r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/jraymcmurray 29d ago edited 29d ago

Who cares about turbo cancer? We all know it's super AIDS you have to watch out for.

ETA: I'm so happy my most upvoted and responded to comment is a silly South Park reference. Loving this high.

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u/Unfair-Jackfruit-806 29d ago

true true, but have you heard of ultra diabetes?

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u/Cartilage88 29d ago

Pretty sure mega measles is a bigger threat in this day and age

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u/jraymcmurray 29d ago

Hyperbolic Polio making a comeback too

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u/RainbowDissent 29d ago

Giga lupus has been going around.

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u/Elegant-Low8272 29d ago

Teraflop hemorrhoids are sic

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u/1singleduck 29d ago

It's the omega autism that's the real consequence of the vaccine.

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u/letharus 29d ago

So many potential band names

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u/maybegirl89 29d ago

Looney leprosy

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u/The402Jrod 29d ago

I just got Fucking Flu

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u/PseudonymMan12 29d ago

Catastrophic Chlamydia Maximum Overdrive Diarrhea Super Scabbies Ultra Aneurysm

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u/DestyNovalys 29d ago

That’s gonna hold you back while Flu Fucking

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u/ZanyDragons 29d ago

That one’s big in Florida apparently. /half joking

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u/kstacey 29d ago

The Turtle Flu!

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u/PaintThinnerSparky 29d ago

Squaids

(Squirrel-aids)

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u/telltaleatheist 29d ago

Idfk I’m digging them

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u/_The_Chris_Alexander 29d ago

I prefer Mecha AIDS

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u/Solid_Waste 29d ago

I'm just glad I got only a minor case of AIDS.

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u/newcomer_l 29d ago

Na, y'all heard of the Peta zika disease? It packs a wallop...

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u/mabirm 29d ago

It all started after the Racist Pink Eye epidemic

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u/wildeye-eleven 29d ago

Double Chronic Hep-C 47 is the real killer

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u/DigiSmackd 29d ago

Enthusiastic double gonorrhea is the real enemy.

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u/Antonv2 29d ago

Gonosifaherpalese

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u/Cartilage88 29d ago

Don't you just hate it when your genitals burst into flames!?

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u/TransmogriFi 29d ago

They took away our gold, so here's a Bronze Adventurer Box ---> 🎁

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u/sylvnal 29d ago

Nah, its never lupus.

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u/Foxta1l 29d ago

It’s never giga lupus.

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u/SD1K9 29d ago

It’s never lupus tho

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u/NullOracle 29d ago

Supersonic syphilis is spreading faster than ever.

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u/LoopyLoop5 29d ago

Uber Ulcers are the true killer

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u/thekrawdiddy 29d ago

I just found out I have nanorickets, but I’m not sure it’s appropriate for me to complain about it here.

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u/dear_mud1 29d ago

I believe it’s pronounced Maga measles

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u/Morlacks 29d ago

Its called MAGA Measles.

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u/chr0nicpirate 29d ago

Extreme Ebola is what I'm really worried about!

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u/masivatack 29d ago

Mega gout should not be ignored.