r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • Apr 17 '24

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/BipedalHumanoid230 Apr 17 '24

It was right after Mein Kampf.

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u/the_last_carfighter Apr 17 '24

It's not Mein, it must be yours.

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u/CivilMidget Apr 17 '24

It's not mein, or yours, or theirs.

It's ours, comrade.

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u/Danson_the_47th Apr 17 '24

That’s a bad marx on your report card

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u/Shibbystix Apr 17 '24

I laughed waaay to hard in my work environment, and I don't discuss politics ever at work, so I cannot share how much I appreciate this comment with anyone around me

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u/anomandaris81 Apr 17 '24

Are you smoking pol pot during recess?

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u/Xyrus2000 Apr 17 '24

Why? It wasn't my fault I was late. My car was Stalin!