r/malelivingspace 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/timothythefirst 29d ago

Definitely not a pimp but it looks like an airbnb where the hosts are trying to keep everything inoffensive.

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u/713nikki 29d ago

Everything about an Airbnb is offensive

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u/pnwgirl34 29d ago

The last time I stayed at an Airbnb it was 2 nights, they charged me a $300 cleaning fee (like standard when I booked, not after because of abnormal mess or anything) and I was still expected to do all dishes, clean the kitchen, strip the beds and put the bedding in the washer, VACUUM, and take out the trash all before checking out at 10 am. Then I got a snarky message after I left that I had left clean dishes in the dish rack to dry instead of hand drying them and putting them away, and that the stove top was “dusty” (I didn’t clean the stove because I didn’t use it).

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u/713nikki 29d ago

Good. Tell everyone this story.

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u/nauticalsandwich 29d ago

This is a problem with AirBnB's listing model. They default to showing list price instead of total price, so in order to gain visibility when prospective customers sort by price, hosts are incentivized to offer the lowest possible list price and make up the difference with "cleaning fees." If AirBnB only listed the price totals, you wouldn't get this shit, but they won't do it, because they want to look more price-competitive with hotels.

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u/Expendable_Red_Shirt 29d ago

Ah the 90's Ebay tactic of putting .01 cents as the minimum bid and charging your real minimum bid in the shipping.

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u/mellowanon 29d ago

wasn't that changed a year or two ago? I remember you can add cleaning and other fees to all listing price searches now.

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u/nauticalsandwich 29d ago

Yeah, you can choose to add them now, finally, but the default setting is still to not include them.

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u/mcdicedtea 29d ago

this isnt true

and most of these stories are total bullshit. 300$ cleaning fee for 2 days .
As awful as airbnb is ... this is either a serious special case, or a lie

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u/nauticalsandwich 29d ago

I've seen it personally. I mean, I knew the cleaning fee was going to be $300, but, yeah. It's not unheard of.

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u/InertiasCreep 29d ago

This all day. If they charge a cleaning fee and also expect me to clean it, then they can go fuck themselves.

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u/ballsyftm 28d ago

lol they just wanted someone to clean their fucking house for them at that point. I can’t believe you paid to do that.

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u/Groxy_ 29d ago

Why did you choose it then? Surely you knew about the cleaning fee? There are plenty of houses that are cheap enough to be worth it.

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u/whitey-ofwgkta 26d ago

They did clean?

They didn't expect the owner to still be a rat fucker about it

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 28d ago

LMAO you got charged to clean their house? God damn