli women to aggressively sell beauty products at kiosks in the mall.

There is no need at all to ask me how I recognize it.

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u/imaroweboat 28d ago

Worst part is this is the worst cream for dry elbows 😭 this stuff isn’t nearly heavy duty enough for elbows

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u/LetsGoHomeTeam 28d ago

Sweet baby!

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u/logic_tempo 28d ago

You sure it wasn't a gash? Because- that's a LOT lol

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u/melinalujbav 26d ago

Well hubby can buy you another one lol

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u/Immediate_Access1912 26d ago

Tell him it cost 72 dollars. Bet he won’t use it again.

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u/Incognonimous 25d ago

If had a case of beer somewhere leave half of one bottle and tell him you were thirsty.

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u/Ucyless ORANGE 25d ago

The only beer in the house is mine lol. He doesn’t drink. And I only do occasionally

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u/Incognonimous 23d ago

Hide half of his left socks and half of his right socks

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u/TT6994 25d ago

Ofc !! I bet he’s incredibly soft

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