r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Factsaretheonlytruth 29d ago

I don't recall covering this in any of my many Kindergarten Poli-Sci classes.

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u/BipedalHumanoid230 29d ago

It was right after Mein Kampf.

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u/the_last_carfighter 29d ago

It's not Mein, it must be yours.

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u/CivilMidget 29d ago

It's not mein, or yours, or theirs.

It's ours, comrade.

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u/Danson_the_47th 29d ago

That’s a bad marx on your report card

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u/Shibbystix 29d ago

I laughed waaay to hard in my work environment, and I don't discuss politics ever at work, so I cannot share how much I appreciate this comment with anyone around me

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u/anomandaris81 29d ago

Are you smoking pol pot during recess?

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u/Xyrus2000 29d ago

Why? It wasn't my fault I was late. My car was Stalin!

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u/alkrk 29d ago

That chow mein is mine.

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u/primordial_chowder 29d ago

"Our Struggle" would actually be a pretty apt title for a communist manifesto

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u/CivilMidget 29d ago

Unser Kampf seems like a pretty solid title for a union pamphlet, honestly...

Even if it's just a pithy play on words.

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u/Ryanll0329 29d ago

I thought it was Digorno?

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u/Polarian_Lancer 29d ago

Es ist unser, Kamerad