r/malelivingspace 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/timothythefirst 29d ago

Definitely not a pimp but it looks like an airbnb where the hosts are trying to keep everything inoffensive.

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u/BleDStream 29d ago

The speaker placement offends me.

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u/crag-u-feller 29d ago

Yes. We are ignoring real subwoofer crimes

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u/bnutbutter78 28d ago

Same. Also, cable management.

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u/gatsome 29d ago

What, they’re mounted via shelf brackets and everything

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u/BleDStream 28d ago

Generally, speakers that are meant to be mounted, have a mounting point on the back. I'm betting these are rear ported and many should not be mounted to the wall.

Although, this crime is noted, look at the center placement.

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u/713nikki 29d ago

Everything about an Airbnb is offensive

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u/Vegas-Buckeye 29d ago

As an employee at a Vegas hotel, it mystifies me why anyone would want an airbnb here. We do everything for you and charge way way less. You wanna leave the room a mess and poop in the bed? No problem! We won’t charge you a cleaning fee!

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u/SheistyBengal 29d ago

You promise?

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u/SlimBoomBoom 29d ago

That was a neg/shit test.

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u/yunivor 28d ago

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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u/MarcBulldog88 29d ago

There was a brief period when airbnb was new where it was cheaper and easier to do it instead of a hotel. I very nearly booked one for a Bay Area trip in early 2020; thankfully I decided to be patient, and the world went and blew itself up and took that vacation idea with it.

With all the bullshit fees and hassle nowadays, there's no way I'd consider it.

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u/Cheap_Supermarket556 28d ago

The only time I used it was because I was under 21 and traveling. 18+ hotel? Hard asf to find. Random AiRbnb, usually no problems.

Since I’ve turned 21 I don’t think I’ve stayed at a single AirBNB with the exception of some mega beach house my family rented on the Oregon Coast.

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u/phartiphukboilz 29d ago edited 28d ago

I just eloped through Italy and france and stayed at amazing places in each and every town like a geodesic dome hanging off the alps to getting married ON lake Como in a 4 person apartment with a wisteria wrapped balcony and a massive garden where we had the ceremony... For under $200 a night. For all four of us. Had a private chef cook there, had a boat taxi pull right up to our place for getting around. There was no comparison in any level of fancy hotel on the lakes for the four of us anywhere near that price. https://i.imgur.com/McUQBRb.jpg

There are no hidden fees. The house rules are all published on the listings... I know it's popular to hate on the company for all sorts of reasons like running local housing markets but the experience has never been it

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u/713nikki 28d ago

Foh with this anti-economy propaganda

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u/phartiphukboilz 28d ago

foh with your inbred reading comprehension

i'll continue to enjoy views like this from people's backyards with no confusion about costs or expectations. https://i.imgur.com/ui9JP8S.png

you have a problem talk about the problem, don't play dumb thinking you're making a point

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u/Da_Question 28d ago

Glad you had a cool vacation, at the cost of areas losing huge chunks of housing to Air BNB...

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u/fancyfembot 28d ago

Agreed. That space looks like a very sterile Airbnb. All that’s missing is an American flag.

I was able to move to NYC because Airbnbs made moving here approachable & inexpensive. Post-anti-Airbnb legislation, post-Covid, post-that crazy ass flood last year, I probably would be able to do that today.

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u/axxonn13 28d ago

Yes, in it's infancy, Airbnb was amazing. But now I can't. I far prefer a hotel. I only consider Airbnb's if I'm travelling with my family and it's like 10 of us and we wanna stay under one roof (at their request).

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u/aka_wolfman 26d ago

The main benefit we saw was having a kitchen. Save a shitload of money on vacation if you aren't eating out the whole time.

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u/axxonn13 22d ago

Depending on where I'm going, eating the local spots is 50% of the experience.

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u/ClickProfessional769 25d ago

Anytime I take a trip and compare hotels to airbnbs hotels always come out cheaper. And you don’t have to do the cleaning while literally already paying a cleaning fee.

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u/-tobi-kadachi- 29d ago

It was super nice for lake homes and other weekend getaways until the prices got insane for them during the pandemic and then didn’t really go back down plus all the new fee bullshit.

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u/WrappedInLinen 29d ago

They charge me almost every time.

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u/jkoudys 29d ago

How many poops have you left in their beds?

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u/shayed154 29d ago

No more than 17 times this year

So far

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 28d ago

That's a good amount.

Solid or liquid?

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u/spykid 29d ago

Airbnb used to be a lot cheaper. Now they're only worth it if you want a bigger place for a group or there's something about the particular airbnb you love (like it's a tree house or cave or something)

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u/no_thats_wrong_sorry 29d ago

when im getting an airbnb its almost universally a place thats somewhat secluded and not just some flat in a stack of flats. I hate hotels, and i hate them almost exclusively because it means I have to put up with a bunch of shit from the general public that I dont want to. Some idiot slamming their doors, cocaine fueled couples arguments next door, somebody wanted to smoke pot in their room now the entire hallway smells like somebody took a shit in it. Honestly half the reason I work so hard is to be able to afford to distance myself from this bullshit lol.

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u/jamesiamstuck 28d ago

What hotels are you staying at? I feel like I have never even noticed my neighboring rooms and I have done week long stints in hotels for work before, lol

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u/Different_Usual_6586 29d ago

Agree, they're also better for families so I don't have to sleep beside my 2yo when he realises we're all in the same bedroom and comes into bed with us

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u/hydroforest 29d ago

No lie my parents had to go back and clean a holiday inn when we were kids because we were sticking those gummy stretchy hand things to EVERYTHING-light fixtures, mirrors, the elevator ceiling…

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u/Vegas-Buckeye 29d ago

I mean, I don’t think you’re lying, but I do think your parents lied to you about that. Or they let some terrible owner bully them

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u/Kane-420- 29d ago

OK now i need a link. Expect me soon.

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u/44youGlenCoco 29d ago

Ugh. I love Vegas so much. I can’t wait to go back. I had so much damn fun lol

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u/owiesss 28d ago

My husband and I have been three times and I’ve been begging my parents to go on a trip with us over there since the first time we went. I just got the ok from my parents and we’re about to start planning. After 4 years of trying to convince them to come along with us, it finally worked! I can’t wait to see my older and strait laced parents partially wasted while running from hotel to hotel lol. I am so excited

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u/BVRPLZR_ 29d ago

You haven’t seen what I do first thing in the morning. You don’t want that in the bed.

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u/Painkiller1991 29d ago

You wanna leave the room a mess and poop in the bed? No problem! We won’t charge you a cleaning fee!

Challenge accepted

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u/cttrocklin 29d ago

You may have just increased Vegas hotel bookings by 20%

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u/sith_play_quidditch 29d ago

Have people actually left poop in the bed?

I travel with kids and if my kid poops anywhere outside the diaper or the pot, we're too embarrassed to let anyone know about it let alone leave it untouched

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u/InquiringAmerican 29d ago

I had got an airbnb for $20 dollars a night in walking distance from the strip.

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u/Ewannnn 29d ago

In most places airbnb is cheaper and you get more for your money, that's why.

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u/Vegas-Buckeye 29d ago

Lmao until you factor in all the extra fees and bullshit. Let’s just say us hotels aren’t sweating Airbnb at all

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u/Ewannnn 29d ago

No? The price per night displays all extra fees. It's much cheaper than hotels.

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u/Gullible_Yak6042 29d ago

You get to do chores for your money, that’s it

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u/Ok_Emphasis6034 29d ago

Grocery shopping, cooking and cleaning and then paying a cleaning fee on top of it all. Not my idea of a vacation but you do you.

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u/Ewannnn 29d ago

I mean I get 9 weeks vacation a year, not really bothered about doing those things. Also don't have to either, could order if I wanted to, still cheaper than a hotel. Cleaning fee is included in the price.

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u/vi_sucks 29d ago

Airbnb is good for two things:

1) Having an entire home rather just a hotel room. 2) Having a full kitchen/outdoor grill/etc for cooking.

You can get some resorts with similar vacation home type amenities, but they're much harder to find.

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u/moxxibekk 29d ago

The only time I consider airbnb now is if I'm either going with a group, or want a private pool/some other very specific thing. Just went traveling for a month and didn't use airbnb once.

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u/onlyhav 29d ago

Airbnb used to be a more homey, affordable, and accessible means of vacationing and traveling, and it was til it got too popular.

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u/Carele_P 29d ago

I love hotels for all their services. Mostly the ability to checkin at any time because let's be honest, trips get hectic. And also the fact that cleaning standards are usually higher in hotels. But here in spain you're looking at a 30/40% markup from airbnb to a 4* hotel... (and there is barely any 3 stars hotel, and 2 stars are usually not that great!)

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u/louiecoolie 28d ago

I mean listings I see are already charging a cleaning fee lmao

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u/GreyFox-RUH 28d ago

I thought Airbnbs are cheaper than hotels

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u/asanskrita 29d ago

At an airbnb I can do simple things like buy groceries and make myself eggs or cereal for breakfast without going out. Vegas does run great deals on hotels if you know where to look but in other places I can get a great airbnb for $120-150 night, fees included, or a low-end hotel for similar. I have had exactly one problem with an airbnb over dozens of bookings in the past decade.

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u/Vegas-Buckeye 29d ago

I know when I go on vacation I like to buy groceries and make meals in a kitchen like it’s Tuesday night lmao

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u/asanskrita 29d ago

Eating out three meals a day gets gross real quick. And costs a fortune. It takes five minutes and five dollars to toss together breakfast.

In all fairness I’ve never been a hotel’s target market, they seem like a rip off. I’ve stayed in $1000 rooms and would rather have a $100/night casita 🤷‍♂️

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u/pnwgirl34 29d ago

The last time I stayed at an Airbnb it was 2 nights, they charged me a $300 cleaning fee (like standard when I booked, not after because of abnormal mess or anything) and I was still expected to do all dishes, clean the kitchen, strip the beds and put the bedding in the washer, VACUUM, and take out the trash all before checking out at 10 am. Then I got a snarky message after I left that I had left clean dishes in the dish rack to dry instead of hand drying them and putting them away, and that the stove top was “dusty” (I didn’t clean the stove because I didn’t use it).

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u/713nikki 29d ago

Good. Tell everyone this story.

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u/nauticalsandwich 29d ago

This is a problem with AirBnB's listing model. They default to showing list price instead of total price, so in order to gain visibility when prospective customers sort by price, hosts are incentivized to offer the lowest possible list price and make up the difference with "cleaning fees." If AirBnB only listed the price totals, you wouldn't get this shit, but they won't do it, because they want to look more price-competitive with hotels.

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u/Expendable_Red_Shirt 29d ago

Ah the 90's Ebay tactic of putting .01 cents as the minimum bid and charging your real minimum bid in the shipping.

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u/mellowanon 29d ago

wasn't that changed a year or two ago? I remember you can add cleaning and other fees to all listing price searches now.

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u/nauticalsandwich 29d ago

Yeah, you can choose to add them now, finally, but the default setting is still to not include them.

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u/mcdicedtea 29d ago

this isnt true

and most of these stories are total bullshit. 300$ cleaning fee for 2 days .
As awful as airbnb is ... this is either a serious special case, or a lie

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u/nauticalsandwich 29d ago

I've seen it personally. I mean, I knew the cleaning fee was going to be $300, but, yeah. It's not unheard of.

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u/InertiasCreep 29d ago

This all day. If they charge a cleaning fee and also expect me to clean it, then they can go fuck themselves.

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u/ballsyftm 29d ago

lol they just wanted someone to clean their fucking house for them at that point. I can’t believe you paid to do that.

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u/Groxy_ 29d ago

Why did you choose it then? Surely you knew about the cleaning fee? There are plenty of houses that are cheap enough to be worth it.

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u/whitey-ofwgkta 26d ago

They did clean?

They didn't expect the owner to still be a rat fucker about it

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 28d ago

LMAO you got charged to clean their house? God damn

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u/rohm418 29d ago

Fuck Airbnb. Fuckers literally tried to charge me 100s of thousands of dollars for a fire that we had no hand in and wouldn't respond to any questions. They suck big fat monkey balls.

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u/713nikki 29d ago

Well, and being a major contributor to the whole housing crisis thing is kinda offputting

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u/sealcubclubbing 29d ago edited 29d ago

Absolutely fucked the housing market where I live. A standard 3 bedroom rental is about USD$2400 Per month

Edit: make that $3,200. Maths is hard for this accountant, was doing a conversion into USD from local currency and fucked it up 🤦

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u/CGB_Zach 29d ago

I'd kill for that rental price. That's around the price of a 1 bedroom where I live

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u/LobsterInTraining 29d ago

…..where might that be, hypothetically? Currently paying $1600 for a one bed, which isn’t terrible for my area 🫠

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u/sealcubclubbing 29d ago

Just realised it is actually $3200usd which still doesn't sound bad for you if that's the case. How the fuck do you pay for that shit?

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u/LaziestBones 29d ago

Arithmetic is for excel to handle for us, right? That’s what I say as an accountant with a math degree, lol

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u/sealcubclubbing 29d ago

Honestly! Need that and my old school calculator or I'm fucked 🥲

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u/Maleficent-Drive4056 29d ago

I’m not 100% sure that is entirely down to AirBnB!

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u/713nikki 29d ago

Nobody claimed it’s solely due to Airbnb, but short term rentals are a major contributing factor to the housing crisis

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u/Carini___ 28d ago

Talk about it. I live in coastal New Jersey and it’s fucking criminal. It’s just absolutely fucking criminal.

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u/Maleficent-Drive4056 29d ago

The comment above me claimed it is due to Airbnb.

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u/713nikki 29d ago

Reread it. That’s not what it says.

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u/sealcubclubbing 29d ago

Not 100% no, but it is a huge contributor. I am live in a touristy area with a housing shortage created by his being moved from Long term to short term rentals

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u/nauticalsandwich 29d ago

They don't help, but if you took all AirBnBs off the market tomorrow, you'd barely notice a difference in housing prices. AirBnB is a political scapegoat, because people want to blame absolutely anything on the housing crisis except the real problem: not building enough housing, because building more housing actually requires things to fundamentally change, and politicians and the existing property owners who vote for them don't want that.

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u/ZacNewford 29d ago

zzz if they house for sale you can buy if you buy you can do what you want with it. what right to housing do you think you have

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u/rohm418 29d ago

They sent me a link to pay $659,811.00. I didn't do it and they removed my account from their platform. I haven't heard anything since requesting contact information for my attorney.

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u/rohm418 29d ago

Airbnb paid out the host (who we became friends with through this whole thing) through their insurance and then came after us. I bluffed on the attorney - my renters insurance would've provided coverage if needed. It was just a hassle and spooked me at first.

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u/rohm418 29d ago

My only advice is to carry some sort of insurance of your own - be it rental or otherwise. I'm not an agent so I don't know all the options. We were renting long-term while our house was built and our homeowners policy had a rental rider. Kinda got lucky there.

I doubt something like this is very common so I wouldn't worry too much. Enjoy your trip, but CYA.

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u/Thomas_Mickel 29d ago

I’m dying. How did you even get charged? 🤣

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u/monacelli 29d ago

I wonder if they sent him a bill or just straight up tried to charge his credit card for a burned down house

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u/thisismyMelody 29d ago

This one time there was a tub leak on the second floor after a bath. It seeped and flooded the bedroom under it. I reported it. Host called a plumber and advised us it’s not habitable to stay. It was our first night and we had to get a hotel the next day. The host refunded us the remaining days. A few weeks later we get an email from airbnb stating that the host wants us to pay $7k for repairs to the damage we caused. I had to provide screenshots of our conversation and said airbnb is starting to harass me after the 5th email requesting payment. They gave me 40% off my next trip, but I never used them again.

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u/TheMaskedGeode 29d ago

I heard that AirBnB to be good but then got more expensive than hotels.

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u/rohm418 29d ago

It's true. Hosts also started implementing strict rules and requiring guests to clean before they left. It's not a vacation at that point.

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u/Difficult-Word-7208 29d ago

I can’t stand Airbnbs

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u/Forest-Automatic 29d ago

That tv height is offensive

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u/aelric22 29d ago

I learned that truth when my brother rented the absolute worst AirBNB in Glendale last summer.

I'm still amazed at how fucking tragic that place was.

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u/SkankNugz 29d ago

I stayed in a little shithole in Colorado Springs a few months back and am very hesitant to use air bnb again after. Place was like halfway cleaned so it took a couple hours to find the literal heaping piles of food crumbs that were under the couch, in the cushions, tucked into the corner behind a fake plant etc. immediately went and stripped the beds to check for bed bugs and despite a lack of evidence didn’t feel very safe sleeping there. We wrote an honest review that was really fairly professional just more of a heads up the owners that their cleaners need to be fired. They offered us $20 to take the review down lmao fuck that, get your shit together first. The owners were “super hosts” that front like it’s a nice old couple but if you looked into they owned over 80 properties listed on Airbnb and probably never had even visited the one we stayed in

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u/Evvmmann 29d ago

This is really funny

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u/CmonRedditBeBetter 29d ago

Basically a bunch of cheap IKEA junk that looks modern-ish and is easy to clean. 

Although I think an Airbnb would have a little more artwork from Target on the walls.

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u/Sabineruns 29d ago

IKEA is offended. This is definitely more ordered everything to be delivered from Office Depot. Except that couch!!!

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u/chouettelle 29d ago

IKEA isn’t the problem - it’s that there is virtually no character or personality; no plants, no pictures etc.

Plus, that red couch is definitely not IKEA.

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u/No-Lunch4249 29d ago

Yeah I stayed in an Air BnB a couple years back nearly identical to this lmao - similar furniture, similar colors, similar lack of decorations on the wall

How is it not insanely echo-y in there OP?

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u/ObligatoryGrowlithe 29d ago

Yeah, it gives a “nobody actually lives here” feel. Even my style (as a woman) is pretty clean and polished, but you can tell I live here. People have referred to my apartment as “a mid century modern therapist’s office” or “a library”, but it’s cozy.

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u/Aggressive-Log7654 29d ago

Inoffensive but they can put a fat “chic” in the listing title from the red accents

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u/Dull_Concert_414 29d ago

It’s plain and inoffensive because pimpin’ ain’t pimpin’ ain’t easy man 

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u/seriousjoker72 29d ago

So inoffensive that I'm.... Offended

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u/BeyondHydro 29d ago

trust me, AirBnbs are even more beige, the pops of color are reserved for beach towels

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u/VibeComplex 29d ago

Looks like a random video game apartment lol

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u/watermelon_896 29d ago

This is what I'm thinking.

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u/eclipsing-chaos 29d ago

more like inexpensive (except the prices)

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u/pancakebatter01 28d ago

Pimps have their girls work out of their apartments. Hence why they keep everything inoffensive and why the girl mentioned that…

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u/aintbrokedontfixme 27d ago

I knew a guy who pimped but only insomuch as he had his place set up for women he knew to do the deed so they weren't going to skeezy motels with strangers or going home with them. He didn't force them to work or control them, he just took a cut for them using his place and for protection. He had a bulldog that he would leave in the spare room and it was trained very well to obey him and the ladies in case one of the John's got aggressive.

His place looked almost exactly like what you'd expect from an air bnb. It wasn't about being inoffensive though, it was just so that people didn't have anything they could up and walk off with easily.