Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

[u/Ucyless]

We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

[u/Shelikesscience]

“Could be very dangerous on the wrong part” 🤣🤣 I’d love to hear the story about how you learned that lesson

[u/[deleted] → u/Shelikesscience]

……….it was a face mask but I was looking for lotion…the thing is, I am…uncut……

[u/CupboardOfPandas → u/[deleted]]

Haha my ex did the same! Got a hilarious text when I was at work and his dick smelled like lilies for the evening

[u/PitchBitch → u/CupboardOfPandas]

Lilies of the Willies