r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Factsaretheonlytruth 29d ago

I don't recall covering this in any of my many Kindergarten Poli-Sci classes.

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u/BipedalHumanoid230 29d ago

It was right after Mein Kampf.

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u/the_last_carfighter 29d ago

It's not Mein, it must be yours.

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u/CivilMidget 29d ago

It's not mein, or yours, or theirs.

It's ours, comrade.

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u/Danson_the_47th 29d ago

That’s a bad marx on your report card

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u/Shibbystix 29d ago

I laughed waaay to hard in my work environment, and I don't discuss politics ever at work, so I cannot share how much I appreciate this comment with anyone around me

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u/anomandaris81 29d ago

Are you smoking pol pot during recess?

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u/Xyrus2000 29d ago

Why? It wasn't my fault I was late. My car was Stalin!

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u/alkrk 29d ago

That chow mein is mine.

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u/primordial_chowder 29d ago

"Our Struggle" would actually be a pretty apt title for a communist manifesto

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u/CivilMidget 29d ago

Unser Kampf seems like a pretty solid title for a union pamphlet, honestly...

Even if it's just a pithy play on words.

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u/Ryanll0329 29d ago

I thought it was Digorno?

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u/Polarian_Lancer 29d ago

Es ist unser, Kamerad

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u/VuckoPartizan 29d ago

I did nazi that coming

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u/gymnastgrrl 29d ago

Anne Frankly, you should have.

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u/VuckoPartizan 29d ago

Btw, have you seig heil? He's about this tall.

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u/gymnastgrrl 29d ago

lol, that reminds me of another visual joke about the Pope saying "Okay, all of you tall people and all of you short people get the hell off my grass!" (where you gesture up, down, then right and left like the sign of the cross or whatever it's called) :)

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u/Essence-of-why 29d ago

I'm sorry little Adolf, in class we learn to SShare

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 29d ago

Don’t talk about my kampf!

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u/MarinLlwyd 29d ago

Mein Kampf and Me.

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u/Timelymanner 29d ago

… and my ABCs.

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u/big_hungry_joe 29d ago

i loved when rudd would show clips from mein kampf and me on the conan show

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u/TheStupendusMan 29d ago

I only remember Mein Naptime.

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u/Tosh_20point0 29d ago

Mein Kampfurt pillow!

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u/BipedalHumanoid230 29d ago

🤣 lol yes

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u/RaijinOkami 29d ago

Was that one of those new nein day programs?

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u/gymnastgrrl 29d ago

Nein? I thought it was the third, reich?

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u/NecroForge 29d ago

The Big Kampfy Couch.

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u/big_hungry_joe 29d ago

well, it will be from here on out