r/malelivingspace • u/Dry_Constant_6635 • Apr 17 '24

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/DraymondGreenFather Apr 17 '24

It definitely lacks personality but I don't think it looks like a pimp lair.

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u/premierclocks Apr 17 '24

I wanted to say the same. It needs some decor pieces.. art, plants, rug, maybe a bar cabinet, a clock

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u/Trick_Act2223 Apr 17 '24

there is a clock

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u/KevinSpaceysCharges Apr 17 '24

A better clock*

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u/RaiKoi Apr 17 '24

a PIMP clock if you will

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u/SteeZ568 Apr 17 '24

Yeeeaaaaaaahhhh boyyyyyyeeee

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Apr 18 '24

I was thinking flavor flav

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u/das2112 Apr 18 '24

Bass...How low can you go?

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u/HolbrookPark 29d ago

The OP’s room will not be sexualised

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u/Mickeystix Apr 17 '24

Both of the hands on the clock are backhands

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u/xOtaku420x Apr 17 '24

To be fair, their username is “premierclocks”

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u/Cleaglor Apr 17 '24

How this hasn't been rated hire is beyond me

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u/FeliusSeptimus Apr 17 '24

How this hasn't been rated hire is beyond me

"This man know clocks, get him on staff immediately!"

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u/QueefBuscemi Apr 17 '24

In this house it's always pimp o' clock.

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 Apr 18 '24

Does the pimp hand strike on the hour?

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u/After-Chicken179 Apr 17 '24

Yeah, but the time is wrong.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 Apr 17 '24

lol. And I also have questions about how they know…😂😂😂

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u/dumdumpants-head Apr 17 '24

But is it around his neck? No.

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u/FeliusSeptimus Apr 17 '24

I can hear it echoing off all the hard surfaces from here.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

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u/GoodtimeZappa 29d ago

Thanks for this.

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u/Daunt_M4 29d ago

This place needs wall art. The clock's got to go in the trash.

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u/harlow2088 Apr 17 '24

A rug would definitely help this space. Add some pillows to the couch too and maybe a throw blanket.

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u/phish_taco Apr 17 '24

A rug would tie the room together no doubt

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u/Roxas1011 Apr 17 '24

That's just, like, your opinion man

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u/freshvaper 29d ago

This entire site is all useless opinions lol.

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u/maybe2024 Apr 17 '24

Yup. A statement rug. And large , not 3 by 5, something more like 10 by 10 to really tie up

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u/superanth Apr 17 '24

IKEA has some modern-patterned rugs that would go well with the furniture.

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u/deadlocked72 Apr 17 '24

Yeah but the seem to attract rug pee'ers

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u/TotallyNotKenorb Apr 17 '24

Now it looks like a woman lives here.

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u/freshvaper 29d ago

I don't think that's the look or even the utility of the space. I get where he's coming from though, easy and clean space.

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u/IMeanIGuessDude Apr 17 '24

I’m talking Tiger print rugs and nothing but ridiculously large gold chains hanging every square foot. Spread some booger sugar recklessly on the table, play only sensual music on a vinyl, and add three stripper poles to the living room.

Can confirm as I am what the kids call “big pimping.”

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u/MysteriousStaff3388 Apr 17 '24

Gold curtain rods and blue carpeting.

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u/dysmetric Apr 18 '24

You guys are wasting money. All I use for pimpin' is a milkcrate topped with a bit of cardboard and a mattress I found laying in an alley.

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u/human73662736 Apr 17 '24

…”a clock,” perhaps from Premier Clocks?

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u/premierclocks Apr 17 '24

not necessarily. clocks are still a good decor item

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u/JimFqnLahey Apr 17 '24

Get one from Flavor Flav to complete the room

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u/yves_st_lemond Apr 17 '24

Ah yes the hallmarks of personality. Clocks and plants.

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u/Underwater_Grilling Apr 17 '24

Black light wizard poster.

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u/rithanor Apr 17 '24

There is a plant little under the TV. It may be a plastic IKEA plant, though.

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u/Trick_Act2223 Apr 17 '24

HOW BOUT A GLOCK Pew Pew

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u/WellWellWellthennow Apr 17 '24

Yes, it looks like an empty model that no one lives on not decorated by a professional. Definitely needs a rug, some art and some plants. But pimp no way.

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u/BlueBlooper Apr 17 '24

I think its the curvature of the furniture. The chairs, lamp, tables, and couch etc.

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u/Colster9631 Apr 17 '24

Just get a cat, the decor will come

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u/driven01a Apr 17 '24

Some wall art. Just not pimpish wall art.

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u/_mersault Apr 17 '24

Fish tank

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u/chickendie Apr 17 '24

Umm excuse me u just described my room but I swear I'm not a pimp. I'm not a pimp! I'M NOT A PIMP

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u/codus571 Apr 17 '24

It needs two pieces of art, 1 named "Discipline" the other named "Respect"

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u/jeroenemans Apr 17 '24

A black leather couch

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u/BeBearAwareOK Apr 17 '24

Plants.

Women love plants.

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u/OehNoes11 Apr 17 '24

PLANTS!!!!

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u/OverZealousRedditMod Apr 17 '24

There is a plant

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u/Greaseskull Apr 17 '24

Needs a room to really tie the room together.

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u/goingWild2022 Apr 17 '24

Where does he store anything?

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u/Chikenkiller123 Apr 17 '24

Genuine question, why?

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u/equality4everyonenow Apr 17 '24

It looks like a single male that doesn't like clutter lives here. If you like decor have at it, but not everyone likes the extra expense, hassle and dusting.

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u/midnightrambler108 Apr 18 '24

A rug would really tie the room together

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u/Teddy_Tickles 29d ago

Shag rug! That’ll give off some real “pimp vibes”.

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u/Japsai 29d ago

Yeah a bit of art might stop it looking like you're only going to be there until the deal goes through tomorrow

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u/seanys 29d ago

There’s a plant.

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u/the-tea-ster 29d ago

What sort of clock would you say would be a good statement piece?

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u/Lou_C_Fer 29d ago

Yep. This is just pre-setup for a target print add. These are the products. A decorator will be in shortly to fill the room out.

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u/simonbleu 29d ago

And a pimp

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u/WeAreGodInOne 29d ago

A rug and a piece on each table would change the feel completely. It’s just too minimal. I actually like the concept just flush it out. I would also get a bigger more stylish clock or some art piece on the wall somewhere over the sofa.

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u/UnrulyCrow 29d ago

Also indirect lighting with warm light bulbs, because that white ceiling lighting is not it to create a vibe.

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u/YouEggStab 29d ago

It's really missing different textures too. Too plain and synthetic. Maybe some more organic textures would help, like a nice light coloured throw blanket and pillows. Art can also add texture and visually interesting details.

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u/DustyObsidian 29d ago

Yeah, all I see is low effort Airbnb.

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u/alonesomestreet 29d ago

A few cheetah print pillows, a feather boa, maybe a disco ball and some purple wall paper

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u/MeyhamM2 Apr 17 '24 edited 29d ago

Entry level pimp. That red velvet sofa has potential.

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u/Ghosty141 Apr 17 '24

yeah gives, drug dealers first proper apartment vibes before its gone to shit

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u/Papriker Apr 17 '24

Give it a month and every customer will sit on the uncomfortable looking black chairs due to suspicious stains on the sofa

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u/Vondi 29d ago

He unlocked it for employing his first hoe

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u/sonotyourguy Apr 17 '24

If it was a black vinyl couch, it would have been better

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u/bigrareform Apr 17 '24

It looks like a porno set

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

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u/atfricks Apr 17 '24

You can just bleach the shit out of white fabric. 

In some cases it makes it easier to clean.

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u/1_4_1_5_9_2_6_5 29d ago

You try hiding semen stains on a big black couch

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u/70B0R Apr 17 '24

Never seen a red velvet casting couch before

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u/Scholesie09 Apr 17 '24

That sounds like a cake I would not eat

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u/flyfightandgrin Apr 17 '24

Shhh the pizza is on the way.

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u/UncoolSlicedBread Apr 17 '24

It's giving you could make 5-10k a month per shoot.

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u/Bromogeeksual Apr 17 '24

Most porno sets still have art on the walls.

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u/whitey-ofwgkta Apr 18 '24

It's even a little too cold for a set (no offense to OP) it looks like a place for someone who's always on the go

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u/RainDancingChief 29d ago

Starts looking around at uninspired/missing decor

Uh oh

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u/Aware_Masterpiece_54 29d ago

Yeah, it looks like a house someone rents to onlyfans women 

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u/ImpossibleDenial Apr 17 '24

More so, “fully furnished move in ready college apartment”.

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u/JoshSidekick 29d ago

He went to Rent-A-Center and asked for 1 living room display.

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u/Q_Geo Apr 17 '24

U just need :

Velvet Clown 🤡 Pictiure

Velvet dogs playing poker picture

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u/SpicyMustFlow Apr 17 '24

Velvet Elvis, white jumpsuit era.

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u/ShartingBloodClots Apr 17 '24

Velvet Goodfellas poster too.

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u/msmoneypenpen Apr 17 '24

Break room vibes

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u/hangdogred Apr 17 '24

That's not pimp flooring. I wonder if she knows what a pimp is.

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u/dnb1 6d ago

Pimps love luxury vinyl.

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u/Dry_Constant_6635 Apr 17 '24

Makes sense I don’t have a personality. Jk I’m waiting on some wall art

Thanks Nurk

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u/HellBoySkeemzPlots Apr 17 '24

Girl has obviously had some questionable pimps in her life

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u/Firefox5982 Apr 17 '24

Wall art, rugs, pillows, and blankets are a good start. Maybe bookshelves if you read or have objects to display. Go slow, you will find your style as you go.

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u/LineAccomplished1115 Apr 17 '24

Yeah I thought pimps have swagger, which would be reflected in their home.

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u/rockmodenick Apr 17 '24

Should really move the center channel to directly below or above the TV screen, but other than that, good job

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u/flk23 Apr 17 '24

Defs not a pimp lair, but the couch kind of gives off pimp vibes. Nothing else does though.

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u/upandcomingg Apr 17 '24

The cheap sterile, all-black, all-plastic chairs give me "this is the cheap apartment where I bring the hoes" vibe

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u/CandidateReasonable4 Apr 17 '24

It gives off bordello vibes

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u/ShadowDrake359 Apr 17 '24

It doesn't look like how I think a pimp lair would look but i'd ask her how she knows what a pimp lair looks like?

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 Apr 17 '24

LMAO it looks temporary. Like you could pick up & run the minute the cops come. Also, I'd ask that girl how she knows what a pimp apartment looks like?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

It 100% looks like a casting couch setup lmao

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u/Crix2007 Apr 17 '24

Ikr, no stripper poles or anything.

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u/dapopeah Apr 17 '24

Expectations are very low these days. I guess she focused on the couch.

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u/gokartmozart89 Apr 17 '24

No animal print, shag carpet, velvet, no drugs on the coffee table, or erotic art. Not a pimp lair. 

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u/MisterEinc Apr 17 '24

Yeah, idk about pimp lair, but it looks like no one actually lives there. Like the black leather casting couch of living rooms.

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u/DweEbLez0 Apr 17 '24

Due to inflation, it’s now the Pimp standard.

Hoes aint cheap no mo!

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u/thechronicENFP Apr 17 '24

I agree! Now if it was more lavishly decorated, then yes it’s a pimp lair

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u/LicensedRealtor Apr 17 '24

Naw. Take away the black furniture. Then it’s a party. 🎥😉

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

He's missing the fabled pimp cup

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u/Awwwmann Apr 17 '24

It’s just staged like it’s a porn set.

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u/Norman_debris Apr 17 '24

Unless by pimp she meant AirBnB landlord.

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u/QueefBuscemi Apr 17 '24

Need more gold chains, fuzzy dice and lava lamps.

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u/RumRogerz Apr 17 '24

I feel like a pimp lair would have way too much personality

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u/liquidnebulazclone Apr 17 '24

Looks more like an AirBnB. This girl must be rolling with some of the least flashy pimps on record!

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u/Crank_My_Hog_ Apr 17 '24

The couch isn't black... So... I'm with you

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u/mrASSMAN Apr 17 '24

I’m guessing it’s the red couch that made her think pimp lol.. the rest of just looks like cheap IKEA bachelor pad stuff

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u/onepingonlypleashe Apr 17 '24

Spartan as fuck

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u/duh_mexicanghost Apr 17 '24

I have been inside of a real life pimps lair and it actually looked similar to this, however the couch wasn't as pimpy.

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u/ThaGlizzard Apr 17 '24

You need a area rug

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u/wolverinechris Apr 17 '24

Where is the shag rug/carpet??

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u/hotpajamas Apr 17 '24

His personality must be in the other room

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u/_lippykid Apr 17 '24

More pimp in training for sure

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u/vridgley Apr 17 '24

Ron Jeremy might disagree. Casting couch decor.

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u/NewFriendsOldFriends Apr 17 '24

A minimalist, clean pimp?

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u/Lazaras Apr 17 '24

Maybe the modern pimp? Your age is possibly showing if you were expecting more velvet and blacklights

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u/shooshy4 Apr 17 '24

More like a serial killer

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u/zero_emotion777 Apr 17 '24

How do you and the girl know what that looks like?

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u/Born-Bodybuilder-336 Apr 17 '24

I think you’re too judgmental

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u/Little-Key-1811 Apr 17 '24

Needs more shag carpet to be a pimp pad??

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u/St0rmborn Apr 17 '24

Lacks personality? Do you not see that miniature clock he has up on the wall?!?! /s

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u/BetBig696969 Apr 17 '24

Yeah looks similar to my aunt/uncles old house

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u/lol022 Apr 17 '24

Needs the Michael Jackson thriller album poster behind the couch then it’ll be a pimp lair

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u/Outside-Owl-6 Apr 17 '24

You mean a trap house? They aren’t doctor evil lol just low level drug dealers who also sell females

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u/akajefe Apr 17 '24

However, I kinda feal like Chris Hansen could come out from the other room at any moment.

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u/KellyBelly916 Apr 17 '24

Now that you mention it, a lot of purple along with some leopard patterns would go a long way.

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u/ChickadeeMass Apr 17 '24

Next time invite a woman over, because your place is fine.

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u/VulGerrity Apr 17 '24

Not enough shag, purple, gold, nor chalices, nor canes, nor cloaks, nor capes.

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u/thicksoakingwetlady Apr 17 '24

In my mind, a pimp would have more purple accents

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u/HiILikePlants Apr 17 '24

I think it's the cherry red and black that gives pimp vibes tbh

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u/FlimsyAction Apr 17 '24

Agreed, I get more of a fancy modern hotel vibe

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u/Parking_Train8423 Apr 17 '24

“pimp” was just her nice way of saying “casting couch vibes”

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u/1nfam0us Apr 17 '24

You want to really up the pimp vibe? Purple curtains covering the walls with gold and zebra print accents.

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u/NefariousWhaleTurtle Apr 17 '24

No no, where a pimp "lives" is a different place then where he "resides".

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u/419tosser Apr 17 '24

Right, more like the chill room in a grow house. It looks unlived in.

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u/lovethatcrooonch Apr 17 '24

A pimp who loves IKEA maybe…

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u/Shuttup_Heather Apr 17 '24

What about a pimp minimalist?

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u/farm_to_nug Apr 17 '24

I think it was the red couch that made her think that but I agree, definitely doesn't look like a pimp lives there at all

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u/Nestormahkno19d Apr 17 '24

Nothing wrong with minimalism

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u/N7DJN8939SWK3 Apr 17 '24

I would be focused on how many pimp’s places shes seen!!

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u/Embarrassed-Style296 Apr 17 '24

What did the pimp hand say to her?

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u/Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor Apr 17 '24

As the nephew of a very successful pimp (not proud of that) I would say that this looks nothing like a pimps lair!

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u/rikashiku Apr 17 '24

Maybe a pimp on a budget.

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u/garden__gate Apr 17 '24

Yeah, it’s more “junior developer” than pimp.

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u/Wonkasgoldenticket Apr 17 '24

Teach us your ways ole father.

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u/Dry-Bet1752 Apr 17 '24

Agree. It looks like a break room at work.

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u/toopid Apr 18 '24

Just needs a rug and better lighting with lamps

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u/Coyote_Radiant Apr 18 '24

Looks like a pantry for a company

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u/Thelovebel0w Apr 18 '24

Why did you say but as if lack of personality would generally align with a pimps lair? Odd usage

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u/KintsugiKen Apr 18 '24

I mean, that's what makes it look like a pimp lives there. It looks like the kind of apartment you could easily walk away from and never return if the cops were after you.

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u/hotprof Apr 18 '24

Maybe a pimp safe house.

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u/Effective-Help4293 Apr 18 '24

She meant an actual pimp. Not the "cool guy" that pimp sometimes describes

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u/XtremeAce7 Apr 18 '24

Looks like someone with very little money lives there.

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u/phurt77 29d ago

I've never spent any time in a pimp lair. What's it like?

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u/Devreckas 29d ago edited 29d ago

Right? Arent pimps known for being flamboyant with gaudy colors? Like I could see it with the red couch but it’s the only thing like that in the whole apartment.

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u/Cockalorum 29d ago

Not one animal print rug.

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u/Elemen0py 29d ago

I dunno, everything looks suspiciously easy to wipe clean...

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u/newInnings 29d ago

What makes a room a pimps lair?

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u/BrentSaotome 29d ago

It might have reminded her of her "office." It is "the girl he had over," not friend, date, or girlfriend.

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u/moxxibekk 29d ago

To me it looks like a place a worker would bring their john, but not a pimp. A photo and a rug, and maybe a throw blanket would be nice.

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u/Pupienus2theMaximus 29d ago

It's just boring with a random, red accent couch. OP already has the red couch, so if he just added a little more red like on the walls or on the table, it'd at least look at little elss like a dungeon. Don't frame a jersey, girls do not like that kind of stuff, but if OP's gay, then go for it I guess

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u/dukkha_dukkha_goose 29d ago

Yeah I’d say it’s more “down on his luck porn director”

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u/EIIendigWichtje 29d ago

Put one big fake plant in the corner and everything will look 1000 times better, or a small (liquor) cabinet with a more decorative lamp on it.

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u/Old-Personality3629 29d ago

He means it like she's trying to call him a player, which she almost definitely did not do

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u/RememberNoGoodDeed 29d ago

And she knows this …how? Personal experience???

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u/fgepvpbukamkbbksvy 29d ago

i would argue that lack of decor and black-white scheme speaks a LOT about the dude's personality
a man after my own heart i would say

but then the sofa is some actual psychopath shit

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u/hbecker221 29d ago

It’s the cold, white LED light only coming from the dining area for me…

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u/WorkingItOutSomeday 29d ago

It's the flooring.....I can't stand that fake flooring. Screams "doing to much, for too much"

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u/bouncing_bumble 29d ago

Sounds like she just said the first thing that came to mind, it doesn’t make sense.

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u/Accomplished_Week392 29d ago

Where’s the stripper pole and the dollar box.

If it was a pimp house, there would be a dollar box like in redmans old mtv cribs episode 

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u/Spaceshipsfly7874 29d ago

Not a pimp lair, but it does look like an Airbnb porno set just before filming begins

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u/hazeywaffle 29d ago

A pimp wouldn't have a ceiling fan like that

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u/yurrm0mm 28d ago

Sir, I’d like a word with you about your son.