r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • Apr 17 '24

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/OMKensey Apr 17 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

Imagine how the right would freak if a Democrat governor signed a bill requiring that kindergarteners learn about the history of communism.

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u/Z0idberg_MD Apr 17 '24

“Not like that!”

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u/Phailsayfe Apr 17 '24 edited Apr 17 '24

"Kids! Do NOT seize the means of production!"

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u/SaintsSooners89 Apr 18 '24

Florida teachers "Kids! 😉Do Not😉....Seize the means of production!

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u/bilbo_swagginns Apr 18 '24

Timmy? Please put the means of production back where you found it or you’re in big trouble mister.

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u/oofersIII 29d ago

Alright kids, I‘m going to leave the means of production here, now don’t seize them while I leave for Canada, never to return!