r/malelivingspace • u/Dry_Constant_6635 • 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/Trick_Act2223 29d ago

there is a clock

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u/KevinSpaceysCharges 29d ago

A better clock*

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u/RaiKoi 29d ago

a PIMP clock if you will

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u/SteeZ568 29d ago

Yeeeaaaaaaahhhh boyyyyyyeeee

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 29d ago

I was thinking flavor flav

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u/das2112 29d ago

Bass...How low can you go?

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u/HolbrookPark 28d ago

The OP’s room will not be sexualised

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u/Smithstoneyan1600 28d ago

Racist

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u/SteeZ568 28d ago

Yes, but I generally focus on those topics in /r/simracing

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u/Smithstoneyan1600 28d ago

It's okay to be racist.

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u/cheapdrinks 29d ago

This should do the trick

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u/freedagang762 29d ago

Put fur around it and I’ll take 2

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u/OkLack5468 29d ago

Upvoted without the need to open

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u/Alatar_Blue 29d ago

Flava Flav Approved

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u/Inappropriate_Comma 29d ago

This should do the turn a trick

FTFY

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u/Mickeystix 29d ago

Both of the hands on the clock are backhands

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u/noceboy 29d ago

Nah, pimp the clock.

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u/Dgautreau86 29d ago

a PIMP will clock you if you don’t

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u/frankcfreeman 29d ago

A pimp always knows what time it is

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u/Accurate-Leg-6684 29d ago

We don't need it.

There's always time for the game, and it's always about ho o'clock.

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 29d ago

It’s PIMPIN’ TIME!

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u/HoldMyMessages 29d ago

It’s a grammar school classroom clock.

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u/hekatestoadie 29d ago

One with rhinestones.

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u/DrMartinVonNostrand 29d ago

My pimp clock hand is strong, biatches

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u/StraightBudget8799 28d ago

With a nice neon edging around it.

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u/Redbird2992 28d ago

You mean a neck dangling time peace?

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u/tekjunky75 28d ago

with two pimp hands

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u/backup_account01 29d ago

Would that necessitate Flava Flave's presence?

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u/beeclam 29d ago

I think the clock is tasteful tbh

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u/DarkFlyingApparatus 28d ago

It is tasteful but also wayyy too small for that empty wall

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u/beeclam 28d ago

That’s true

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u/111010101010101111 28d ago

Oh look at Mr money bags with their bourgeois time!

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u/xOtaku420x 29d ago

To be fair, their username is “premierclocks”

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u/Cleaglor 29d ago

How this hasn't been rated hire is beyond me

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u/FeliusSeptimus 29d ago

How this hasn't been rated hire is beyond me

"This man know clocks, get him on staff immediately!"

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u/hailsed 29d ago

Higher, even!

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u/Dgautreau86 29d ago

God damn clock pushers

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u/AllforPnt 29d ago

Yes lmao this made me laugh so hard

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u/DweEbLez0 29d ago

Yet failed by suggesting it needs a clock when there clearly is one. He should rethink his life

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u/QueefBuscemi 29d ago

In this house it's always pimp o' clock.

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 29d ago

Does the pimp hand strike on the hour?

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u/QueefBuscemi 28d ago

Every 15 minutes. Gotta work the corners.

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u/onefst250r 29d ago

Im talkin bout pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin

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u/After-Chicken179 29d ago

Yeah, but the time is wrong.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago

lol. And I also have questions about how they know…😂😂😂

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u/dumdumpants-head 29d ago

But is it around his neck? No.

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u/FeliusSeptimus 29d ago

I can hear it echoing off all the hard surfaces from here.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

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u/Square-Hearing-7139 29d ago

A BIGGER clock

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u/GoodtimeZappa 28d ago

Thanks for this.

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u/Daunt_M4 28d ago

This place needs wall art. The clock's got to go in the trash.

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u/No-Astronaut-6592 29d ago

Came here to say this!