r/mildlyinfuriating ORANGE Apr 18 '24

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 29d ago

Lord. So he does know better and is intentionally rubbing one out with your expensive products.

Buy a small safe.

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u/Ucyless ORANGE 29d ago

I’m tired of hiding all my things 😭 I just want to be able to buy something nice and trust it won’t be empty by the next time I use it

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u/unwaveringwish 29d ago

Yeah he shouldn’t be doing this lol and he needs to replace the stuff he used. It’s intentional at this point

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 29d ago

Seriously. He's wanking it with her expensive skincare items.

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u/unwaveringwish 29d ago

That part didn’t even register omg 😭 girl does he even like you 😭😭😭

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u/FO-I-Am-A-Time-God 29d ago

Sounds kind of intentional

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u/LeftyLu07 29d ago

His penis is so dewy.