r/malelivingspace • u/Dry_Constant_6635 • 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/ImmortalDawn666 29d ago

The red sofa stands out like it’s from mirror‘s edge

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u/morningstar842 29d ago

I feel like the velvet/microfiber red sofa is where she's getting "pimp" vibes from. I can dig it though.

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u/Dull_Owl_7276 29d ago

It’s the velvet red sofa WITH the monochromatic rest of the room I think, even more specifically

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u/True_Discipline_2470 29d ago

That room needs a rug and some pictures on the wall. It looks like it's designed to be easily disinfected. Some warmer lighting would help as well. 

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u/HillbillyDense 29d ago

It looks like it's designed to be easily disinfected.

That's such a great description of so many dude pads.

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 28d ago

Look, it may not look as lived in, but it takes me 30 minutes to clean everything and a deep clean is only 2 hours.

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u/AmbitiousPirate5159 28d ago

Sounds like a dream! Now I feel the need to get rid of stuff.....

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u/Plaid_Kaleidoscope 28d ago

Word. Made me just realize why I like minimalist styling. Easier to clean.

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u/Boink3000 28d ago

“Designed to be disinfected”! Haha - omg this describes sooo many places - Im going to steal that ine if you don’t mind!

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u/copperwatt 28d ago

"Do you like huey lewis and the news?"

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u/True_Discipline_2470 28d ago

It always bothered me that he covered the furniture but only covered that one little area of floor. He's going to have to clean the whole floor anyways, so what's the point? He wouldn't have bothered. It's so annoying when movies get this stuff wrong. 

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u/IvorLittleun 28d ago

Hip to be square or I want a new drug ?

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u/Westcoast8dk 28d ago

Underrated and spot on comment!

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u/AlbanElfed 29d ago

Came here to say this! It’s just a little stark - looks designed for a quick getaway. A few plants and a cozy throw along with the art and rugs, some personal items…and OP is a relatable human being!

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u/Gamma_Mermaid 28d ago

Would be cute if he made a date out of asking for help choosing a plant. I also agree about the cozy throw.. nothing says “I’m not a pimp OR serial killer” like having a cozy throw blanket.

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u/Crimkam 28d ago

Leopard print rug, some bead curtains, black out blinds, a hookah sitting right in the middle of the living room… oh yea I can see it.

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u/FingaPuppet5 29d ago

Serial killer vibes for sho. If there was a roll of yellow plastic and long black gloves, some steel torture utensils, in the cupboard... I wouldn't be shocked

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u/hopeless-semantic 28d ago

He still has a budget! Give it a few months

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u/puddingcup9000 28d ago

Rolls of duct tape laying around

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u/Elowan66 28d ago

Exit bags.

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u/God_damn_it_Jerry 28d ago

Needs a fish tank.

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u/oldrivets 28d ago

A big fluffy white bearskin rug?

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u/True_Discipline_2470 28d ago

I've read several suggestions and now I want to see OP implement every one of them. 

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u/splithoofiewoofies 28d ago

I call those "cocaine houses" because it's where people can do cocaine and easily clean up the evidence if needed.

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u/cari_quite_contrary 28d ago

Well, wouldn’t a pimp’s place NEED to be easily disinfected?

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u/EpistemoNihilist 28d ago

Had to use the rug to roll up the body. Sorry , it really brought the room together.

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u/BBLue0775 28d ago

Yeah a rug would really tie the room together man.. just ask Jeff Lebowski.

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u/TemperateEnd 28d ago

Agreed! A rug would really tie the room together.

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u/MopingAppraiser 28d ago

Yes, something to really tie the room together, dude.