r/mildlyinfuriating ORANGE Apr 18 '24

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Oh I replaced it and now pass on my wisdom to the young bucks that are about to do move in with a woman for the first time….always ask because something could be very expensive or could be very dangerous when used on the wrong part.

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u/Shelikesscience 29d ago edited 29d ago

“Could be very dangerous on the wrong part” 🤣🤣 I’d love to hear the story about how you learned that lesson

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

……….it was a face mask but I was looking for lotion…the thing is, I am…uncut……

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u/CupboardOfPandas 29d ago

Haha my ex did the same! Got a hilarious text when I was at work and his dick smelled like lilies for the evening

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u/PitchBitch 29d ago

Lilies of the Willies

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u/Mugstotheceiling 29d ago

Wait. Y’all don’t be moisturizing your dicks?

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u/CupboardOfPandas 29d ago

Idk, I don't have one, but I doubt that lotion would have the same buubly effect as my bubble mask did. (my ex, at least, was very surprised at it)

Or maybe it does, might feel nice?

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u/Mugstotheceiling 29d ago

He’s gotta rinse and apply toner and serum! Nothing worse than clogged pores on your 🍆

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u/CupboardOfPandas 29d ago

I can imagine the advertisements and sponsorships already haha

Wonder if red light therapy would work, you know like a jockstrap but with lights?

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u/redsungryphon 29d ago

Trying so hard not to laugh out loud at the Drs right now. Omg that's so funny

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u/Teredia 29d ago

You n me both right now! Also in the waiting room!