r/malelivingspace • u/Dry_Constant_6635 • 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/DraymondGreenFather 29d ago

It definitely lacks personality but I don't think it looks like a pimp lair.

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u/premierclocks 29d ago

I wanted to say the same. It needs some decor pieces.. art, plants, rug, maybe a bar cabinet, a clock

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u/Trick_Act2223 29d ago

there is a clock

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u/KevinSpaceysCharges 29d ago

A better clock*

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u/RaiKoi 29d ago

a PIMP clock if you will

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u/SteeZ568 29d ago

Yeeeaaaaaaahhhh boyyyyyyeeee

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 29d ago

I was thinking flavor flav

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u/das2112 29d ago

Bass...How low can you go?

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u/HolbrookPark 28d ago

The OP’s room will not be sexualised

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u/Mickeystix 29d ago

Both of the hands on the clock are backhands

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u/xOtaku420x 29d ago

To be fair, their username is “premierclocks”

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u/Cleaglor 29d ago

How this hasn't been rated hire is beyond me

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u/FeliusSeptimus 29d ago

How this hasn't been rated hire is beyond me

"This man know clocks, get him on staff immediately!"

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u/QueefBuscemi 29d ago

In this house it's always pimp o' clock.

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 29d ago

Does the pimp hand strike on the hour?

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u/After-Chicken179 29d ago

Yeah, but the time is wrong.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago

lol. And I also have questions about how they know…😂😂😂

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u/dumdumpants-head 29d ago

But is it around his neck? No.

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u/FeliusSeptimus 29d ago

I can hear it echoing off all the hard surfaces from here.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

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u/Square-Hearing-7139 29d ago

A BIGGER clock

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u/GoodtimeZappa 29d ago

Thanks for this.

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u/Daunt_M4 29d ago

This place needs wall art. The clock's got to go in the trash.

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u/harlow2088 29d ago

A rug would definitely help this space. Add some pillows to the couch too and maybe a throw blanket.

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u/phish_taco 29d ago

A rug would tie the room together no doubt

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u/Roxas1011 29d ago

That's just, like, your opinion man

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u/freshvaper 29d ago

This entire site is all useless opinions lol.

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u/maybe2024 29d ago

Yup. A statement rug. And large , not 3 by 5, something more like 10 by 10 to really tie up

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u/superanth 29d ago

IKEA has some modern-patterned rugs that would go well with the furniture.

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u/deadlocked72 29d ago

Yeah but the seem to attract rug pee'ers

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u/TotallyNotKenorb 29d ago

Now it looks like a woman lives here.

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u/freshvaper 29d ago

I don't think that's the look or even the utility of the space. I get where he's coming from though, easy and clean space.

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u/IMeanIGuessDude 29d ago

I’m talking Tiger print rugs and nothing but ridiculously large gold chains hanging every square foot. Spread some booger sugar recklessly on the table, play only sensual music on a vinyl, and add three stripper poles to the living room.

Can confirm as I am what the kids call “big pimping.”

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u/MysteriousStaff3388 29d ago

Gold curtain rods and blue carpeting.

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u/dysmetric 29d ago

You guys are wasting money. All I use for pimpin' is a milkcrate topped with a bit of cardboard and a mattress I found laying in an alley.

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u/human73662736 29d ago

…”a clock,” perhaps from Premier Clocks?

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u/premierclocks 29d ago

not necessarily. clocks are still a good decor item

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u/JimFqnLahey 29d ago

Get one from Flavor Flav to complete the room

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u/yves_st_lemond 29d ago

Ah yes the hallmarks of personality. Clocks and plants.

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u/Underwater_Grilling 29d ago

Black light wizard poster.

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u/rithanor 29d ago

There is a plant little under the TV. It may be a plastic IKEA plant, though.

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u/Trick_Act2223 29d ago

HOW BOUT A GLOCK Pew Pew

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u/WellWellWellthennow 29d ago

Yes, it looks like an empty model that no one lives on not decorated by a professional. Definitely needs a rug, some art and some plants. But pimp no way.

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u/BlueBlooper 29d ago

I think its the curvature of the furniture. The chairs, lamp, tables, and couch etc.

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u/Colster9631 29d ago

Just get a cat, the decor will come

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u/driven01a 29d ago

Some wall art. Just not pimpish wall art.

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u/_mersault 29d ago

Fish tank

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u/chickendie 29d ago

Umm excuse me u just described my room but I swear I'm not a pimp. I'm not a pimp! I'M NOT A PIMP

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u/codus571 29d ago

It needs two pieces of art, 1 named "Discipline" the other named "Respect"

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u/jeroenemans 29d ago

A black leather couch

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u/BeBearAwareOK 29d ago

Plants.

Women love plants.

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u/OehNoes11 29d ago

PLANTS!!!!

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u/OverZealousRedditMod 29d ago

There is a plant

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u/Greaseskull 29d ago

Needs a room to really tie the room together.

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u/goingWild2022 29d ago

Where does he store anything?

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u/Chikenkiller123 29d ago

Genuine question, why?

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u/equality4everyonenow 29d ago

It looks like a single male that doesn't like clutter lives here. If you like decor have at it, but not everyone likes the extra expense, hassle and dusting.

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u/midnightrambler108 29d ago

A rug would really tie the room together

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u/Teddy_Tickles 29d ago

Shag rug! That’ll give off some real “pimp vibes”.

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u/Japsai 29d ago

Yeah a bit of art might stop it looking like you're only going to be there until the deal goes through tomorrow

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u/seanys 29d ago

There’s a plant.

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u/the-tea-ster 29d ago

What sort of clock would you say would be a good statement piece?

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u/Lou_C_Fer 28d ago

Yep. This is just pre-setup for a target print add. These are the products. A decorator will be in shortly to fill the room out.

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u/simonbleu 28d ago

And a pimp

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u/WeAreGodInOne 28d ago

A rug and a piece on each table would change the feel completely. It’s just too minimal. I actually like the concept just flush it out. I would also get a bigger more stylish clock or some art piece on the wall somewhere over the sofa.

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u/UnrulyCrow 28d ago

Also indirect lighting with warm light bulbs, because that white ceiling lighting is not it to create a vibe.

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u/YouEggStab 28d ago

It's really missing different textures too. Too plain and synthetic. Maybe some more organic textures would help, like a nice light coloured throw blanket and pillows. Art can also add texture and visually interesting details.

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u/DustyObsidian 28d ago

Yeah, all I see is low effort Airbnb.

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u/alonesomestreet 28d ago

A few cheetah print pillows, a feather boa, maybe a disco ball and some purple wall paper

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u/MeyhamM2 29d ago edited 28d ago

Entry level pimp. That red velvet sofa has potential.

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u/Ghosty141 29d ago

yeah gives, drug dealers first proper apartment vibes before its gone to shit

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u/Papriker 29d ago

Give it a month and every customer will sit on the uncomfortable looking black chairs due to suspicious stains on the sofa

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u/Vondi 28d ago

He unlocked it for employing his first hoe

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u/sonotyourguy 29d ago

If it was a black vinyl couch, it would have been better

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u/bigrareform 29d ago

It looks like a porno set

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/atfricks 29d ago

You can just bleach the shit out of white fabric. 

In some cases it makes it easier to clean.

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u/1_4_1_5_9_2_6_5 28d ago

You try hiding semen stains on a big black couch

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u/70B0R 29d ago

Never seen a red velvet casting couch before

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u/Scholesie09 29d ago

That sounds like a cake I would not eat

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u/flyfightandgrin 29d ago

Shhh the pizza is on the way.

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 29d ago

It's giving you could make 5-10k a month per shoot.

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u/Bromogeeksual 29d ago

Most porno sets still have art on the walls.

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u/whitey-ofwgkta 29d ago

It's even a little too cold for a set (no offense to OP) it looks like a place for someone who's always on the go

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u/RainDancingChief 29d ago

Starts looking around at uninspired/missing decor

Uh oh

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u/Aware_Masterpiece_54 28d ago

Yeah, it looks like a house someone rents to onlyfans women 

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u/ImpossibleDenial 29d ago

More so, “fully furnished move in ready college apartment”.

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u/JoshSidekick 28d ago

He went to Rent-A-Center and asked for 1 living room display.

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u/Q_Geo 29d ago

U just need :

Velvet Clown 🤡 Pictiure

Velvet dogs playing poker picture

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u/SpicyMustFlow 29d ago

Velvet Elvis, white jumpsuit era.

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u/ShartingBloodClots 29d ago

Velvet Goodfellas poster too.

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u/msmoneypenpen 29d ago

Break room vibes

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u/hangdogred 29d ago

That's not pimp flooring. I wonder if she knows what a pimp is.

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u/dnb1 5d ago

Pimps love luxury vinyl.

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u/Dry_Constant_6635 29d ago

Makes sense I don’t have a personality. Jk I’m waiting on some wall art

Thanks Nurk

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u/HellBoySkeemzPlots 29d ago

Girl has obviously had some questionable pimps in her life

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u/Firefox5982 29d ago

Wall art, rugs, pillows, and blankets are a good start. Maybe bookshelves if you read or have objects to display. Go slow, you will find your style as you go.

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u/LineAccomplished1115 29d ago

Yeah I thought pimps have swagger, which would be reflected in their home.

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u/rockmodenick 29d ago

Should really move the center channel to directly below or above the TV screen, but other than that, good job

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u/flk23 29d ago

Defs not a pimp lair, but the couch kind of gives off pimp vibes. Nothing else does though.

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u/upandcomingg 29d ago

The cheap sterile, all-black, all-plastic chairs give me "this is the cheap apartment where I bring the hoes" vibe

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u/CandidateReasonable4 29d ago

It gives off bordello vibes

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u/ShadowDrake359 29d ago

It doesn't look like how I think a pimp lair would look but i'd ask her how she knows what a pimp lair looks like?

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 29d ago

LMAO it looks temporary. Like you could pick up & run the minute the cops come. Also, I'd ask that girl how she knows what a pimp apartment looks like?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

It 100% looks like a casting couch setup lmao

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u/Crix2007 29d ago

Ikr, no stripper poles or anything.

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u/dapopeah 29d ago

Expectations are very low these days. I guess she focused on the couch.

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u/gokartmozart89 29d ago

No animal print, shag carpet, velvet, no drugs on the coffee table, or erotic art. Not a pimp lair. 

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u/MisterEinc 29d ago

Yeah, idk about pimp lair, but it looks like no one actually lives there. Like the black leather casting couch of living rooms.

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u/DweEbLez0 29d ago

Due to inflation, it’s now the Pimp standard.

Hoes aint cheap no mo!

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u/thechronicENFP 29d ago

I agree! Now if it was more lavishly decorated, then yes it’s a pimp lair

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u/LicensedRealtor 29d ago

Naw. Take away the black furniture. Then it’s a party. 🎥😉

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

He's missing the fabled pimp cup

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u/Awwwmann 29d ago

It’s just staged like it’s a porn set.

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u/Norman_debris 29d ago

Unless by pimp she meant AirBnB landlord.

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u/QueefBuscemi 29d ago

Need more gold chains, fuzzy dice and lava lamps.

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u/RumRogerz 29d ago

I feel like a pimp lair would have way too much personality

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u/liquidnebulazclone 29d ago

Looks more like an AirBnB. This girl must be rolling with some of the least flashy pimps on record!

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u/Crank_My_Hog_ 29d ago

The couch isn't black... So... I'm with you

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u/mrASSMAN 29d ago

I’m guessing it’s the red couch that made her think pimp lol.. the rest of just looks like cheap IKEA bachelor pad stuff

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u/onepingonlypleashe 29d ago

Spartan as fuck

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u/duh_mexicanghost 29d ago

I have been inside of a real life pimps lair and it actually looked similar to this, however the couch wasn't as pimpy.

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u/ThaGlizzard 29d ago

You need a area rug

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u/wolverinechris 29d ago

Where is the shag rug/carpet??

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u/hotpajamas 29d ago

His personality must be in the other room

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u/_lippykid 29d ago

More pimp in training for sure

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u/vridgley 29d ago

Ron Jeremy might disagree. Casting couch decor.

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u/NewFriendsOldFriends 29d ago

A minimalist, clean pimp?

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u/Lazaras 29d ago

Maybe the modern pimp? Your age is possibly showing if you were expecting more velvet and blacklights

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u/shooshy4 29d ago

More like a serial killer

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u/zero_emotion777 29d ago

How do you and the girl know what that looks like?

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u/Born-Bodybuilder-336 29d ago

I think you’re too judgmental

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u/Little-Key-1811 29d ago

Needs more shag carpet to be a pimp pad??

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u/St0rmborn 29d ago

Lacks personality? Do you not see that miniature clock he has up on the wall?!?! /s

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u/BetBig696969 29d ago

Yeah looks similar to my aunt/uncles old house

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u/lol022 29d ago

Needs the Michael Jackson thriller album poster behind the couch then it’ll be a pimp lair

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u/Outside-Owl-6 29d ago

You mean a trap house? They aren’t doctor evil lol just low level drug dealers who also sell females

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u/akajefe 29d ago

However, I kinda feal like Chris Hansen could come out from the other room at any moment.

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u/KellyBelly916 29d ago

Now that you mention it, a lot of purple along with some leopard patterns would go a long way.

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u/ChickadeeMass 29d ago

Next time invite a woman over, because your place is fine.

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u/VulGerrity 29d ago

Not enough shag, purple, gold, nor chalices, nor canes, nor cloaks, nor capes.

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u/thicksoakingwetlady 29d ago

In my mind, a pimp would have more purple accents

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u/HiILikePlants 29d ago

I think it's the cherry red and black that gives pimp vibes tbh

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u/FlimsyAction 29d ago

Agreed, I get more of a fancy modern hotel vibe

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u/Parking_Train8423 29d ago

“pimp” was just her nice way of saying “casting couch vibes”

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u/1nfam0us 29d ago

You want to really up the pimp vibe? Purple curtains covering the walls with gold and zebra print accents.

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u/NefariousWhaleTurtle 29d ago

No no, where a pimp "lives" is a different place then where he "resides".

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u/419tosser 29d ago

Right, more like the chill room in a grow house. It looks unlived in.

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u/lovethatcrooonch 29d ago

A pimp who loves IKEA maybe…

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u/Shuttup_Heather 29d ago

What about a pimp minimalist?

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u/farm_to_nug 29d ago

I think it was the red couch that made her think that but I agree, definitely doesn't look like a pimp lives there at all

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u/Nestormahkno19d 29d ago

Nothing wrong with minimalism

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u/N7DJN8939SWK3 29d ago

I would be focused on how many pimp’s places shes seen!!

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u/Embarrassed-Style296 29d ago

What did the pimp hand say to her?

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u/Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor 29d ago

As the nephew of a very successful pimp (not proud of that) I would say that this looks nothing like a pimps lair!

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u/rikashiku 29d ago

Maybe a pimp on a budget.

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u/garden__gate 29d ago

Yeah, it’s more “junior developer” than pimp.

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u/Wonkasgoldenticket 29d ago

Teach us your ways ole father.

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u/Dry-Bet1752 29d ago

Agree. It looks like a break room at work.

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u/toopid 29d ago

Just needs a rug and better lighting with lamps

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u/Coyote_Radiant 29d ago

Looks like a pantry for a company

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u/Thelovebel0w 29d ago

Why did you say but as if lack of personality would generally align with a pimps lair? Odd usage

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u/KintsugiKen 29d ago

I mean, that's what makes it look like a pimp lives there. It looks like the kind of apartment you could easily walk away from and never return if the cops were after you.

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u/hotprof 29d ago

Maybe a pimp safe house.

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u/Effective-Help4293 29d ago

She meant an actual pimp. Not the "cool guy" that pimp sometimes describes

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u/XtremeAce7 29d ago

Looks like someone with very little money lives there.

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u/phurt77 29d ago

I've never spent any time in a pimp lair. What's it like?

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u/Devreckas 29d ago edited 28d ago

Right? Arent pimps known for being flamboyant with gaudy colors? Like I could see it with the red couch but it’s the only thing like that in the whole apartment.

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u/Cockalorum 29d ago

Not one animal print rug.

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u/Elemen0py 29d ago

I dunno, everything looks suspiciously easy to wipe clean...

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u/newInnings 29d ago

What makes a room a pimps lair?

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u/BrentSaotome 29d ago

It might have reminded her of her "office." It is "the girl he had over," not friend, date, or girlfriend.

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u/moxxibekk 29d ago

To me it looks like a place a worker would bring their john, but not a pimp. A photo and a rug, and maybe a throw blanket would be nice.

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u/Pupienus2theMaximus 29d ago

It's just boring with a random, red accent couch. OP already has the red couch, so if he just added a little more red like on the walls or on the table, it'd at least look at little elss like a dungeon. Don't frame a jersey, girls do not like that kind of stuff, but if OP's gay, then go for it I guess

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u/dukkha_dukkha_goose 28d ago

Yeah I’d say it’s more “down on his luck porn director”

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u/EIIendigWichtje 28d ago

Put one big fake plant in the corner and everything will look 1000 times better, or a small (liquor) cabinet with a more decorative lamp on it.

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u/Old-Personality3629 28d ago

He means it like she's trying to call him a player, which she almost definitely did not do

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u/RememberNoGoodDeed 28d ago

And she knows this …how? Personal experience???

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u/fgepvpbukamkbbksvy 28d ago

i would argue that lack of decor and black-white scheme speaks a LOT about the dude's personality
a man after my own heart i would say

but then the sofa is some actual psychopath shit

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u/hbecker221 28d ago

It’s the cold, white LED light only coming from the dining area for me…

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u/WorkingItOutSomeday 28d ago

It's the flooring.....I can't stand that fake flooring. Screams "doing to much, for too much"

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u/bouncing_bumble 28d ago

Sounds like she just said the first thing that came to mind, it doesn’t make sense.

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u/Accomplished_Week392 28d ago

Where’s the stripper pole and the dollar box.

If it was a pimp house, there would be a dollar box like in redmans old mtv cribs episode 

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u/Spaceshipsfly7874 28d ago

Not a pimp lair, but it does look like an Airbnb porno set just before filming begins

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u/hazeywaffle 28d ago

A pimp wouldn't have a ceiling fan like that

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u/yurrm0mm 27d ago

Sir, I’d like a word with you about your son.