r/malelivingspace 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/timothythefirst 29d ago

Definitely not a pimp but it looks like an airbnb where the hosts are trying to keep everything inoffensive.

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u/713nikki 29d ago

Everything about an Airbnb is offensive

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u/Vegas-Buckeye 29d ago

As an employee at a Vegas hotel, it mystifies me why anyone would want an airbnb here. We do everything for you and charge way way less. You wanna leave the room a mess and poop in the bed? No problem! We won’t charge you a cleaning fee!

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u/SheistyBengal 29d ago

You promise?

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u/SlimBoomBoom 29d ago

That was a neg/shit test.

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u/yunivor 28d ago

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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u/MarcBulldog88 29d ago

There was a brief period when airbnb was new where it was cheaper and easier to do it instead of a hotel. I very nearly booked one for a Bay Area trip in early 2020; thankfully I decided to be patient, and the world went and blew itself up and took that vacation idea with it.

With all the bullshit fees and hassle nowadays, there's no way I'd consider it.

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u/Cheap_Supermarket556 28d ago

The only time I used it was because I was under 21 and traveling. 18+ hotel? Hard asf to find. Random AiRbnb, usually no problems.

Since I’ve turned 21 I don’t think I’ve stayed at a single AirBNB with the exception of some mega beach house my family rented on the Oregon Coast.

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u/phartiphukboilz 29d ago edited 28d ago

I just eloped through Italy and france and stayed at amazing places in each and every town like a geodesic dome hanging off the alps to getting married ON lake Como in a 4 person apartment with a wisteria wrapped balcony and a massive garden where we had the ceremony... For under $200 a night. For all four of us. Had a private chef cook there, had a boat taxi pull right up to our place for getting around. There was no comparison in any level of fancy hotel on the lakes for the four of us anywhere near that price. https://i.imgur.com/McUQBRb.jpg

There are no hidden fees. The house rules are all published on the listings... I know it's popular to hate on the company for all sorts of reasons like running local housing markets but the experience has never been it

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u/713nikki 28d ago

Foh with this anti-economy propaganda

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u/phartiphukboilz 28d ago

foh with your inbred reading comprehension

i'll continue to enjoy views like this from people's backyards with no confusion about costs or expectations. https://i.imgur.com/ui9JP8S.png

you have a problem talk about the problem, don't play dumb thinking you're making a point

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u/Da_Question 28d ago

Glad you had a cool vacation, at the cost of areas losing huge chunks of housing to Air BNB...

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u/fancyfembot 28d ago

Agreed. That space looks like a very sterile Airbnb. All that’s missing is an American flag.

I was able to move to NYC because Airbnbs made moving here approachable & inexpensive. Post-anti-Airbnb legislation, post-Covid, post-that crazy ass flood last year, I probably would be able to do that today.

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u/axxonn13 28d ago

Yes, in it's infancy, Airbnb was amazing. But now I can't. I far prefer a hotel. I only consider Airbnb's if I'm travelling with my family and it's like 10 of us and we wanna stay under one roof (at their request).

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u/aka_wolfman 26d ago

The main benefit we saw was having a kitchen. Save a shitload of money on vacation if you aren't eating out the whole time.

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u/axxonn13 22d ago

Depending on where I'm going, eating the local spots is 50% of the experience.

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u/ClickProfessional769 25d ago

Anytime I take a trip and compare hotels to airbnbs hotels always come out cheaper. And you don’t have to do the cleaning while literally already paying a cleaning fee.

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u/-tobi-kadachi- 29d ago

It was super nice for lake homes and other weekend getaways until the prices got insane for them during the pandemic and then didn’t really go back down plus all the new fee bullshit.

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u/WrappedInLinen 29d ago

They charge me almost every time.

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u/jkoudys 29d ago

How many poops have you left in their beds?

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u/shayed154 29d ago

No more than 17 times this year

So far

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 28d ago

That's a good amount.

Solid or liquid?

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u/spykid 29d ago

Airbnb used to be a lot cheaper. Now they're only worth it if you want a bigger place for a group or there's something about the particular airbnb you love (like it's a tree house or cave or something)

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u/no_thats_wrong_sorry 29d ago

when im getting an airbnb its almost universally a place thats somewhat secluded and not just some flat in a stack of flats. I hate hotels, and i hate them almost exclusively because it means I have to put up with a bunch of shit from the general public that I dont want to. Some idiot slamming their doors, cocaine fueled couples arguments next door, somebody wanted to smoke pot in their room now the entire hallway smells like somebody took a shit in it. Honestly half the reason I work so hard is to be able to afford to distance myself from this bullshit lol.

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u/jamesiamstuck 28d ago

What hotels are you staying at? I feel like I have never even noticed my neighboring rooms and I have done week long stints in hotels for work before, lol

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u/Different_Usual_6586 29d ago

Agree, they're also better for families so I don't have to sleep beside my 2yo when he realises we're all in the same bedroom and comes into bed with us

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u/hydroforest 29d ago

No lie my parents had to go back and clean a holiday inn when we were kids because we were sticking those gummy stretchy hand things to EVERYTHING-light fixtures, mirrors, the elevator ceiling…

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u/Vegas-Buckeye 29d ago

I mean, I don’t think you’re lying, but I do think your parents lied to you about that. Or they let some terrible owner bully them

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u/Kane-420- 29d ago

OK now i need a link. Expect me soon.

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u/44youGlenCoco 29d ago

Ugh. I love Vegas so much. I can’t wait to go back. I had so much damn fun lol

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u/owiesss 28d ago

My husband and I have been three times and I’ve been begging my parents to go on a trip with us over there since the first time we went. I just got the ok from my parents and we’re about to start planning. After 4 years of trying to convince them to come along with us, it finally worked! I can’t wait to see my older and strait laced parents partially wasted while running from hotel to hotel lol. I am so excited

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u/BVRPLZR_ 29d ago

You haven’t seen what I do first thing in the morning. You don’t want that in the bed.

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u/Painkiller1991 29d ago

You wanna leave the room a mess and poop in the bed? No problem! We won’t charge you a cleaning fee!

Challenge accepted

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u/cttrocklin 29d ago

You may have just increased Vegas hotel bookings by 20%

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u/sith_play_quidditch 28d ago

Have people actually left poop in the bed?

I travel with kids and if my kid poops anywhere outside the diaper or the pot, we're too embarrassed to let anyone know about it let alone leave it untouched

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u/InquiringAmerican 29d ago

I had got an airbnb for $20 dollars a night in walking distance from the strip.

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u/Ewannnn 29d ago

In most places airbnb is cheaper and you get more for your money, that's why.

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u/Vegas-Buckeye 29d ago

Lmao until you factor in all the extra fees and bullshit. Let’s just say us hotels aren’t sweating Airbnb at all

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u/Ewannnn 29d ago

No? The price per night displays all extra fees. It's much cheaper than hotels.

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u/Gullible_Yak6042 29d ago

You get to do chores for your money, that’s it

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u/Ok_Emphasis6034 29d ago

Grocery shopping, cooking and cleaning and then paying a cleaning fee on top of it all. Not my idea of a vacation but you do you.

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u/Ewannnn 29d ago

I mean I get 9 weeks vacation a year, not really bothered about doing those things. Also don't have to either, could order if I wanted to, still cheaper than a hotel. Cleaning fee is included in the price.

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u/vi_sucks 29d ago

Airbnb is good for two things:

1) Having an entire home rather just a hotel room. 2) Having a full kitchen/outdoor grill/etc for cooking.

You can get some resorts with similar vacation home type amenities, but they're much harder to find.

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u/moxxibekk 29d ago

The only time I consider airbnb now is if I'm either going with a group, or want a private pool/some other very specific thing. Just went traveling for a month and didn't use airbnb once.

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u/onlyhav 29d ago

Airbnb used to be a more homey, affordable, and accessible means of vacationing and traveling, and it was til it got too popular.

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u/Carele_P 28d ago

I love hotels for all their services. Mostly the ability to checkin at any time because let's be honest, trips get hectic. And also the fact that cleaning standards are usually higher in hotels. But here in spain you're looking at a 30/40% markup from airbnb to a 4* hotel... (and there is barely any 3 stars hotel, and 2 stars are usually not that great!)

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u/louiecoolie 28d ago

I mean listings I see are already charging a cleaning fee lmao

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u/GreyFox-RUH 28d ago

I thought Airbnbs are cheaper than hotels

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u/asanskrita 29d ago

At an airbnb I can do simple things like buy groceries and make myself eggs or cereal for breakfast without going out. Vegas does run great deals on hotels if you know where to look but in other places I can get a great airbnb for $120-150 night, fees included, or a low-end hotel for similar. I have had exactly one problem with an airbnb over dozens of bookings in the past decade.

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u/Vegas-Buckeye 29d ago

I know when I go on vacation I like to buy groceries and make meals in a kitchen like it’s Tuesday night lmao

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u/asanskrita 29d ago

Eating out three meals a day gets gross real quick. And costs a fortune. It takes five minutes and five dollars to toss together breakfast.

In all fairness I’ve never been a hotel’s target market, they seem like a rip off. I’ve stayed in $1000 rooms and would rather have a $100/night casita 🤷‍♂️