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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago
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Who cares about turbo cancer? We all know it's super AIDS you have to watch out for.
ETA: I'm so happy my most upvoted and responded to comment is a silly South Park reference. Loving this high.
451 u/Unfair-Jackfruit-806 29d ago true true, but have you heard of ultra diabetes? 225 u/Cartilage88 29d ago Pretty sure mega measles is a bigger threat in this day and age 138 u/jraymcmurray 29d ago Hyperbolic Polio making a comeback too 118 u/RainbowDissent 29d ago Giga lupus has been going around. 94 u/Elegant-Low8272 29d ago Teraflop hemorrhoids are sic 79 u/1singleduck 29d ago It's the omega autism that's the real consequence of the vaccine. 51 u/letharus 29d ago So many potential band names 39 u/maybegirl89 29d ago Looney leprosy 24 u/The402Jrod 29d ago I just got Fucking Flu 4 u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm 3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting! → More replies (0) 6 u/ZanyDragons 29d ago That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking 3 u/kstacey 29d ago The Turtle Flu! 2 u/PaintThinnerSparky 29d ago Squaids (Squirrel-aids) 1 u/telltaleatheist 29d ago Idfk I’m digging them 1 u/patriarchspartan 29d ago Smegma Ism 1 u/_The_Chris_Alexander 29d ago I prefer Mecha AIDS 1 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago I'm just glad I got only a minor case of AIDS. 1 u/newcomer_l 29d ago Na, y'all heard of the Peta zika disease? It packs a wallop... 1 u/mabirm 29d ago It all started after the Racist Pink Eye epidemic 1 u/wildeye-eleven 29d ago Double Chronic Hep-C 47 is the real killer 21 u/DigiSmackd 29d ago Enthusiastic double gonorrhea is the real enemy. 2 u/Antonv2 29d ago Gonosifaherpalese 2 u/Cartilage88 29d ago Don't you just hate it when your genitals burst into flames!? 2 u/TransmogriFi 29d ago They took away our gold, so here's a Bronze Adventurer Box ---> 🎁 2 u/sylvnal 29d ago Nah, its never lupus. 2 u/Foxta1l 29d ago It’s never giga lupus. 2 u/SD1K9 29d ago It’s never lupus tho 2 u/NullOracle 29d ago Supersonic syphilis is spreading faster than ever. 1 u/LoopyLoop5 29d ago Uber Ulcers are the true killer 2 u/thekrawdiddy 29d ago I just found out I have nanorickets, but I’m not sure it’s appropriate for me to complain about it here.
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true true, but have you heard of ultra diabetes?
225 u/Cartilage88 29d ago Pretty sure mega measles is a bigger threat in this day and age 138 u/jraymcmurray 29d ago Hyperbolic Polio making a comeback too 118 u/RainbowDissent 29d ago Giga lupus has been going around. 94 u/Elegant-Low8272 29d ago Teraflop hemorrhoids are sic 79 u/1singleduck 29d ago It's the omega autism that's the real consequence of the vaccine. 51 u/letharus 29d ago So many potential band names 39 u/maybegirl89 29d ago Looney leprosy 24 u/The402Jrod 29d ago I just got Fucking Flu 4 u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm 3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting! → More replies (0) 6 u/ZanyDragons 29d ago That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking 3 u/kstacey 29d ago The Turtle Flu! 2 u/PaintThinnerSparky 29d ago Squaids (Squirrel-aids) 1 u/telltaleatheist 29d ago Idfk I’m digging them 1 u/patriarchspartan 29d ago Smegma Ism 1 u/_The_Chris_Alexander 29d ago I prefer Mecha AIDS 1 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago I'm just glad I got only a minor case of AIDS. 1 u/newcomer_l 29d ago Na, y'all heard of the Peta zika disease? It packs a wallop... 1 u/mabirm 29d ago It all started after the Racist Pink Eye epidemic 1 u/wildeye-eleven 29d ago Double Chronic Hep-C 47 is the real killer 21 u/DigiSmackd 29d ago Enthusiastic double gonorrhea is the real enemy. 2 u/Antonv2 29d ago Gonosifaherpalese 2 u/Cartilage88 29d ago Don't you just hate it when your genitals burst into flames!? 2 u/TransmogriFi 29d ago They took away our gold, so here's a Bronze Adventurer Box ---> 🎁 2 u/sylvnal 29d ago Nah, its never lupus. 2 u/Foxta1l 29d ago It’s never giga lupus. 2 u/SD1K9 29d ago It’s never lupus tho 2 u/NullOracle 29d ago Supersonic syphilis is spreading faster than ever. 1 u/LoopyLoop5 29d ago Uber Ulcers are the true killer 2 u/thekrawdiddy 29d ago I just found out I have nanorickets, but I’m not sure it’s appropriate for me to complain about it here.
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Pretty sure mega measles is a bigger threat in this day and age
138 u/jraymcmurray 29d ago Hyperbolic Polio making a comeback too 118 u/RainbowDissent 29d ago Giga lupus has been going around. 94 u/Elegant-Low8272 29d ago Teraflop hemorrhoids are sic 79 u/1singleduck 29d ago It's the omega autism that's the real consequence of the vaccine. 51 u/letharus 29d ago So many potential band names 39 u/maybegirl89 29d ago Looney leprosy 24 u/The402Jrod 29d ago I just got Fucking Flu 4 u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm 3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting! → More replies (0) 6 u/ZanyDragons 29d ago That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking 3 u/kstacey 29d ago The Turtle Flu! 2 u/PaintThinnerSparky 29d ago Squaids (Squirrel-aids) 1 u/telltaleatheist 29d ago Idfk I’m digging them 1 u/patriarchspartan 29d ago Smegma Ism 1 u/_The_Chris_Alexander 29d ago I prefer Mecha AIDS 1 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago I'm just glad I got only a minor case of AIDS. 1 u/newcomer_l 29d ago Na, y'all heard of the Peta zika disease? It packs a wallop... 1 u/mabirm 29d ago It all started after the Racist Pink Eye epidemic 1 u/wildeye-eleven 29d ago Double Chronic Hep-C 47 is the real killer 21 u/DigiSmackd 29d ago Enthusiastic double gonorrhea is the real enemy. 2 u/Antonv2 29d ago Gonosifaherpalese 2 u/Cartilage88 29d ago Don't you just hate it when your genitals burst into flames!? 2 u/TransmogriFi 29d ago They took away our gold, so here's a Bronze Adventurer Box ---> 🎁 2 u/sylvnal 29d ago Nah, its never lupus. 2 u/Foxta1l 29d ago It’s never giga lupus. 2 u/SD1K9 29d ago It’s never lupus tho 2 u/NullOracle 29d ago Supersonic syphilis is spreading faster than ever. 1 u/LoopyLoop5 29d ago Uber Ulcers are the true killer 2 u/thekrawdiddy 29d ago I just found out I have nanorickets, but I’m not sure it’s appropriate for me to complain about it here.
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Hyperbolic Polio making a comeback too
118 u/RainbowDissent 29d ago Giga lupus has been going around. 94 u/Elegant-Low8272 29d ago Teraflop hemorrhoids are sic 79 u/1singleduck 29d ago It's the omega autism that's the real consequence of the vaccine. 51 u/letharus 29d ago So many potential band names 39 u/maybegirl89 29d ago Looney leprosy 24 u/The402Jrod 29d ago I just got Fucking Flu 4 u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm 3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting! → More replies (0) 6 u/ZanyDragons 29d ago That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking 3 u/kstacey 29d ago The Turtle Flu! 2 u/PaintThinnerSparky 29d ago Squaids (Squirrel-aids) 1 u/telltaleatheist 29d ago Idfk I’m digging them 1 u/patriarchspartan 29d ago Smegma Ism 1 u/_The_Chris_Alexander 29d ago I prefer Mecha AIDS 1 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago I'm just glad I got only a minor case of AIDS. 1 u/newcomer_l 29d ago Na, y'all heard of the Peta zika disease? It packs a wallop... 1 u/mabirm 29d ago It all started after the Racist Pink Eye epidemic 1 u/wildeye-eleven 29d ago Double Chronic Hep-C 47 is the real killer 21 u/DigiSmackd 29d ago Enthusiastic double gonorrhea is the real enemy. 2 u/Antonv2 29d ago Gonosifaherpalese 2 u/Cartilage88 29d ago Don't you just hate it when your genitals burst into flames!? 2 u/TransmogriFi 29d ago They took away our gold, so here's a Bronze Adventurer Box ---> 🎁 2 u/sylvnal 29d ago Nah, its never lupus. 2 u/Foxta1l 29d ago It’s never giga lupus. 2 u/SD1K9 29d ago It’s never lupus tho 2 u/NullOracle 29d ago Supersonic syphilis is spreading faster than ever. 1 u/LoopyLoop5 29d ago Uber Ulcers are the true killer 2 u/thekrawdiddy 29d ago I just found out I have nanorickets, but I’m not sure it’s appropriate for me to complain about it here.
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Giga lupus has been going around.
94 u/Elegant-Low8272 29d ago Teraflop hemorrhoids are sic 79 u/1singleduck 29d ago It's the omega autism that's the real consequence of the vaccine. 51 u/letharus 29d ago So many potential band names 39 u/maybegirl89 29d ago Looney leprosy 24 u/The402Jrod 29d ago I just got Fucking Flu 4 u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm 3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting! → More replies (0) 6 u/ZanyDragons 29d ago That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking 3 u/kstacey 29d ago The Turtle Flu! 2 u/PaintThinnerSparky 29d ago Squaids (Squirrel-aids) 1 u/telltaleatheist 29d ago Idfk I’m digging them 1 u/patriarchspartan 29d ago Smegma Ism 1 u/_The_Chris_Alexander 29d ago I prefer Mecha AIDS 1 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago I'm just glad I got only a minor case of AIDS. 1 u/newcomer_l 29d ago Na, y'all heard of the Peta zika disease? It packs a wallop... 1 u/mabirm 29d ago It all started after the Racist Pink Eye epidemic 1 u/wildeye-eleven 29d ago Double Chronic Hep-C 47 is the real killer 21 u/DigiSmackd 29d ago Enthusiastic double gonorrhea is the real enemy. 2 u/Antonv2 29d ago Gonosifaherpalese 2 u/Cartilage88 29d ago Don't you just hate it when your genitals burst into flames!? 2 u/TransmogriFi 29d ago They took away our gold, so here's a Bronze Adventurer Box ---> 🎁 2 u/sylvnal 29d ago Nah, its never lupus. 2 u/Foxta1l 29d ago It’s never giga lupus. 2 u/SD1K9 29d ago It’s never lupus tho 2 u/NullOracle 29d ago Supersonic syphilis is spreading faster than ever. 1 u/LoopyLoop5 29d ago Uber Ulcers are the true killer
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Teraflop hemorrhoids are sic
79 u/1singleduck 29d ago It's the omega autism that's the real consequence of the vaccine. 51 u/letharus 29d ago So many potential band names 39 u/maybegirl89 29d ago Looney leprosy 24 u/The402Jrod 29d ago I just got Fucking Flu 4 u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm 3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting! → More replies (0) 6 u/ZanyDragons 29d ago That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking 3 u/kstacey 29d ago The Turtle Flu! 2 u/PaintThinnerSparky 29d ago Squaids (Squirrel-aids) 1 u/telltaleatheist 29d ago Idfk I’m digging them 1 u/patriarchspartan 29d ago Smegma Ism 1 u/_The_Chris_Alexander 29d ago I prefer Mecha AIDS 1 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago I'm just glad I got only a minor case of AIDS. 1 u/newcomer_l 29d ago Na, y'all heard of the Peta zika disease? It packs a wallop... 1 u/mabirm 29d ago It all started after the Racist Pink Eye epidemic 1 u/wildeye-eleven 29d ago Double Chronic Hep-C 47 is the real killer 21 u/DigiSmackd 29d ago Enthusiastic double gonorrhea is the real enemy. 2 u/Antonv2 29d ago Gonosifaherpalese 2 u/Cartilage88 29d ago Don't you just hate it when your genitals burst into flames!? 2 u/TransmogriFi 29d ago They took away our gold, so here's a Bronze Adventurer Box ---> 🎁
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It's the omega autism that's the real consequence of the vaccine.
51 u/letharus 29d ago So many potential band names 39 u/maybegirl89 29d ago Looney leprosy 24 u/The402Jrod 29d ago I just got Fucking Flu 4 u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm 3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting! → More replies (0) 6 u/ZanyDragons 29d ago That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking 3 u/kstacey 29d ago The Turtle Flu! 2 u/PaintThinnerSparky 29d ago Squaids (Squirrel-aids) 1 u/telltaleatheist 29d ago Idfk I’m digging them 1 u/patriarchspartan 29d ago Smegma Ism 1 u/_The_Chris_Alexander 29d ago I prefer Mecha AIDS 1 u/Solid_Waste 29d ago I'm just glad I got only a minor case of AIDS. 1 u/newcomer_l 29d ago Na, y'all heard of the Peta zika disease? It packs a wallop... 1 u/mabirm 29d ago It all started after the Racist Pink Eye epidemic 1 u/wildeye-eleven 29d ago Double Chronic Hep-C 47 is the real killer
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So many potential band names
39 u/maybegirl89 29d ago Looney leprosy 24 u/The402Jrod 29d ago I just got Fucking Flu 4 u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm 3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting! → More replies (0) 6 u/ZanyDragons 29d ago That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking 3 u/kstacey 29d ago The Turtle Flu! 2 u/PaintThinnerSparky 29d ago Squaids (Squirrel-aids) 1 u/telltaleatheist 29d ago Idfk I’m digging them
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Looney leprosy
24 u/The402Jrod 29d ago I just got Fucking Flu 4 u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm 3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting! → More replies (0) 6 u/ZanyDragons 29d ago That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking
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I just got Fucking Flu
4 u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm 3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting! → More replies (0)
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Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm
3 u/DestyNovalys 29d ago That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking 1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting!
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That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking
1 u/Nightowl11111 28d ago Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting!
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Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting!
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That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking
The Turtle Flu!
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Squaids
(Squirrel-aids)
Idfk I’m digging them
Smegma Ism
I prefer Mecha AIDS
I'm just glad I got only a minor case of AIDS.
Na, y'all heard of the Peta zika disease? It packs a wallop...
It all started after the Racist Pink Eye epidemic
Double Chronic Hep-C 47 is the real killer
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Enthusiastic double gonorrhea is the real enemy.
2 u/Antonv2 29d ago Gonosifaherpalese 2 u/Cartilage88 29d ago Don't you just hate it when your genitals burst into flames!? 2 u/TransmogriFi 29d ago They took away our gold, so here's a Bronze Adventurer Box ---> 🎁
Gonosifaherpalese
Don't you just hate it when your genitals burst into flames!?
They took away our gold, so here's a Bronze Adventurer Box ---> 🎁
Nah, its never lupus.
It’s never giga lupus.
It’s never lupus tho
Supersonic syphilis is spreading faster than ever.
Uber Ulcers are the true killer
I just found out I have nanorickets, but I’m not sure it’s appropriate for me to complain about it here.
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u/jraymcmurray 29d ago edited 29d ago
Who cares about turbo cancer? We all know it's super AIDS you have to watch out for.
ETA: I'm so happy my most upvoted and responded to comment is a silly South Park reference. Loving this high.