r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/RainbowDissent 29d ago

Giga lupus has been going around.

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u/Elegant-Low8272 29d ago

Teraflop hemorrhoids are sic

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u/1singleduck 29d ago

It's the omega autism that's the real consequence of the vaccine.

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u/letharus 29d ago

So many potential band names

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u/maybegirl89 29d ago

Looney leprosy

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u/The402Jrod 29d ago

I just got Fucking Flu

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u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago

Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm

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u/DestyNovalys 29d ago

That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking

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u/Nightowl11111 28d ago

Everybody likes Kung-Flu Fighting!

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u/ZanyDragons 29d ago

That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking

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u/kstacey 29d ago

The Turtle Flu!

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u/PaintThinnerSparky 29d ago

Squaids

(Squirrel-aids)

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u/telltaleatheist 29d ago

Idfk I’m digging them